JFL Brutal and or funny sign up reasons

[Codependency]

Male
Age: 51

Explain your situation

My wife of 17 years, the LOML and mother of my two daughters, left me for dead. She was having an affair with our oldest daughter's bf's dad. The two of them conspired against me to remove me from the picture. She called the police and had me arrested for Domestic Violence, all I did was try to get her phone out of her pocket to see who she was texting when she was acting suspicious. She filled a No Contact Order against me, and I was banned from my own house. Eventually I ended up living in a tent. She went on to marry him 3 days after we divorced. He has since physically abused her and both of our daughters. I helped her move outta his house, but soon after she started seeing him again. He and I just got into a fist fight a couple weeks ago, after I dropped my one daughter off at my ex's house. I haven't slept with anyone since my now ex-wife, which puts me at about 32 months of involuntary celibacy. I feel that I no longer possess any sexual prowess. I grow angrier by the day. I had never gone more than 6 months celibate prior to this. I feel like I'm losing my freakin' mind. The loneliness and hatred for my ex and her new husband has completely consumed me. I fear that I might take my own life if I can't find people to talk to who can commiserate with my agony.

 

[Macaca nigra]

Cuck

 

[FuckYou]

Jeez that's fuckin brutal. Hopefully he can find a similar community where he's allowed to post.

While we're on the topic of brutal/funny sign ups, I remember one time there was an 11 year-old trying to sign up here

 

[milkist]

Male
Age: 51

Explain your situation

My wife of 17 years, the LOML and mother of my two daughters, left me for dead. She was having an affair with our oldest daughter's bf's dad. The two of them conspired against me to remove me from the picture. She called the police and had me arrested for Domestic Violence, all I did was try to get her phone out of her pocket to see who she was texting when she was acting suspicious. She filled a No Contact Order against me, and I was banned from my own house. Eventually I ended up living in a tent. She went on to marry him 3 days after we divorced. He has since physically abused her and both of our daughters. I helped her move outta his house, but soon after she started seeing him again. He and I just got into a fist fight a couple weeks ago, after I dropped my one daughter off at my ex's house. I haven't slept with anyone since my now ex-wife, which puts me at about 32 months of involuntary celibacy. I feel that I no longer possess any sexual prowess. I grow angrier by the day. I had never gone more than 6 months celibate prior to this. I feel like I'm losing my freakin' mind. The loneliness and hatred for my ex and her new husband has completely consumed me. I fear that I might take my own life if I can't find people to talk to who can commiserate with my agony.

God

 

[nazianime]

When you are ugly but ascend

 

[fokusin]

Cuck

 

[SCAT PACK]

Got down

 

[Tetsuya]

jesus christ
that said, not an incel

 

[Adolf Kitler]

no way this gotta be larp

 

[fatass30000]

poor dude was genetically predisposed to being a cuck since the day he was born… I can’t comprehend how some men will get cheated on and still help their bitch ex wife/gf

 

[Sir Silentium]

@TheGrayWolf

Age 12
Male or female? Male
Explain your situation
I'd like to clarify that just cause im 12 does not mean i'm not an iqlet larp who knows nothing about the looksmaxing coomunity (yes i know that this isn't a looksmaxing coomunity but u get what i mean). I want to join and feel welcomed in this website so i can talk to others about whatever. It has been a year ago since a foid in my class told me for literally no fucking reason that ''i will never be loved by a woman a and only my mother will'' ever since then i realized that they are actually evil, especially girls my age. I'm not a migongist, i just wanna feel loved by women other than family. Please don't refuse this i really wanna join and try to become a HTN

 

[Codependency]

Oh look yet another satisfied customer of a mentally ill ran through BPD fucking cunt…

