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[NIGGER SISKO]

25 year old male:

It's over for me boyo. I have never had sex and probably never will. I just wanna feel the warmth of a pussy on my cock and that would heal me better then any medication. It has gotten to a point that even the slightest interaction with a foid makes my balls blue. Why can't I have sex? I mean I know but I don't want to say it. All jokes aside I have been coping hard these past years and my cuck parents still don't understand why can't I find a girlfriend. Like why would you care? I just wanna know how it feels and I think escorts are illegal where I live but I still wouldn't pay for one. Meanwhile chad has been togheter with 20+ foids since the age of 14. Shit if there was a alternate timeline where personality matters I would be king Solomon. You wouldn't even know how many times I have heard stuff like "you're super nice, but I don't want to talk to you" or asking a foid out on a date and they're saying "why". Overall if my mother would have breast feeded me for another year maybe I wouldn't be writing this and having deep raw emotional sex with the girl of my dreams.

 

[Aventador]

transgirlfreebis

Female
Explain your situation so I know pepole here want free sex and I think it would do well for the world if i gave what i could from time to time

"See inkie! You always have choices

[email protected]

Im want to register her to 50 different PUA courses.

>pretty big incel
>female
no the fuck you aren't

>Pretty big
>female
You are pretty big, fuck.

19 year old disabled cel:

My life has been filled with loneliness and disappointment. As an incel who is also severely disabled, every day feels like an uphill battle. While other people seem to build friendships, relationships, and careers with ease, I often feel like I am watching life from the sidelines. My disability limits what I can do physically, and it sometimes feels as though people only see my limitations rather than who I am as a person.

The isolation has affected my confidence and my mental well-being. I often wonder what it would feel like to be accepted without judgment or pity. Seeing happy couples or groups of friends can remind me of everything I believe I am missing. These feelings can become overwhelming, making it difficult to stay hopeful about the future.

Despite these struggles, I know that giving up would only guarantee that nothing changes. I still have interests, dreams, and a desire to be understood. Even if progress is slow, I want to believe that my worth is not determined by my appearance, disability, or relationship status. My life has been difficult, but I hope that one day I can find genuine friendship, purpose, and acceptance, both from others and from myself.

Hopefully he got in

 

[NIGGER SISKO]

48 year old male:

im an incel , divorced, used to have a 6 figure job setting up cisco and netapp BGP and metrolink mostly, i'm not lazy mostly not crazy i find alot of people lacking in attention , moral fibre , imagination and cleverness. I find most people to be more triggered and damaged than me however i have never met a truly strong person in the general sense, who had had an easy life. PS you can use the word had like 10 times in a row and still have a grammatically correct sentence , wonder if these artificial entities have a line in their matrix with the same number 10 or more times in that row that link to the word had, can someone with some ai experience in the details tell me about that or tell me that i'm totally off my rocker or did they have to remove sentances like that because noone talks like that. probably thats what happened. stupid QA and test oriented development. if it compiles , i ship. if the customer complains point to the requirements document you had sent to the actual lapidary to etch in some stone or crystal tablet depending on revenue and put them on the wall of your boardroom.

oh yeah i can do software like nobody else. ill have actual pigs and chickens around and developers have to sprint with no shoes around campus couple times a day, and we dont use agile methodology. on no. just object oriented stuff , and if its a chunk of cruft that if does not work correctly will tank all our ways of making a living, you better believe another developer with another keyboard and mouse connected to the same 4 displays showing the workspace and tools ( obviously on a unix like or linux/bsd system as windows has so much overhead for starting a program their programs all grow into operating environments of their own which is a shitty concept to build on, unless you need many more layers of cruft written by guys who got hit by busses , pushed many dead bunnies through dead straws, shaved a ton of balls of yaks and other bovine that they dragged onto mountains or found already on the mountain someplace, and shaved their scrotums because they forgot the task they were working on and got lost in the stack mentioned above.

