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at 58, am i the oldest ugly bastard on here?

are you older than 58?


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teach us your ways oldcels. Show us how to cope so for long
 
it must take a lot of resolve to live up to that age as an incel
 
Just wait till you're 60 bro!
 
@Dregster666 told me hes 74
 
Gibs me dat wallet, granpa!
 
How u b alive for that long?
 
I wish i could go back and not admit my advanced age. It's EMBArrassing!

I always get the "why arr you still alive?" shit... I failed many decades ago. So i became a survivalist. Since im really good at it... Too good.

Anyway, i DO NOT WANT any sympathy or "special treatment" for being an old bastard.

I don't look old because i was a babyface. But i feel much older than i am because of the stress.

Im a neet cripple because of bad nutrition in my younger days. That plus extremely heavy work. (Hauling rocks and minerals to town to trade them for food and booze money)

Anyway. My biggest cope is studying herbology and medicine to cure my "incurable" diseases. Cfs and arthritis.

Have a nice day you young punks!

Unless your older than me pops!
58 fuark that's brutal, couldn't imagine anyone here being so old. Can you elaborate on what it means to be a survivalist?
Btw I've heard that carnivore diet(only eating food from animals) could maybe cure arthritis https://www.msn.com/en-ph/health/nu...-autoimmune-diseases-expert-claims/ar-AAE2HKy
 
58 fuark that's brutal, couldn't imagine anyone here being so old. Can you elaborate on what it means to be a survivalist?
Btw I've heard that carnivore diet(only eating food from animals) could maybe cure arthritis https://www.msn.com/en-ph/health/nu...-autoimmune-diseases-expert-claims/ar-AAE2HKy
Basically, being a survivalist is just about surviving in various environments... The newest word for it is "prepper," look it up! (It's about being prepared, like boy Scouts used to be...) These days im more of a homesteader, since i have (rent) land and a shack... So for me living within my budget is more important than trying to afford fancy stuff. Homesteading has lots of money saving tips...

I'm pretty sure my arthritis came from cheese and dairy... I quit using it and no longer need my cane - as much... I had severe calcium build up that was pinching nerves. Fixed that with veterinary horse medicine - DMSO.

As for eating just meat, it's impractical as a poorcel. While i can kill and eat varmints all the time that stuff is fucking weird tasting and a hassle to prepare. And good grass raised beef ain't free!

Besides, anything that (((msm))) recommends, it's probably better to do the exact opposite! Because, jews...
 
Basically, being a survivalist is just about surviving in various environments... The newest word for it is "prepper," look it up! (It's about being prepared, like boy Scouts used to be...) These days im more of a homesteader, since i have (rent) land and a shack... So for me living within my budget is more important than trying to afford fancy stuff. Homesteading has lots of money saving tips...

I'm pretty sure my arthritis came from cheese and dairy... I quit using it and no longer need my cane - as much... I had severe calcium build up that was pinching nerves. Fixed that with veterinary horse medicine - DMSO.

As for eating just meat, it's impractical as a poorcel. While i can kill and eat varmints all the time that stuff is fucking weird tasting and a hassle to prepare. And good grass raised beef ain't free!

Besides, anything that (((msm))) recommends, it's probably better to do the exact opposite! Because, jews...
How big is your nose
 
Ur older than my parents tbh
 
it must take a lot of resolve to live up to that age as an incel
Tbh I don't get how you can live for so long without having roped
 
Incel Bushcraft
 
Do your relatives give you a hard time for not having kids?
 
All this time, I thought you were still a student lolol. You get automatic brownie points from me now.
 
low key can some one give me there wallets i just take 30 bucks thats all i need man
 
There are probably more older people here than anyone wants to admit.
 
im near 36 i feel terrible
 
Old people smell yuck I can smell you :feelswhat:
 
2 pages in and not one reference to Emba's shitshack, fucking newcels!

How is the Winter treating you Emba, you got a woodburner or something in your main shack?
 
Old people smell yuck I can smell you :feelswhat:
Im trying to save my propane and laundry by not bathing as much you motherfucking honky! Go suck an EGG!
2 pages in and not one reference to Emba's shitshack, fucking newcels!

How is the Winter treating you Emba, you got a woodburner or something in your main shack?
Im ok. I made a cake yesterday. Sitting by the woodstove with my doge drinking coffee with my piece of cake.

Today i shit in my "luggable loo" (shit bucket). Didn't feel like getting dressed to shit... It's a nice bucket. Don't stink much. I use pine shavings in it. Leave it outside the door.

My internet data was fucked up for a while and that annoyed me.

I might go to town tomorrow and eat a fish dinner at the gas station. Maybe.
 
You're a prune
No. The only thing shriveled on me is my cock! (Because cold weather!)

Butt i eat prunes a lot! They are tasty dry plums! While i do have a plum tree (it was here long before i moved in) it has never set fruits! :€

Sad shit man
 
Holy shit. You're double my age.

I thought FrustratedWhiteMale was our oldestcel.
 
You can be my dad
 
You can be my dad
Ok sonny.

Cut down on meat and processed foods, white flour and sugar... Eat more fruits and green vegetables. Learn the art of "winning with your eye." (Via, " the book of five rings.") And stop wanting what you cannot have! Be stoic about life, but don't be afraid to cry (in private), it's good for you...

;; )
 
That guy at the therapy place with the guy who dresses up as Santa might be older
 
That guy at the therapy place with the guy who dresses up as Santa might be older
Yea! I figured there would be a quietER dude here. I guess i only mentioned my age as a way to help me cope with my impending doom. And to help youngcels realize there can be life without love in it.

It's a shitty life, but it's something anyway.

Compared to the past even our shitty lives are better than most kings and Chad's and tribal leaders. Ofc, im only referring to physical comfort and superior entertainment, not sex slaves...
 
yup, ur older then my father by quite a bit of yrs
 
Im trying to save my propane and laundry by not bathing as much you motherfucking honky! Go suck an EGG!

Im ok. I made a cake yesterday. Sitting by the woodstove with my doge drinking coffee with my piece of cake.

Today i shit in my "luggable loo" (shit bucket). Didn't feel like getting dressed to shit... It's a nice bucket. Don't stink much. I use pine shavings in it. Leave it outside the door.

My internet data was fucked up for a while and that annoyed me.

I might go to town tomorrow and eat a fish dinner at the gas station. Maybe.

Did you end up going for that fish dinner?
 

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