Female or male? Male

Age: 19

situation By definition I’m an incel. I’m celibate but don’t want to be. Honestly I don’t really care about the sex part as much as wanting an actual emotionally intimate relationship with another person but most of these women are genuinely just whores with zero concept of exclusivity unless you’re fucking Henry cavil or Brad Pitt. Don’t have any friends. Tried Reddit and got permabanned from the site. Need to find people who think like me so I don’t feel like a schizo. Because I know I’m not the only person who’s fed up with this shit and being gaslighted that it’s not a thing when it is. I met a girl online. My first and at this time only relationship with a woman. The first time a woman other than my mother told me she loved me. At first she came onto me hard. Flirted back, texted back fast, never dry, all that good shit. Went from that to dry texts, hours to days to get a text back, and them openly telling me they were attracted to other people. I stayed. Because I didn’t want to be alone again. After like a month of being left on delivered and dry texted I realized nothing I could do or say to her would get the relationship we had back. Last night she told me she didn’t have time for me anymore because he was texting another guy. I called her a whore and I told her that I hope she has fun with him and deleted the app I was talking to her on and unfollowed her on the platforms I followed her on. Back to being alone again and having nobody to talk too but at least I still have some small bit of dignity and self respect as a man. I’ve always felt this way. About relationships. About female nature. But I always give people the benefit of the doubt and want them to prove me wrong. That not all women are like that. But they keep proving themselves to be like that time after time. Disloyal. Dry. Distant. I don’t even think I ever had her to begin with. She just lovebombed me and kept me around to bitch to or farm attention and validation when nobody else would text with her. Our relationship if you would even call it that was basically textbook lovebombing. But I knew that. And I stayed. Because I didn’t want to be alone anymore. And I wanted someone to give me hope that not all women are whores who manipulate men to get what they want but I was wrong.

 

[Codependency]

Female or male? Male

Age: 20

I'm a 20 year old KHHV incel college dropout, NEETmaxxed sketch artist. It's been 3 years since I talked to a girl, and that girl was my mom, I'm all alone after she passed.

 

[Emba]

Poor niggers

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Female or male? Male

Age: 20

I'm a 20 year old KHHV incel college dropout, NEETmaxxed sketch artist. It's been 3 years since I talked to a girl, and that girl was my mom, I'm all alone after she passed.

This guy got approved, right?

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Female or male? Male

Age: 20

I'm a 20 year old KHHV incel college dropout, NEETmaxxed sketch artist. It's been 3 years since I talked to a girl, and that girl was my mom, I'm all alone after she passed.

Brutal for that guy

 

[Codependency]

Age 18
Male or female? Male
Explain your situation Im so lonly my Foid left me an eat someone cum

 

[mrlunatic]

Male
Age: 51

Explain your situation

My wife of 17 years, the LOML and mother of my two daughters, left me for dead. She was having an affair with our oldest daughter's bf's dad. The two of them conspired against me to remove me from the picture. She called the police and had me arrested for Domestic Violence, all I did was try to get her phone out of her pocket to see who she was texting when she was acting suspicious. She filled a No Contact Order against me, and I was banned from my own house. Eventually I ended up living in a tent. She went on to marry him 3 days after we divorced. He has since physically abused her and both of our daughters. I helped her move outta his house, but soon after she started seeing him again. He and I just got into a fist fight a couple weeks ago, after I dropped my one daughter off at my ex's house. I haven't slept with anyone since my now ex-wife, which puts me at about 32 months of involuntary celibacy. I feel that I no longer possess any sexual prowess. I grow angrier by the day. I had never gone more than 6 months celibate prior to this. I feel like I'm losing my freakin' mind. The loneliness and hatred for my ex and her new husband has completely consumed me. I fear that I might take my own life if I can't find people to talk to who can commiserate with my agony.

JFL, people write such lengthy reasons ? I still remember the reason I provided for sign up was 'Aspiring woman beater' and I got in swiftly. Lol.

 

[The Wolf]

@TheGrayWolf

Yeah. Sad and funny in a way imo.

 

[all this time]

Age 18
Male or female? Male
Explain your situation Im so lonly my Foid left me an eat someone cum

Schizo tier

 

[Morbilius]

JFL, people write such lengthy reasons ? I still remember the reason I provided for sign up was 'Aspiring woman beater' and I got in swiftly. Lol.

 

[Codependency]

Male or female? Female
Explain your situation just curious about how incels are honestly , it interests me a lot and it’s like unironically one of my favorite places on the internet to go to . i don’t really like agree with a lot of the things you guys say but i don’t really like think that matters i just lurk on here often so i figured y not make an account u kno ? also i haven’t really like read the rules but i’m gonna after this i swear , i’m a girl for reals . bye that sounds so suspect i’m so sorry i swear i’m real.

 

[Codependency]

transgirlfreebis

Female
Explain your situation so I know pepole here want free sex and I think it would do well for the world if i gave what i could from time to time

 

[Codependency]

Male or female? Female
Explain your situation I am so frustrated with women in general as a gay female. I meet women constantly who are proud of leading on men and it pisses me off so badly. I'm not an incel more like a volcel but I just low-key hate women too much to date or sleep with them.

