RageFuel BRUTAL BEACH PILL: INCELS SHOULD AVOID THE BEACH AT ALL COSTS

[ClovER]

The only times I've gone was with the intention of fishing at night.

 

[sullen]

Going to the beach at night is the best option as a truecel since nobody is watching how short you are and you have possibly the entire beach for yourself

 

[yeetbender_]

Going to the beach at night is the best option as a truecel since nobody is watching how short you are and you have possibly the entire beach for yourself.

Unusual, barren, desolate places are our natural habitats, aren't they? (trucel trait tbh)

 

[Brainy]

total beach death

 

[Zero53]

I only go to the beach very late or very early and only if no one is there

 

[flute_snoop]

If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s

 

[flute_snoop]

In the UK there is loads of empty beaches

Prolly because in pommy land it's too cold and they also have the shitty pebbles that hurt your feet instead of soft sand. Prolly need a loicense to go to the beach in that shit hole.

 

[Brainy]

TFD

 

[brenko incelenko]

i hate everything about beachs the sun and foids there make me enraged.

 

[Grodd]

True i fucking hate the beach always have, going to the beach as an incel is masochism.

 

[wasted12years]

I swim alone in lakes/swamps in my forest.

 

[Frail Link]

If only beaches can turn into deserts barren of water

 

[cuddy]

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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foid/chad/foid/chad/foid <<<BLUEPILLED INCEL>>> foid/chad/foid.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. An entire encyclopedia could be written about the interpersonal space that the two girls unconsciously leave between themselves and the Asian boy.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Part of me is suprised a fellow-cel didnt try to pull off a 5 star GTA at the beach considering that theres all these chads & stacys and not alot of cover. Like seriously its a fucking miracle they havent became hot-spots. Well I geuss with a snorkel they could hide under water or if red-neck chad brings the truck in the sand he would try to ram such fellow-cel.

Either way Im glad to not be at the beach since most mass shooters cant tell the difference between chads/stacys and the non privleged(if it goes down) in evidence of colombine bois going for non chad/stacy type. For real I swear the mass shooters have to have more severe mental illness if they cant use logos. But I geuss its a benifit in as less deaths and less gun control proposal. Still dont recomend doing it as you will throw your life away in jail. And its better to rot in your swamp then the wardens swamp.

 

[TrueCucklite]

Enlightening

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Part of me is suprised a fellow-cel didnt try to pull off a 5 star GTA at the beach considering that theres all these chads & stacys and not alot of cover. Like seriously its a fucking miracle they havent became hot-spots. Well I geuss with a snorkel they could hide under water or if red-neck chad brings the truck in the sand he would try to ram such fellow-cel.

Either way Im glad to not be at the beach since most mass shooters cant tell the difference between chads/stacys and the non privleged(if it goes down) in evidence of colombine bois going for non chad/stacy type. For real I swear the mass shooters have to have more severe mental illness if they cant use logos. But I geuss its a benifit in as less deaths and less gun control proposal. Still dont recomend doing it as you will throw your life away in jail. And its better to rot in your swamp then the wardens swamp.

thats a good point, makes me think of how much carnage happened at omaha beach absolutely no cover for miles

 

[I hate women]

I will bare this in mind

 

[TBIcel]

Burkinis should be the only female swimwear sold.

 

[Icarus]

View: https://youtu.be/i5FVzJkAYk8?si=9aLxb9A1H4MWS3W7

 

[Mohamedömar]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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Look at this sub5 in this pic, He looks retarded

 

[Lone-Star]

Cope, beaches are fucking awesome.
I love spending time there, especially at night around a campfire with my friends, drinking and talking.
It's comfy as fuck.

 

[Multicell]

campfire with my friends

change your name

 

[Gaelic-Truecel]

I've never been to a beach in a hot climate before.

 

[subhumanBadger]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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EECS class got me jfl

 

[flute_snoop]

In the UK there is loads of empty beaches

A lot of the beaches over there look like they don't even have sand, just hard little pebbles. Fuck sitting on that shit. I noticed that a lot of the pommie women have snub noses. Probably the worst looking Europeans out of all of them.

 

[Leon98]

 

[young_reezy445]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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I like the beach. especially when I go and it's almost empty. I hate the bs the beach has become, with people basically using the environment to show off with others. You have to do as I do and just dive in and go home. don't let idiots stop you from enjoying the beach.

 

[femcelbreedingnig]

Average male at the beach

Only ONE brown guy.
FOUR brown foids.

 

[GloomyGhoul]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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That’s why I never want to live in a coastal town/city

 

[GloomyGhoul]

empty beaches that have pebbles instead of sand are good to take a walk in

Walking barefoot on pebbles is a good stress reliever

 

[GloomyGhoul]

If you're in Canada you have to deal with jeets shitting at the beach now

One more reason to never visit Canada, or anywhere that welcomes these subhumans

 

[no love found]

Going to the beach is suifuel, especially if you try to cold approach

 

[loner85]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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i seen this one chad marry this stupid bitch, then the next thing i know about 2 years later, she took his kids and everything he owns through the court systems and he was in and out of jail all the time and she wiped out his bank account then he had become homeless, i laughed and said to myself that it sure sucks to be him now. when i get rejected, i see rejections as her saving me from her true self intentions.

 

[Wolfstorm]

Every tourist beach on Earth should be covered in oil.

 

[DjentlemanDuke]

Good thing I live in the mountain like a monkey

 

[retardfuel30]

I don’t go outside

 

[Hoodpreet]

Absolutely BRUTAL thread. And you're 100% right. Beaches are the mogger's natural habitat.

This picture is what single handedly blackpilled my coping bluepilled brother

Holy shit

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Last time I went to a beach (in California) over half the population was just fat brown people. Probably depends where you go. When I was taking a few "exotic" vacations from 2010-2015 with my family, I was getting mogged left and right though and most of the people I was around were HTN+s and HTB+s. It was kind of nigger AIDS and it makes me a bit glad I no longer go on those vacations, though a lot of the foids were good goonbait. When I was 14 I went to Cabo and there was a foid with such a nice rack that I had to go back to the hotel to goon.

Though yet again, everyone seemed to have gotten fatter since then.

Though either way I don't like taking off my shirt. I was fat back then but I have a pretty ugly body even at 14% bodyfat, because I was born with a fucked up back that my parents never bothered to get fixed when I was a kid so I look like a space creature with my shirt off. Solid chance I'm gonna be in a wheelchair by 35 because of it.