most people who were experts on and wrote those layers are now dead and one day these machines will be non repairable exept for artificial means and we will be even more upset that nobody wants to share our beds, if we are lucky enough to have one after there is no knowledge jobs except for those that relate directly to people ( the ones in the meatsuits, who incarnated , remember? ) and although i like to converse , write , speak, i do find my own company optimal for my enjoyment of time and contemplation aswell as meditation though i'm not very good at it yet. i'm starting to practice falun dafa also known as falun gong to prepare for whatever is after this because holy does this place fucking blow so hard. everyone with everything rigged for themselves they're such a fleet of assholes and their not even free.

 

[Saiyangenetics]

Male.
Age 37.

I am an incel. I have never kissed a woman and I have never had sex. Young-cels will propably quote me and go "damn I would rope", yeah understandable, but many of you wont. You will either lose your virginity or isolate yourself and become numb. Have you actually seen 50 year old virgins in youtube, do you really think their lack of emotions and their slow speaking is a result of being autistic? No sir, that is the signs of an old, defeated male.
Where should I start?
I used to have friends but at the age of 12 or some shit, the whole school experienced a sudden bloom of hormones. People in my class got into a relationship and even swapped boyfriends and girlfriends and they thought this was just a fun game. "I ended my relationship lol but now I am into that guy hahahahaha." Meanwhile, noone wanted to even touch me. I turned invisible, I no longer had friends and noone wanted to pick me in gym classes. I slowly realised that I was unattractive, very ugly, and that gave me alot of anxiety.

Over the years, nothing improved. I felt so much anxiety I had to hide and be by myself and I called in sick as best as I could to not get tormented in school.

At the age of 17, I became bald. I actually laughed writing that down, it is okay to laugh at me. I have noticed that most of the guys who get bald at a young age are ugly. I am not sure if this is actually male pattern baldness or baldness because of severe anxiety and depression stressing my body out but the hair has not returned. For the first time in my life, I went from completely invisible to being relentlessly bullied in school while noone in society gave a shit. I started hating this sp so much I went home and watched g#re daily.

At the age of 18, adulthood started. I looked for jobs and found some extra work. I noticed that the more attractive people got a full-time job after that while I got thrown out after being not needed anymore. The boss even told a friend I trusted "do not say this to that person over there, but I am not giving him a job" which destroyed my self-confidence as I did all the tasks.
All the people who were unattractive did not get any further chance. This even happened to my unattractive friends. They got laid off, but after the company once again started growing, they were not contacted while the attractive people were. Brutal blackpill.

I entered an advanced school and did better than most ch1nks and other deathnics like indians there. The university was both a blackpill and a racepill. Mostly white people ganged up and talked to eachother but they allowed the most attractive deathnics to join in. Meanwhile the rest of us deathnics and ugly white people were left out and had to start our own groups.

While studying, I actually started lookmaxxing myself. Took care of my hygiene, my cloths, lost weight and gained pounds of muscles, being one of the bigger natural guys at the gym to prepare myself to increase the SMV when I finish the stupid university.

With a degree now and jobs actually screaming for our talents (otherwise they would just die off so they do not have time to look for attractive people) I actually earned a good income and with my lookmaxx, I had confidence that I could make it.