 

[mrlunatic]

Male or female? Female
Explain your situation just curious about how incels are honestly , it interests me a lot and it’s like unironically one of my favorite places on the internet to go to . i don’t really like agree with a lot of the things you guys say but i don’t really like think that matters i just lurk on here often so i figured y not make an account u kno ? also i haven’t really like read the rules but i’m gonna after this i swear , i’m a girl for reals . bye that sounds so suspect i’m so sorry i swear i’m real.

I fell for her guys

 

[Codependency]

Male or female? Male
Explain your situation Since you are used to reading long texts in this form I don't think you'll mind if I make this message a little long.

When I posted here in early 2018 I found a user called "tenta" who seemed a bit obnoxious but we talked a bit about gaming on the off topic forum and all of a sudden he added me on steam and we started talking. He seemed blackpilled but looking back on it I know that from the start he tries to 1. become someone's friend 2. slowly bluepill them (on countless ocassions he mocked me for being bullied in the past, mocked things out of my control, bragged constantly about being happy and how much he hugged and made out with girls in highschool) and 3. then fully betray them, spread rumors and harass them. This is what he does, along with freely admitting that his life is, as he describes it, "heaven on earth" AKA being from a millionaire family in sittingbourne (UK) who enjoys all kinds of luxuries and claims to not care about sex because he got so much of in HS that it doesn't matter anymore. But I don't need to remind you how many times tenta claimed, on this site, to be a KHHV and I'm sure that if you don't remember you can find for yourself. Nothing is genuine with him, it's all just a mind game he plays against the most vulnerable people he can find on the internet.

To this day, he still uses the forum to lie about his true beliefs which have nothing to do with inceldom, share his account with a doxer (towncel) and look for people he wants to psychologically break and convert to the bluepill.

His ban appeal (on misterbean9) is jam packed with fabrications that he made up to have you excuse his ban avoiding. (e.g. that towncel who is actually his friend to this day tried to "hack his WoW account 148 times", a screenshot of this can be provided within an instant but he doesn't give any) That's not even the end of it, he also has at least 3 other ban evasion alts, such as "GET FOULED" and those ones are thankfully to you already banned. Safe to say no other user is this dishonest and bluepilled.

https://www.instagram.com/braddread/?hl=en - he claims this is him. (not a coincidence the name matches) Also notice he says *everyone* left him? It's because he bombards all of his "friends" with abuse about how everything in life is all their fault, and that nobody is more lucky in life than anyone else e.g. a certain individual he also had on his steam friends list. His discord is malvo#5624 His channel is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr-IkHX4qXCxAX-1pNPXldA/featured and all the videos are privated now.

 

[Macaca nigra]

transgirlfreebis

Female
Explain your situation so I know pepole here want free sex and I think it would do well for the world if i gave what i could from time to time

 

[Codependency]

Male or female? Male
Explain your situation I'm a 25 yo incel, I've been to prison for 4 years, I've been in the army for one, l dropped out of school in the ninth grade, I've had fat foids fuck their exes and tell me about while we pretended to date. The only sexual encounters I've had were with other men and prostitutes. Fool with me like your cool with me.

 

[Macaca nigra]

Male or female? Male
Explain your situation I'm a 25 yo incel, I've been to prison for 4 years, I've been in the army for one, l dropped out of school in the ninth grade, I've had fat foids fuck their exes and tell me about while we pretended to date. The only sexual encounters I've had were with other men and prostitutes. Fool with me like your cool with me.

Gay

 

[Grodd]

Jeez that's fuckin brutal. Hopefully he can find a similar community where he's allowed to post.

 

[Codependency]

Bisexualmaid

Male or female? Female

Explain your situation I am a pretty big incel. Even though I am a girl Ive been rejected by every guy I've talked too. I am an otaku that usually stays inside watching anime or playing video games and my voice usually gets me made fun of online in games. I want to join because it seems fun and there seems to be only men and I'd like to voice my opinion as a female to show others what it's like being on the other end of the spectrum

[email protected]

 

[Codependency]

anonymous_turtle

Male or female? Male

Explain your situation I’ve been involuntarily celibate since 2012. I had a girlfriend when I was 17. It was high school so it was just easier then. We had sex only a couple of times. Since, I haven’t found a suitable partner and think that it’s kinda pointless cuz women are so rude and selfish about it. Why would I put myself out there when they’re probably just going to laugh at me or just go out with me for free dinner? But, it’s been over 10 years now that nice hasn’t done shit for me

 

[Sir Silentium]

[email protected]

 

