Serious Anyone hydrocleans with detachable showerhead?

[Sniffles]

After I make doo I get in my bathtub which is close to toilet and use the highest water pressure setting on the detachable showerhead and spray my anus. I'm especially time efficient because of this. Anyone else here do the same? I'd recommend it. Saves money. Time efficient. Superior clean.

 

[WithoutMe]

water deflects off butthole and sprays shit all over bathroom
get a bidet bro

 

[Sniffles]

water deflects off butthole and sprays shit all over bathroom
get a bidet bro

I use my inner asscheeks to control water back down into bathtub. This is very efficient.

 

[chudur-budur]

Legit. But what I generally do is to take a mouthful of water, do a front bend like this

and spray the water on my butt hole with force. I know it's difficult but everything is possible if you practice enough.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Legit. But what I generally do is to take a mouthful of water, do a front bend like this

and spray the water on my butt hole with force. I know it's difficult but everything is possible if you practice enough.

like a true student of chinabhadram

 

[Sniffles]

Legit. But what I generally do is to take a mouthful of water, do a front bend like this

and spray the water on my butt hole with force. I know it's difficult but everything is possible if you practice enough.

I'm dying bro. I'm literally in tears. I'm literally shaking bro. There's just no way.

 

[chudur-budur]

like a true student of chinabhadram

Holy fuck no, if I do that I might end up like this.

Spoiler: nsfw

I'm dying bro. I'm literally in tears. I'm literally shaking bro. There's just no way.

 

[TINMAN]

Just imagine an "infiltrator" screencapping this thread and spreading it on national news

 

[Sniffles]

Just imagine an "infiltrator" screencapping this thread and spreading it on national news

They would be literally shaking because of how high iq we are.

 

[WithoutMe]

I use my inner asscheeks to control water back down into bathtub. This is very efficient.

teach me sensei

 

[Sniffles]

teach me sensei

Clench your bum around the showerhead. Also try to open your anus while the showerhead is on for colon cleansing.

 

[WithoutMe]

try to open your anus while the showerhead is on for colon cleansing.

this technique is far too advanced for me, but maybe someday.

 

[Sniffles]

this technique is far too advanced for me, but maybe someday.

 

[WithoutMe]

I will study!

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Holy fuck no, if I do that I might end up like this.

Spoiler: nsfw

i've seen that nasty picture so many times, and i'm still disgusted by it

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

They would be literally shaking because of how high iq we are.

 

[Sniffles]

i've seen that nasty picture so many times, and i'm still disgusted by it

That is disgusting. It's ruined me.

 

[Cuyen]

fuck why I would do that

 

[Sniffles]

fuck why I would do that

Posted the reasons already. It's satisfying and refreshing. It's cost efficient. It's time efficient.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Just imagine an "infiltrator" screencapping this thread and spreading it on national news

>offtopic
>guests

 

[Sniffles]

>offtopic
>guests

Hopefully this makes it on Cucktears "Incel sprays water in his ass and still wonders why society hates him".

 

[Blacktarpill]

Hopefully this makes it on Cucktears "Incel sprays water in his ass and still wonders why society hates him".

Guests: 1

 

[Sadness]

Holy fuck no, if I do that I might end up like this.

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Sniffles]

View attachment 85643

Ikr. I can never recover from seeing that.

 

[chudur-budur]

i've seen that nasty picture so many times, and i'm still disgusted by it

That means you need to see it more.

 

[Sniffles]

That means you need to see it more.

I never want to see something so awful again tbh.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Showermaxxing looks LEGIT

 

[Sniffles]

Showermaxxing looks LEGIT

It is. Colon cleansing is top tier.

 

[letmedie]

honestly??? to be honest????? high IQ

i want a bidet so bad

 

[Sniffles]

honestly??? to be honest????? high IQ

i want a bidet so bad

I think this is better tbh. The shower spray comes out really hard and everything gets done so fast.

 

[Michael15651]

fuck why I would do that

 

[jet112]

absolutely

 

[Sniffles]

absolutely

colon cleansemaxxing is the move.