LifeFuel BJs are overrated, you're not missing much

[Squatting Slavcel]

I've had two BJs from escortcelling. One with a rubber, one without. The first one sucked, and I blamed the rubber. The second one also sucked, and I had nothing else to blame, except a bit of pain. So I went googling and lo and behold, 40% of men can't cum from Bjs. Hand > mouth.

You probably need a 90 day nofap to cum from stupid Bjs. It sounds and looks so pleasurable in theory, but it just kinda feels like a warm wet nothing. I'm not even circumsized. 3/10

 

[Vendetta]

i need a hoe to suck my dick rn

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

i need a hoe to suck my dick rn

 

[AlexDelarge]

It vary a lot from quality of escort.

Some bite the dick so its shit, painful.

But some do it very good it feels good as shit, fucking her throat also.

Ofc with rubber its shit no sensation at all

 

[supersoldier]

i need a hoe to suck my dick rn

 

[Max Doltman]

ive heard they are good. idk who to believe

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Imagine having your dick sucked by lips who sucked hundreds of other dicks before yours

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Try getting a bj from a woman next time, I have heard they are better at it

 

[supersoldier]

Imagine having your dick sucked by lips who sucked hundreds of other dicks before yours

tbh you can say same about mothers, they kiss their kids after 10s and 100s of dicks.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

tbh you can say same about mothers, they kiss their kids after 10s and 100s of dicks.

Good point
We live in a truly disgusting world

 

[Vendetta]

tbh you can say same about mothers, they kiss their kids after 10s and 100s of dicks.

u will never see ur own mother the same again after discovering BP

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Imagine having your dick sucked by lips who sucked hundreds of other dicks before yours

Beggars can't be choosers. Also, they're supposed to be experienced, and it still sucks.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

tbh you can say same about mothers, they kiss their kids after 10s and 100s of dicks.

 

[Repulsive123]

Said the fat man to the starving african child

 

[supersoldier]

Said the fat man to the starving african child

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Said the fat man to the starving african child

Yeah, 2 paid Bjs in over 30 years, I'm drowning in all that pleasure.

 

[Lonelyus]

I've had two BJs from escortcelling. One with a rubber, one without. The first one sucked, and I blamed the rubber. The second one also sucked, and I had nothing else to blame, except a bit of pain. So I went googling and lo and behold, 40% of men can't cum from Bjs. Hand > mouth.

You probably need a 90 day nofap to cum from stupid Bjs. It sounds and looks so pleasurable in theory, but it just kinda feels like a warm wet nothing. I'm not even circumsized. 3/10

Another sexhaver for my ignorelist, He voluntarily paid for sex and the sex wasnt involuntarily because both agreed, FUCK OFF!

 

[Lonelyus]

Yeah, 2 paid Bjs in over 30 years, I'm drowning in all that pleasure.

@LeFrenchCel 20% Bragging.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

@LeFrenchCel 20% Bragging.

Escortcels are still allowed here sadly

 

[based_meme]

I've had two BJs from escortcelling. The first one sucked, and The second one also sucked

Indeed, that's how it works.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

@LeFrenchCel 20% Bragging.

Escortcelling is allowed you clown. Guy with 50k posts doesn't know the rules lol.

 

[based_meme]

Try getting a bj from a woman next time, I have heard they are better at it

 

[decafincel]

Imagine having your dick sucked by lips who sucked hundreds of other dicks before yours

 

[Pancakecel]

Just sounds like you wanted to brag tbh, typical "escortcels"

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Just sounds like you wanted to brag tbh, typical "escortcels"

No, the point is in the title, it's that you're not missing much. I bet you thought it's one of the best feelings in the world and sad that you don't get to experience it, but it's just meh.

I don't get all the escortcel hate, it must be coming from frustrated, envious muricans whose retarded government prohibits getting a BJ for money. Just go to a massage parlor then, so you can brag about women touching you for money too.

@Repulsive123 @supersoldier The comparisons of a fat man to a starving chiled are ridiculous too. What's the difference between a starving child and a starving child who had 2 more McDonalds burgers in 30 years?

This isn't one of those "Hey, I'm Chad. I've had sex with 200 women for free, and I gotta say sex is overrated" threads. That would be bragging.

 

[copecel00]

Dnr, humble brag sexhaver post.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Dnr, humble brag sexhaver post.

Welcome to the world where you can pay money for services, it's a revolutionary concept.

 

[kay']

Agreed i also cant cum from a bj idk how these pornstars make it look so good

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Try getting a bj from a woman next time, I have heard they are better at it

 

[gotet]

I would love to have my dick sucked. I would pop a large Peter North blast straight in her mouth I'm sure. Long ropes of sticky fluid ejaculating right in her warm mouth. Wow! It must feel amazing!

 

[luciolencerr]

I would love to have my dick sucked. I would pop a large Peter North blast straight in her mouth I'm sure. Long ropes of sticky fluid ejaculating right in her warm mouth. Wow! It must feel amazing!

interested in audio recommendations?