[4sez]

 

[VanGobbel]

Male
Age: 51

Explain your situation

My wife of 17 years, the LOML and mother of my two daughters, left me for dead. She was having an affair with our oldest daughter's bf's dad. The two of them conspired against me to remove me from the picture. She called the police and had me arrested for Domestic Violence, all I did was try to get her phone out of her pocket to see who she was texting when she was acting suspicious. She filled a No Contact Order against me, and I was banned from my own house. Eventually I ended up living in a tent. She went on to marry him 3 days after we divorced. He has since physically abused her and both of our daughters. I helped her move outta his house, but soon after she started seeing him again. He and I just got into a fist fight a couple weeks ago, after I dropped my one daughter off at my ex's house. I haven't slept with anyone since my now ex-wife, which puts me at about 32 months of involuntary celibacy. I feel that I no longer possess any sexual prowess. I grow angrier by the day. I had never gone more than 6 months celibate prior to this. I feel like I'm losing my freakin' mind. The loneliness and hatred for my ex and her new husband has completely consumed me. I fear that I might take my own life if I can't find people to talk to who can commiserate with my agony.

mgtowcels.is

 

[VanGobbel]

I had never gone more than 6 months celibate prior to this

that's already suifuel if he was in a marriage..what a fucking retarded cuck for staying in that hellhole

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

[email protected]

I mean, would you?

 

[Codependency]

Age35Male or female?MaleExplain your situationI was sent to a Psych ward by my Jew whore mom many times over the last 8 years. The Psych meds fucked up my previously decent eyes and have made them bulgy and hideous. I am extremely angry because of this. I feel extremely depressed.

I'm also Curry and have no chance with the predominantly Chinese Singaporean girls because of my Curry looks. They despise dark skin and ethnic features.

My metabolism was fucked up by the Psych meds too and I'm fucking fat and facially bloated and no matter how much I exercised for the past few months I am unable to lose much weight.

I'm sick and tired. Just sick and tired.....

Talking to fellow incels would greatly cheer me up. I want to make friends with fellow incels who understand how poorly the world treats them because of their looks and I know this firsthand from person experience.

I'm extremely lonely and have no hope for the future. I can't even approach men who are strangers to make friends with because of how hideous I look.

My life sucks because I'm hideous. This world treats ugly people like me like shit and pretends that only personality matters and not looks when it's a damn lie.

I'm a victim of lookism. I NEED TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH MY FELLOW INCELS, that's the only thing I have.

 

[H0micidal-Idol]

Male
Age: 51

Explain your situation

My wife of 17 years, the LOML and mother of my two daughters, left me for dead. She was having an affair with our oldest daughter's bf's dad. The two of them conspired against me to remove me from the picture. She called the police and had me arrested for Domestic Violence, all I did was try to get her phone out of her pocket to see who she was texting when she was acting suspicious. She filled a No Contact Order against me, and I was banned from my own house. Eventually I ended up living in a tent. She went on to marry him 3 days after we divorced. He has since physically abused her and both of our daughters. I helped her move outta his house, but soon after she started seeing him again. He and I just got into a fist fight a couple weeks ago, after I dropped my one daughter off at my ex's house. I haven't slept with anyone since my now ex-wife, which puts me at about 32 months of involuntary celibacy. I feel that I no longer possess any sexual prowess. I grow angrier by the day. I had never gone more than 6 months celibate prior to this. I feel like I'm losing my freakin' mind. The loneliness and hatred for my ex and her new husband has completely consumed me. I fear that I might take my own life if I can't find people to talk to who can commiserate with my agony.

Did he win the fight? Probably not but I want some hope lol. Tbh if that was me I’m going Yandere…

 

[Codependency]

Age15Male or female?MaleExplain your situationI want to join because I significantly lack love, and Ive never been in a relationship or even a talking stage with someone I care for. I am part of a friend group which consists of 7 people in my school, all of them have girlfriends and whenever we go out I feel left out, if your asking why I dont have one, its because im 5'7 and they are 6ft. Even when they comfort me because they know im feeling lonely it doesnt make a difference, I always feel like the elephant in the room. To be honest i dont even consider myself ugly, I think its mainly my height, but Im sick of it, especially when people recommend height boosters, that literally shows I have zero self respect. I take part in every natty practice which supposedly helps increase height, the increase has been very minimal. At this point im relying on puberty and holding onto my last string of cope that I am a late bloomer.

