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LifeFuel BJs are overrated, you're not missing much

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Can't relate. Never experienced it.
 
Where are other escortcels to agree or disagree? All I see is people being jelly of escortcels.
 
Cope.
Escorts give fake BJs
Never had bj never had escort.

But from what I read they dont use tounge.
They just suck it up and down and thats like 30% of the sensation chads get.

The whole idea of escorts is giving you sexhaver experience for money.
But its only an act.
Its called sex work its not real sex.

So most of them wont kiss you unless you pay a lot and it wont be a real kiss either. And her mouth would be filled of semen from other men.

They wont give you good oral sex. In porn they use tounge to give you a good sensation.

For conclusion to expect a good experience with escorts.

Its just a cope for oldcels nothing more.

Chads are getting orgasms as we speak from BJs
 
I don't use retarded, nonsensical arguments like you, nigger.
You're a pathetic bragging escortcelling cuck in my eyes, and spamming nigger isn't an insult to me, lad. I'm white
 
Probably because 99% of girls can't give a decent blowjob.
 
You're a pathetic bragging escortcelling cuck in my eyes, and spamming nigger isn't an insult to me, lad. I'm white
I don't care if you're white when your IQ is as low as a nigger's.
 
I don't care if you're white when your IQ is as low as a nigger's.
How would you know what my IQ is, bragger cuck. You're low IQ for using escorts, little cunt
 
ive heard they are good. idk who to believe
They are overrated tbh I have also escortcelled for it and Im pretty sure it's one of those sexual acts where chads and dudes with big dick get the absolute best experience out of it.

The average toilet doesn't even like sucking dick in general. They mostly do it because they feel obligated within a normie relationship.
 
Cope.
Escorts give fake BJs
Never had bj never had escort.

But from what I read they dont use tounge.
They just suck it up and down and thats like 30% of the sensation chads get.

The whole idea of escorts is giving you sexhaver experience for money.
But its only an act.
Its called sex work its not real sex.

So most of them wont kiss you unless you pay a lot and it wont be a real kiss either. And her mouth would be filled of semen from other men.

They wont give you good oral sex. In porn they use tounge to give you a good sensation.

For conclusion to expect a good experience with escorts.

Its just a cope for oldcels nothing more.

Chads are getting orgasms as we speak from BJs
I would add that most sub8 sexhaver males get mediocre BJs as well.
 
How would you know what my IQ is, bragger cuck. You're low IQ for using escorts, little cunt
Because you don't know what bragging is, your arguments are retarded, and when called out you say DNR. There's nothing low IQ about using escorts. You can either betabuxx an escort, or a 30+ single mom roastie, or stay a virgin forever because you're a volcel with muh standards. You're indirectly bragging about your superior morals and standards if escorts are not good enough for you. If an 8/10 escort showed up to your home to give you a freebie, you'd reject her like the volcel you are.
 
Damn brutal. I know what you mean though. I'm circumcucked so I can't even feel most of the sensations, just feels like soaking in warm water. People probably think they're supposed to feel great because they watch porn. It's funny because I think blowjobs were popularized from porn stars in America who needed a way to lubricate themselves because they get half their dicks hacked off. They need the girls saliva as lube.
 
Because you don't know what bragging is, your arguments are retarded, and when called out you say DNR. There's nothing low IQ about using escorts. You can either betabuxx an escort, or a 30+ single mom roastie, or stay a virgin forever because you're a volcel with muh standards. You're indirectly bragging about your superior morals and standards if escorts are not good enough for you. If an 8/10 escort showed up to your home to give you a freebie, you'd reject her like the volcel you are.
Dnr, keep digging with the excuses
 
That's reaching haha, not using escorts doesn't equal volcel. Talk about nigger iq...
It does in your case. Only volcels think they're too good to fuck a hooker.
 
No it doesnt, but keep coping escort loving cuck.
You'd reject an 8-10/10 escort because muh principles, how does that not make you a volcel?
 
You'd reject an 8-10/10 escort because muh principles, how does that not make you a volcel?

I never stated I would reject an 8/10 escort if it was offered for free, but thats just an easy cop out you made up. Not the same as paying for sex is it dumb dumb? Are you part of some sex worker rights group or something, you're obsessed. Its pathetic, lad
 
I never stated I would reject an 8/10 escort if it was offered for free, but thats just an easy cop out you made up. Not the same as paying for sex is it dumb dumb? Are you part of some sex worker rights group or something, you're obsessed. Its pathetic, lad
Then you're a hypocritical nigger. "my issue with escorts is I find it nasty using some hole that's already been used hundreds of times before" "Enjoy your used up holes, pathetic cunt"

And suddenly they're not nasty when they're for free? What if it cost $1 or $10? Nasty again? If you'd reject a 10/10 escort because she costs $10 bucks, you're a volcel because muh principles about muh paying for sex.
 
Then you're a hypocritical nigger. "my issue with escorts is I find it nasty using some hole that's already been used hundreds of times before" "Enjoy your used up holes, pathetic cunt"

And suddenly they're not nasty when they're for free? What if it cost $1 or $10? Nasty again? If you'd reject a 10/10 escort because she costs $10 bucks, you're a volcel because muh principles about muh paying for sex.
Are you done crying now? Why dont you go pay one of you escorts for a hug to calm down or something
 
 
Are you done crying now? Why dont you go pay one of you escorts for a hug to calm down or something
Not an argument. Of course it was expected because you couldn't defend your logically inconsistent nonsense like the low IQ nigger you are.
 
we need rape slaves dammit
 
10% - fighting
This slavnigger incel shaming kys now failed normie @Fat Link @LeFrenchCel @Uggo Mongo
You attacked me first for no reason you faggot. That's also against the rules. KYS
 
You attacked me first for no reason you faggot. That's also against the rules. KYS
Grayfaggot your a failed normie scum imagine being so retarded you dont enjoy bj's gayyy
 
Thats why im in incel forum you retard
The point is you're talking about something you haven't experienced. In every reddit thread most top comments agree it's not that good unless you get one of those top 10% women who are really good at it.
 
Not an argument. Of course it was expected because you couldn't defend your logically inconsistent nonsense like the low IQ nigger you are.
Keep crying, escortcel cuck. Go hangout with yout sex worker rights group
 

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