 

[gotet]

interested in audio recommendations?

What did you have in mind Bro?

 

[luciolencerr]

What did you have in mind Bro?

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[Pancakecel]

No, the point is in the title, it's that you're not missing much. I bet you thought it's one of the best feelings in the world and sad that you don't get to experience it, but it's just meh.

I don't get all the escortcel hate, it must be coming from frustrated, envious muricans whose retarded government prohibits getting a BJ for money. Just go to a massage parlor then, so you can brag about women touching you for money too.

@Repulsive123 @supersoldier The comparisons of a fat man to a starving chiled are ridiculous too. What's the difference between a starving child and a starving child who had 2 more McDonalds burgers in 30 years?

This isn't one of those "Hey, I'm Chad. I've had sex with 200 women for free, and I gotta say sex is overrated" threads. That would be bragging.

Dnr, still just sounds like humble bragging

 

[lifeisfucked215]

i need a hoe to suck my dick rn

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Dnr, still just sounds like humble bragging

If you can't read a paragraph of text or post a logical argument you might as well rope. Unfollowed.

 

[Pancakecel]

If you can't read a paragraph of text or post a logical argument you might as well rope. Unfollowed.

I can, but you're not worth the effort, especially as some bragging "escortcel"

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

I can, but you're not worth the effort, especially as some bragging "escortcel"

Guy: "I can't get any women so I pay prostitutes for sex which I don't even enjoy"
You: "That's bragging!"

You're just mad it's not legal where you live, any other reason is even worse.

 

[Pancakecel]

Guy: "I can't get any women so I pay prostitutes for sex which I don't even enjoy"
You: "That's bragging!"

You're just mad it's not legal where you live, any other reason is even worse.

Why pay for something you dont enjoy then, and my issue with escorts is I find it nasty using some hole that's already been used hundreds of times before. You're also contributing to the gynocentric problem by paying foids for just opening their legs. Id rather masturbate

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Why pay for something you dont enjoy then, and my issue with escorts is I find it nasty using some hole that's already been used hundreds of times before. You're also contributing to the gynocentric problem by paying foids for just opening their legs. Id rather masturbate

1st time was to lose virginity, 2nd time to see if it can be better. Sample size of 2 is nothing, and I didn't bring ultra thin condoms, so I'll try again when I have money. You find escorts nasty but people who pay for the nasty are still braggarts somehow. Paying is not a gynocentric problem but simple biology, even goddamn birds and spiders have to pay for sex, is it because of feminism?

 

[Pancakecel]

1st time was to lose virginity, 2nd time to see if it can be better. Sample size of 2 is nothing, and I didn't bring ultra thin condoms, so I'll try again when I have money. You find escorts nasty but people who pay for the nasty are still braggarts somehow. Paying is not a gynocentric problem but simple biology, even goddamn birds and spiders have to pay for sex, is it because of feminism?

Yes, it is still bragging. I dont believe you posted this just as an fyi regarding blowjobs. You're pathetic for throwing money at used up, nasty holes, end of.

 

[stalin22]

I've had two BJs from escortcelling. One with a rubber, one without. The first one sucked, and I blamed the rubber. The second one also sucked, and I had nothing else to blame, except a bit of pain. So I went googling and lo and behold, 40% of men can't cum from Bjs. Hand > mouth.

You probably need a 90 day nofap to cum from stupid Bjs. It sounds and looks so pleasurable in theory, but it just kinda feels like a warm wet nothing. I'm not even circumsized. 3/10

Fakecel
Also you didn't cum because you have no emotional connection to the filthy escort

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Yes, it is still bragging. I dont believe you posted this just as an fyi regarding blowjobs. You're pathetic for throwing money at used up, nasty holes, end of.

Bragging, noun - excessively proud and boastful talk about one's achievements or possessions.
adjective - exhibiting or characterized by excessive pride or boastfulness.

One can not brag about undesirable behavior you dumb fuck. What if I made a thread about making money as a sewer diver? Would that be bragging too?

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Fakecel
Also you didn't cum because you have no emotional connection to the filthy escort

If escortcels are fakecels, then non-escortcels are volcels, makes about as much sense.

 

[Pancakecel]

Bragging, noun - excessively proud and boastful talk about one's achievements or possessions.
adjective - exhibiting or characterized by excessive pride or boastfulness.

One can not brag about undesirable behavior you dumb fuck. What if I made a thread about making money as a sewer diver? Would that be bragging too?

Again, im not reading your excuses. Enjoy your used up holes, pathetic cunt

 

[Mortis]

Try getting a bj from a woman next time, I have heard they are better at it

 

[stalin22]

If escortcels are fakecels, then non-escortcels are volcels, makes about as much sense.

I didn't call u fakecdl for the escort thing

 

[M3llow3lectrician]

Said the fat man to the starving african child

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Again, im not reading your excuses. Enjoy your used up holes, pathetic cunt

Low IQ nigger.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

I didn't call u fakecdl for the escort thing

Then for what? Are broke 3s fakecels these days?