 

[incel3roar]

This is horrible what a cuck

 

[thejbird]

Male
Age: 18

I just felt like it and I kept getting banned from all my safe spaces for shit that didn’t even break the rules (this is why I am banned from the sharty) and reportfags (this is why I am banned on discord)

 

[DeformedDysgenicCel]

Male or female? Female
Explain your situation just curious about how incels are honestly , it interests me a lot and it’s like unironically one of my favorite places on the internet to go to . i don’t really like agree with a lot of the things you guys say but i don’t really like think that matters i just lurk on here often so i figured y not make an account u kno ? also i haven’t really like read the rules but i’m gonna after this i swear , i’m a girl for reals . bye that sounds so suspect i’m so sorry i swear i’m real.

 

[Codependency]

Male
Age: 20
Explain your situation

“My mother ruined me at birth cheated on my father and sobbed like a bitch to me every day then abandoned me at 12 my sister verbally abused me and kept calling me gay and a faggot this subconsciously made me insecure to the point where I got nervous around men and felt confused about my sexuzlity my gf cheated on me and cried that it was a mistake and plastered her body everywhere but it was justified because she said I talked to other girls. All my life these mindless drones have done nothing but prove they're stupid fucking foids who need to go back to having no rights they seiosuly cannot thuink for themselves and just need to be submitted benewth all mne like the good old time. My life is a living hell and I have done nothing but be kind and tolerant of the belief not all women are the same. Yet I am provexd again and again all females are retarded and only good for onaholes”

 

[Dr. Butane]

Male or female? Female
Explain your situation I am so frustrated with women in general as a gay female. I meet women constantly who are proud of leading on men and it pisses me off so badly. I'm not an incel more like a volcel but I just low-key hate women too much to date or sleep with them.

This has to be a tranny, women never take accountability for their actions

 

[literallyretarded]

Male or female? Female
Explain your situation just curious about how incels are honestly , it interests me a lot and it’s like unironically one of my favorite places on the internet to go to . i don’t really like agree with a lot of the things you guys say but i don’t really like think that matters i just lurk on here often so i figured y not make an account u kno ? also i haven’t really like read the rules but i’m gonna after this i swear , i’m a girl for reals . bye that sounds so suspect i’m so sorry i swear i’m real.

 

[literallyretarded]

i didnt think there would be women who applied

 

[chihiro]

1% of frank tufanos pain

 

[D. B. Gooner]

Oh look yet another satisfied customer of a mentally ill ran through BPD fucking cunt…

Female or male? Male

Age: 19

situation By definition I’m an incel. I’m celibate but don’t want to be. Honestly I don’t really care about the sex part as much as wanting an actual emotionally intimate relationship with another person but most of these women are genuinely just whores with zero concept of exclusivity unless you’re fucking Henry cavil or Brad Pitt. Don’t have any friends. Tried Reddit and got permabanned from the site. Need to find people who think like me so I don’t feel like a schizo. Because I know I’m not the only person who’s fed up with this shit and being gaslighted that it’s not a thing when it is. I met a girl online. My first and at this time only relationship with a woman. The first time a woman other than my mother told me she loved me. At first she came onto me hard. Flirted back, texted back fast, never dry, all that good shit. Went from that to dry texts, hours to days to get a text back, and them openly telling me they were attracted to other people. I stayed. Because I didn’t want to be alone again. After like a month of being left on delivered and dry texted I realized nothing I could do or say to her would get the relationship we had back. Last night she told me she didn’t have time for me anymore because he was texting another guy. I called her a whore and I told her that I hope she has fun with him and deleted the app I was talking to her on and unfollowed her on the platforms I followed her on. Back to being alone again and having nobody to talk too but at least I still have some small bit of dignity and self respect as a man. I’ve always felt this way. About relationships. About female nature. But I always give people the benefit of the doubt and want them to prove me wrong. That not all women are like that. But they keep proving themselves to be like that time after time. Disloyal. Dry. Distant. I don’t even think I ever had her to begin with. She just lovebombed me and kept me around to bitch to or farm attention and validation when nobody else would text with her. Our relationship if you would even call it that was basically textbook lovebombing. But I knew that. And I stayed. Because I didn’t want to be alone anymore. And I wanted someone to give me hope that not all women are whores who manipulate men to get what they want but I was wrong.

He should've been allowed in.

 

[D. B. Gooner]

JFL, people write such lengthy reasons ? I still remember the reason I provided for sign up was 'Aspiring woman beater' and I got in swiftly. Lol.

I think I said some shit about goatis lmao.