Story [Brag] I almost ascended last summer.

[Deleted member 16624]

Was gonna work in a morgue and fuck the corpses.But no.My dad didn't let me.
"You're sick einon"
No man.I just wanted a qt gf.
Fate is a cute mistress.

 

[iblamemyself]

Wouldn't have counted as ascension anyway you perv

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Wouldn't have counted as ascension anyway you perv

Cope.You'll be rotting on .co while I'm busting in 9/10 female models

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I'm sure you could dig somebody up.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

bad boys 2

 

[Deleted member 16624]

I'm sure you could dig somebody up.

legit loled

 

[Akkadian]

Morgues me

 

[Deleted member 16624]

bad boys 2

Don't get the reference.

Morgues me

Dead srs?

 

[Deleted member 6470]

You have a dream job.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

You have a dream job.

Thank you man.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Morgues me

Dead srs?

 

[iblamemyself]

Cope.You'll be rotting on .co while I'm busting in 9/10 female models

Your "gf" is the only thing that rots.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Your "gf" is the only thing that rots.

Kind loled ngl.
Much like ice-cream she's one use only.You buy ice cream though.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Real ascension does not exist

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Real ascension does not exist

Cope

 

[TheReaper]

sound like a larp.
I can't believe you talk to your dad about wanting to fuck a corpse...

 

[Deleted member 16624]

sound like a larp.
I can't believe you talk to your dad about wanting to fuck a corpse...

Just lol.I never told him I was gonna fuck the corpses,I just told him I was gonna work in a morgue.

(but I think I did make a fucking corpses joke)

 

[Deleted member 19079]

volcel if u wouldnt, tbh

 

[Deleted member 16624]

volcel if u wouldnt, tbh

 

[Indari]

Just get a doll

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

high IQ cope

 

[Deleted member 17811]

JFL! There are pics on bestgore of where somebody has stuck their dick in the anus/vaginas/mouths of dead foids in some morgue
i lolled when i saw them

 

[starystulejarz]

found OPs picture look how happy he is that soon he could fuck stacey's lifeless body

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Just get a doll

Don't have the money

View attachment 157615 found OPs picture look how happy he is that soon he could fuck stacey's lifeless body

 

[FinnCel]

Based

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Sounds too good to pass up tbh

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Sounds too good to pass up tbh

high iq

 

[needsolution]

high IQ cope