But yeah, I got rejected by women and people in general so I joined dating communities. Big mistake. Even with the help of my friends and online forums supporting my profile.
-Dating websites such as Tinder: 0 likes.
-Dating websites you could actually type a message that the person would read and then decide to continue talking: contacted hundreds of women. All of them either ended the conversations without saying anything or blocked me.
-I actually had a good talk with a woman in a dating website. Now, before you call me a fakecel, hear me out. I did not know my profile pictures I put up on my profile did not get accepted due to some error. So, I had a profile with no pictures at all. I contacted a woman and she replied (wow) and said that I had a very interesting profile. I thought she looked at my picture too and ... is this a miracle? So we chatted and chatted and she had a good time, and then she wanted to see a picture of me. I was like what, did I not upload it? My heart raced and I prepared for a rejection. So I said how much appearance mattered and she said personality matters more. So I uploaded my pictures and she took a look at my profile and then her profile was gone. I made a new account and I saw that her profile was still there, and she had just blocked me. And then later in a few days I saw her date a white, avarage dude... She rejected my genetics basically. F#ck lookmaxxing.
-And in the end, I became drunk and I saw a dating page in Facebook with thousands of members where even avarage men got like 100 of messages. So I put my own picture up. Uh one pity like from someone and absolutely no response from women. I waited for a week and attempted to post again some time, nothing at all. Men that had their posts above and below me received tons of messages while I did not. I deleted my FB profile a month after.

For about 3 years, my confidence shattered very slowly. I had a good paid job but not any respect or any woman interested. I slowly gave up working. In the end, I raged, gave up, quit my job and isolated myself. Still does it to this day. My reason of life is not to earn money, I need a woman, I need to spread my genetics. What is the point of living if I can't touch and love a woman? The bloodline dies with me, whether I work myself to death or isolate myself from this shity society.
One major thing that actually made me give up on working is that above-avarage people could still get women easily even while being alcoholics, being in huge debts or not doing anything in their lives.
But I still regret quiting my job, I just could not handle the depression. I should have saved money for plastic surgeries, maybe that would actually make my life better.

I do not know why I even joined this forum. I think I do have a place in the hierarchy here, I want to belong somewhere. Even if I get laughed at and mocked by incels, I am still someone. I am not sure if it is good or bad but I am a wizard and that is a hardcore status in the incel community. Incels will bow to me and call me a saint if I reach 40 years old of virginity. Rather be a saint of virgins than being nothing in the normal world...

Can you guys please treat this as a brutal first post, because this would litteraly be my first post if I saw this thread? Thank you<3

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

44 year old male:


I am a heterosexual male, who has never had a girlfriend, and I am still a virgin. I need to improve myself.

He needs to work on his personality.

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

13 year old babycel:

I am a miserable aspie. I have no friends, no social life whatsoever because of my debilitating retardism. Hell i cant even socialize online. If i can’t even befriend another man there is no way i can even interact with a female, i just act uber weird! My family wont even fucking look at me. Percocet, xanax, what fucking ever cant help with my miserable cuck behavior. I need to join this community because i need to find people who arent so different from me. Difference has caused nothing but shit for me, maybe here will that change.

Brutal. In 5 years he'll either have trooned out or be here.

 

[soft]

Male.
Age 37.

I am an incel. I have never kissed a woman and I have never had sex. Young-cels will propably quote me and go "damn I would rope", yeah understandable, but many of you wont. You will either lose your virginity or isolate yourself and become numb. Have you actually seen 50 year old virgins in youtube, do you really think their lack of emotions and their slow speaking is a result of being autistic? No sir, that is the signs of an old, defeated male.
Where should I start?
I used to have friends but at the age of 12 or some shit, the whole school experienced a sudden bloom of hormones. People in my class got into a relationship and even swapped boyfriends and girlfriends and they thought this was just a fun game. "I ended my relationship lol but now I am into that guy hahahahaha." Meanwhile, noone wanted to even touch me. I turned invisible, I no longer had friends and noone wanted to pick me in gym classes. I slowly realised that I was unattractive, very ugly, and that gave me alot of anxiety.

Over the years, nothing improved. I felt so much anxiety I had to hide and be by myself and I called in sick as best as I could to not get tormented in school.

At the age of 17, I became bald. I actually laughed writing that down, it is okay to laugh at me. I have noticed that most of the guys who get bald at a young age are ugly. I am not sure if this is actually male pattern baldness or baldness because of severe anxiety and depression stressing my body out but the hair has not returned. For the first time in my life, I went from completely invisible to being relentlessly bullied in school while noone in society gave a shit. I started hating this sp so much I went home and watched g#re daily.

