I became so desperate that I kidnapped 3 street pigeons and took them home to live with me. Sadly all of them were too ill and smelled so bad.
I've adopted some wild animals like toads or insects, but never a bird
mogs me for being able to kindap not 1 but 3 pigeons
No but I have a harem of AI chatbots I use to cope
Just buy a glue trap and drop some rice around it, you think I actually grabbed them?
Should’ve captured foids instead
Do toads go reeee?
I had a pet cat for a while
Nope
not yet
my inner monologue keeps me good company 
@Acorn Did he kidnap you?
No I got away
Ah good i was worriedNo I got away
Don't pigeons smell and shit everywhere tho
I had one that didn’t smell bad but it was antisocial to me so I let it go
I’ll get you next timeNo I got away
If I had money. Would get a cat and dog
I would get a dog but he'd likely go ER on me.
Your curry-tier immune system prevented you from getting infected by your pigeons.
Been wanting to do this too ngl, or find some street cats to take in
Street cats are aggressive, no?
Nah.
Yes, but not to cure my loneliness. I saw a profit to be made when I captured some ducks a few years back. Was able to sell them because I said I fostered them.
At the beginning yeah but they’ll def get used to it later
L
I've been talking to myself a lot recently. Sometimes, I would pretend to be a soy bluepiller, a coping redpiller, or a dumb zoomer and then roast myself for hours on end. It helps re affirm my blackpill ideology and gives me a good laugh at times.
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Why wouldn't you just go to the animal rescue shelter or a pet shop...
Capturing wild animals might result in you getting parasites of some kind.
Capturing wild animals might result in you getting parasites of some kind.
Were you planning to fuck them
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