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25 year old male:

It's over for me boyo. I have never had sex and probably never will. I just wanna feel the warmth of a pussy on my cock and that would heal me better then any medication. It has gotten to a point that even the slightest interaction with a foid makes my balls blue. Why can't I have sex? I mean I know but I don't want to say it. All jokes aside I have been coping hard these past years and my cuck parents still don't understand why can't I find a girlfriend. Like why would you care? I just wanna know how it feels and I think escorts are illegal where I live but I still wouldn't pay for one. Meanwhile chad has been togheter with 20+ foids since the age of 14. Shit if there was a alternate timeline where personality matters I would be king Solomon. You wouldn't even know how many times I have heard stuff like "you're super nice, but I don't want to talk to you" or asking a foid out on a date and they're saying "why". Overall if my mother would have breast feeded me for another year maybe I wouldn't be writing this and having deep raw emotional sex with the girl of my dreams.
 
transgirlfreebis

Female
Explain your situation so I know pepole here want free sex and I think it would do well for the world if i gave what i could from time to time
"See inkie! You always have choices

Im want to register her to 50 different PUA courses.

>pretty big incel
>female
no the fuck you aren't
>Pretty big
>female
You are pretty big, fuck.

19 year old disabled cel:

My life has been filled with loneliness and disappointment. As an incel who is also severely disabled, every day feels like an uphill battle. While other people seem to build friendships, relationships, and careers with ease, I often feel like I am watching life from the sidelines. My disability limits what I can do physically, and it sometimes feels as though people only see my limitations rather than who I am as a person.

The isolation has affected my confidence and my mental well-being. I often wonder what it would feel like to be accepted without judgment or pity. Seeing happy couples or groups of friends can remind me of everything I believe I am missing. These feelings can become overwhelming, making it difficult to stay hopeful about the future.

Despite these struggles, I know that giving up would only guarantee that nothing changes. I still have interests, dreams, and a desire to be understood. Even if progress is slow, I want to believe that my worth is not determined by my appearance, disability, or relationship status. My life has been difficult, but I hope that one day I can find genuine friendship, purpose, and acceptance, both from others and from myself.
Hopefully he got in
 
48 year old male:

im an incel , divorced, used to have a 6 figure job setting up cisco and netapp BGP and metrolink mostly, i'm not lazy mostly not crazy i find alot of people lacking in attention , moral fibre , imagination and cleverness. I find most people to be more triggered and damaged than me however i have never met a truly strong person in the general sense, who had had an easy life. PS you can use the word had like 10 times in a row and still have a grammatically correct sentence , wonder if these artificial entities have a line in their matrix with the same number 10 or more times in that row that link to the word had, can someone with some ai experience in the details tell me about that or tell me that i'm totally off my rocker or did they have to remove sentances like that because noone talks like that. probably thats what happened. stupid QA and test oriented development. if it compiles , i ship. if the customer complains point to the requirements document you had sent to the actual lapidary to etch in some stone or crystal tablet depending on revenue and put them on the wall of your boardroom.

oh yeah i can do software like nobody else. ill have actual pigs and chickens around and developers have to sprint with no shoes around campus couple times a day, and we dont use agile methodology. on no. just object oriented stuff , and if its a chunk of cruft that if does not work correctly will tank all our ways of making a living, you better believe another developer with another keyboard and mouse connected to the same 4 displays showing the workspace and tools ( obviously on a unix like or linux/bsd system as windows has so much overhead for starting a program their programs all grow into operating environments of their own which is a shitty concept to build on, unless you need many more layers of cruft written by guys who got hit by busses , pushed many dead bunnies through dead straws, shaved a ton of balls of yaks and other bovine that they dragged onto mountains or found already on the mountain someplace, and shaved their scrotums because they forgot the task they were working on and got lost in the stack mentioned above.

most people who were experts on and wrote those layers are now dead and one day these machines will be non repairable exept for artificial means and we will be even more upset that nobody wants to share our beds, if we are lucky enough to have one after there is no knowledge jobs except for those that relate directly to people ( the ones in the meatsuits, who incarnated , remember? ) and although i like to converse , write , speak, i do find my own company optimal for my enjoyment of time and contemplation aswell as meditation though i'm not very good at it yet. i'm starting to practice falun dafa also known as falun gong to prepare for whatever is after this because holy does this place fucking blow so hard. everyone with everything rigged for themselves they're such a fleet of assholes and their not even free.
 

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