At the age of 18, adulthood started. I looked for jobs and found some extra work. I noticed that the more attractive people got a full-time job after that while I got thrown out after being not needed anymore. The boss even told a friend I trusted "do not say this to that person over there, but I am not giving him a job" which destroyed my self-confidence as I did all the tasks.
All the people who were unattractive did not get any further chance. This even happened to my unattractive friends. They got laid off, but after the company once again started growing, they were not contacted while the attractive people were. Brutal blackpill.

I entered an advanced school and did better than most ch1nks and other deathnics like indians there. The university was both a blackpill and a racepill. Mostly white people ganged up and talked to eachother but they allowed the most attractive deathnics to join in. Meanwhile the rest of us deathnics and ugly white people were left out and had to start our own groups.

While studying, I actually started lookmaxxing myself. Took care of my hygiene, my cloths, lost weight and gained pounds of muscles, being one of the bigger natural guys at the gym to prepare myself to increase the SMV when I finish the stupid university.

With a degree now and jobs actually screaming for our talents (otherwise they would just die off so they do not have time to look for attractive people) I actually earned a good income and with my lookmaxx, I had confidence that I could make it.

But yeah, I got rejected by women and people in general so I joined dating communities. Big mistake. Even with the help of my friends and online forums supporting my profile.
-Dating websites such as Tinder: 0 likes.
-Dating websites you could actually type a message that the person would read and then decide to continue talking: contacted hundreds of women. All of them either ended the conversations without saying anything or blocked me.
-I actually had a good talk with a woman in a dating website. Now, before you call me a fakecel, hear me out. I did not know my profile pictures I put up on my profile did not get accepted due to some error. So, I had a profile with no pictures at all. I contacted a woman and she replied (wow) and said that I had a very interesting profile. I thought she looked at my picture too and ... is this a miracle? So we chatted and chatted and she had a good time, and then she wanted to see a picture of me. I was like what, did I not upload it? My heart raced and I prepared for a rejection. So I said how much appearance mattered and she said personality matters more. So I uploaded my pictures and she took a look at my profile and then her profile was gone. I made a new account and I saw that her profile was still there, and she had just blocked me. And then later in a few days I saw her date a white, avarage dude... She rejected my genetics basically. F#ck lookmaxxing.
-And in the end, I became drunk and I saw a dating page in Facebook with thousands of members where even avarage men got like 100 of messages. So I put my own picture up. Uh one pity like from someone and absolutely no response from women. I waited for a week and attempted to post again some time, nothing at all. Men that had their posts above and below me received tons of messages while I did not. I deleted my FB profile a month after.

For about 3 years, my confidence shattered very slowly. I had a good paid job but not any respect or any woman interested. I slowly gave up working. In the end, I raged, gave up, quit my job and isolated myself. Still does it to this day. My reason of life is not to earn money, I need a woman, I need to spread my genetics. What is the point of living if I can't touch and love a woman? The bloodline dies with me, whether I work myself to death or isolate myself from this shity society.
One major thing that actually made me give up on working is that above-avarage people could still get women easily even while being alcoholics, being in huge debts or not doing anything in their lives.
But I still regret quiting my job, I just could not handle the depression. I should have saved money for plastic surgeries, maybe that would actually make my life better.

I do not know why I even joined this forum. I think I do have a place in the hierarchy here, I want to belong somewhere. Even if I get laughed at and mocked by incels, I am still someone. I am not sure if it is good or bad but I am a wizard and that is a hardcore status in the incel community. Incels will bow to me and call me a saint if I reach 40 years old of virginity. Rather be a saint of virgins than being nothing in the normal world...

Can you guys please treat this as a brutal first post, because this would litteraly be my first post if I saw this thread? Thank you<3

Brutal first post

 

[Remacy]

in hopes to find people similar to talk with about this shit bc im doomed and got nothing else to do