RageFuel BRUTAL BEACH PILL: INCELS SHOULD AVOID THE BEACH AT ALL COSTS

[Yournotcolder]

king cel trait: the beach stays away from you

 

[Incline]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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no shit nigga I already know this

when I went on holiday I wanted to kill myself every day while I was on the beach

 

[AscendOrHellDECIDE]

Agreed. The beach is one of the many places as an incel that you should never go to. Why? Well first of all we have no one to go with (unless you are a fakecel with a social circle) and that just makes it all the more ropefuel.

If you were a prettyboy chad you could just approach and join some random foids in there.
I wonder how to make friends to go to a beach. I was outcast my entire life, so I have no idea.

 

[BPJ]

This is why i'm glad i don't live near a beach

you truly are, the wisest of sloths.

 

[pyromancer1234]

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This is already my banner, but I'll be damned if it isn't one of the greatest blackpill photos ever taken.

 

[Jud Pottah]

I feel like burning that photo.

 

[cvh1991]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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> that pic
Aight I’d like die now but yeah I hear you — swing beautiful women who are clearly signaling to Chad and showing off — that you know for a fact you will never have even the remotest chance with is indeed suicide fuel. Sucks having it shoved in your face all the time. Of course it makes men resentful

 

[Cnidoblastos]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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>the incel in the middle
No way

 

[Kina Hikikomori]

this beta is clearly being mogged, BRUTAL

 

[edgelordcel]

Thats why you go swimming in lakes and rivers, avoid sea, also avoid beaches/ cities. Rural better

 

[Thaway]

Yeah no-brainer. The number one reason why normoids go to the beach or pool is to compete and showcase their bodies to find sexual partners. Actual incels have flawed bodies, flaws that are often not changeable. You'd be immidiatly shunned or even become the target of ridicule the moment normshits would spot you.

 

[pisswolf]

>5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.

this is too real

 

[Whiteferociousboy]

you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.

everyone that go to gym cant be a truecel.

You DONT HAVE AUTISM.

I hate beaches. When I was on vacation at the beach with my mother and sister many years ago, everyone was angry and even the hotel owner said what kind of person I was who didn't like the beach and didn't have any fun in life. I'm still young and should have fun like the others.

Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.

I have the body of an 80 year old. Even my own family was ashamed to go to the beach with me. All said my body look terrible...

You are skilled at various beach sports

Not even one beach sport that I can play

TALL ENOUGH

I'm a manlet with 1,75m


All in all I'm a white with polish genetic loser. no money no friends for cool drugs or cool sports, my body look disabled so everyone stay away from me

 

[Whiteferociousboy]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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frat boys just wanna party. but you forgot one point. blacks are very common too on beaches its not only whites!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IsCfPuAJrw


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZU2ZsMv-qg

 

[Whiteferociousboy]

HA HA HA look how much fun they have HA HA HA

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4dF4jPAtVs

 

[SlayerSlayer]

frat boys just wanna party. but you forgot one point. blacks are very common too on beaches its not only whites!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IsCfPuAJrw


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZU2ZsMv-qg

maybe rasta types and cubans but they aren't there to surf or actually be on the beach, but be at the clubs by the boardwalk or at the city adjacent to the beach