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RageFuel BRUTAL BEACH PILL: INCELS SHOULD AVOID THE BEACH AT ALL COSTS

prajeet88 said:
Thank god I grew up in Chadstralia. Here you can go to the types of beaches OP described, but just a short drive away you can go to a beach with no soul in sight for miles.
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And get attacked by the white shark, box jellyfish or cone snail?
 
gymcellragefuel said:
Jfl at the foids on both sides of the chink pulling theirselves as far away from him as possible
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If I was there I'd force one of them to get close to him as possible. It's time for men to start helping each other other out
 
SlayerSlayer said:
To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement
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The chink is the only one without a girl leaning on him :feelskek: that’s a pic that speaks a thousand words
 
SlayerSlayer said:
Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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I completely agree. These sluts as young as 13 wearing what they deem attractive swimsuits which are more just lingerie or near enough nothing at all to attract the bulls.

They complain when they get stared at yet they're the ones who exposed 95% of their ass purposefully posing to expose it more.

They have no rights, they should be arrested for wearing such filth that allows them to play victim which fingering each other. The law should be that they can't show what us men crave.

These sluts want to control us, we need to control them.
 
All the girls in that pic are asian holy shit
 
Me n my girlfriend at the beach

Asdfgh
 
The worst part of beaches are definitely the naked whoring foids and all the fucking sand
 
SlayerSlayer said:
Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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Absolute golden post with many golden nuggets, the picture at the end is extremely brutal and blackpilled
 
I live 5-10 minutes away from 4 beaches depending on which one. It’s nightmare fuel. Constant traffic from people coming from 2 different states.
 
SlayerSlayer said:
Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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Top tier take, made me laugh as well, good job Saar
 
True
 
the beach is 100% the most brutal place for a incel, unless it’s a rocky wasteland
 
i'm not an NPC normie so you wouldn't find me anywhere near a beach
 
I just go to a swimming spot that is mostly old people and kids, fap fuel females are mostly in nice beaches
 
Beaches is where people are having fun and showing their winning genetics at day, and get drunk and fuck at night

:reeeeee:
 
LeFrenchCel said:
Beaches is where people are having fun and showing their winning genetics at day, and get drunk and fuck at night

:reeeeee:
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Just like that scene from "Whatever"
 
LifeMaxxer said:
All the girls in that pic are asian holy shit
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Yup. It is very true what they say about Chad going for all the hapas. Asiatic whore are about the only women that still want to get railed in the westz your run of the mill mayowhore is fine with fingering herself in from of a mirror.
 
just don't go outside as an ugly short men in general that should be law
 
ohlev said:
I just go to a swimming spot that is mostly old people and kids, fap fuel females are mostly in nice beaches
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Same. Kind of at least. The beach i usually go to is pretty nice, but there are also far better beaches near where i live so most normgroids and tourists just go there.
 
You can spend your life in your basement wishing you weren't a complete loser, or you can be at the beach enjoying yourself regardless of whay other people think. The choice is yours.
 
My manifesto:
SlayerSlayer said:
Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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The buttfloss is truly brutal to witness tbh
 
I made many of those reflections too. Yes the bleach is very brutal. Last year I saw many gay, saw a gay (man) couple (kissing). People are never alone . They're playing, eating, dancing,buying together.

It's for rich people (buying foods,paying parking and other expenses)

Seeing many thick teen,young woman ,milf was so suifuel.

I remember last summer this thick woman asked me to take pictures of her with her friend. I was holding to not get an erection.

The past Sunday I went to the broad walk, even this place was suifuel. Seeing those thick latina,white women made me so sad.
 
Much more enjoyable to take a longer drive to find a quiet beach
 
SlayerSlayer said:
Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME YOURE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging everyone in the beach is insanely rich, they all showed up to the beach in Porsches and the beaches are lined with houses that are over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and its nightmare fuel since TCAP style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches in the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless-- this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE

I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:

GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big vollyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Cliquot. You know how to use a barbeque, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knoweldge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You dont frequent just one beach, you are a connesseiur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and its great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Lets face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in it's fullness and live their life according to this principle-- which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine willdlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.

To end this post: there's only one chink here that doesn't belong in the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong in the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except an EECS class or his parent's basement.

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Thankfully I don't live near the beach, but the same applies to any other body of water. People have ruined the otherwise beautiful sights of the flowing rivers and calm lakes. Brutal river and lakepill too.

I hate people so fucking much. I wish I could Ted Kaczynskimaxx and live away from them. I miss the wintertime, when everything is cold, empty, and dead.
 
Women deserve to be raped and beaten. (In gta)
 
Minamoto said:
Thankfully I don't live near the beach, but the same applies to any other body of water. People have ruined the otherwise beautiful sights of the flowing rivers and calm lakes. Brutal river and lakepill too.

I hate people so fucking much. I wish I could Ted Kaczynskimaxx and live away from them. I miss the wintertime, when everything is cold, empty, and dead.
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Ted was foolish in thinking he could be alone and part of wilderness calmly when Chads often visit to camp and fuck there
 
My aunt asked me to go with her family to the beach this summer but I refused since I'm too ugly, nonNT to be in such places.
 
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SoycuckGodOfReddit said:
I mean whores gonna whore anyway, you could just like ignore them if you wanted to go to the beach. like, couples aren't really a rare sight if you're in a city, I don't really pay attention to them. really their relationship is their own problem

I don't care much for beaches tho, I hate sand

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

plus if the beaches are crowded then people block the view. and the wildlife is generally less interesting bc too many people. plus landwhales tend to keep getting beached (I guess they are bad at echolocation) and they are disgusting
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erenyeager said:
If I was there I'd force one of them to get close to him as possible. It's time for men to start helping each other other out
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Nah I’d never help out a chink
 
Made in Heaven said:
This picture is what single handedly blackpilled my coping bluepilled brother
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Notice the rice boy, see how the women keep distance but snuggle into the 2 best looking whites.
 

BEACH PILL is brutal​


This modern foids now are walking semi naked thong everywhere , is hell in earth for a truecel



Ricecel beach AVI hover hand
 
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I would go to the beach in the morning, when it was cloudy and foggy and there were fishermen taking advantage of the fact that there were no people.
 
I fucking hate the beach. Its chadlandia, a completely suicide-fueling reminder of what I’m never gonna get for a myriad of reasons largely outside of my control.
 
SlayerSlayer said:
Women in full on buttfloss thongs showing off. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss in public. It's just too much.
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I almost never went on vacation or beaches, so I have missed out on the more covering swimwear.
This year - since longer than I can remember - I went to the beach. And yes.

YOU ARE RIGHT BRO

Those thongs everywhere ! It's a lot. With dark sunglasses you can see it all. Sitting in the wind in the shade, large t-shirt, own body covered up if your not proud of it, a drink, music in your ears, looking to the waves and the thongs... why not.
 
SlayerSlayer said:
Shirtless Low Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8 packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
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Not at the beach I was. I think the chads where at the gym, or at stacies house.
At this beach I was I saw a lot of older men, not as fat as me, but fat, with crying kids and a younger wife in a thong.
Some groups of girls together, in thongs. Some groups of nerds, not interacting with the girls.
And couples with tattoos and thongs, mostly the beach was full of normies.
Maybe because there aren't that many chads, or I just ignore them.
I look at the thongs instead, behind my sunglasses. don't want them to point to me saying creep.
Looking at the girls is kinda fun. also the kids being happy playing i liked too. Made me smile.
 
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