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I'm not rich but I feel like I am getting there.

I saved up around $380,000 in stocks. I am a 30 year old man and I live with my parents to save $$$ and my dad gave me around 100,000 some years back which grew. I use a combonation of leveraged ETFs such as SPXL and TECL and non leveraged etfs such as VOO, VONG and use some individual stocks like google.

Anyone one else a rich and/or investor cel?
 
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about 180eur in my bank account thats all i have
 
my bank account is negative 324
 
I'm far from rich
 
Does buying stocks is a good way to make money?
 
Import a woman who doesn't speak english and don't let her leave your house
 
with your money and privilege its still better to be inkwell virgin than a paypig oofy doofy, ovER
 
with your money and privilege its still better to be inkwell virgin than a paypig oofy doofy, ovER
He spends money on shit covered baristas.

 
pain didn't think i'd log onto .is to get moneymogged like this:feelscry:
 
I'm trying to retire early, also have stock portfolio.

I'm mostly allocated to gain exposure to rising commodity bull market, so gold/silver/pgms/uranium/etc related stocks, which have done well over the past year or so. Just bought the bottom in lithium stocks a couple of weeks ago and bought a position in a graphene company last week.
 
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He spends money on shit covered baristas.

i would have nuked his account for that if i was mod
 
I’m planning to start doing options investing for some spending money. Buy shit related to my autistic interests. Maybe get an SS tat or something
 
I'm not rich but I feel like I am getting there.

I saved up around $380,000 in stocks. I am a 30 year old man and I live with my parents to save $$$ and my dad gave me around 100,000 some years back which grew. I use a combonation of leveraged ETFs such as SPXL and TECL and non leveraged etfs such as VOO, VONG and use some individual stocks like google.

Anyone one else a rich and/or investor cel?
Escortcel?
 
I'm not jewis
 
I'm rich but don't invest. A few years ago I put $10k in DOGE but got worried and took it back out. I think I would be a millionaire if I left it in.
 
I'm trying to retire early, also have stock portfolio.

I'm mostly allocated to gain exposure to rising commodity bull market, so gold/silver/pgms/uranium/etc related stocks, which have done well over the past year or so. Just bought the bottom in lithium stocks a couple of weeks ago and bought a position in a graphene company last week.
I'm shooting for 45-50 for retirement. Right now I can go almost 20 years at age 29. I can save $100k every 4 years.
 
Nice man. What are you currently investing in?
I'm not investing. I have a high interest savings account that I make about $350-$400 a month on but that's it for passive income.
 
I'm not investing. I have a high interest savings account that I make about $350-$400 a month on but that's it for passive income.
Not bad, but look into voo- or the sp 500. It gives you around 10% return on average or growth ETFs such as the VONG which average 13% on average.

Its not guarantee, like a saving account, but its hard to get rich on a saving account alone.
 
no investing for your face and height


to be serious though, you're in a way better position with $380k than having no money at all. Money gives you opportunities. Invest in your looks. If you need double jaw surgery or myofunctional work (braces), do it. Get a nose job. Hire a personal trainer twice a week and be very picky about who you work with. I have two personal trainers. Get whey protein and creatine and clean up your diet. Get on metformin or ozempic. If you're short, leg lengthening surgery (costing like $250k) is an option but I wouldn't get that until you have $500k. Therapy is useless for men, but I would do psychedelic sessions with a tripsitter.
 
no investing for your face and height


to be serious though, you're in a way better position with $380k than having no money at all. Money gives you opportunities. Invest in your looks. If you need double jaw surgery or myofunctional work (braces), do it. Get a nose job. Hire a personal trainer twice a week and be very picky about who you work with. I have two personal trainers. Get whey protein and creatine and clean up your diet. Get on metformin or ozempic. If you're short, leg lengthening surgery (costing like $250k) is an option but I wouldn't get that until you have $500k. Therapy is useless for men, but I would do psychedelic sessions with a tripsitter.
Interesting. Thanks for the info bro! I'll look into it.
 
no investing for your face and height


to be serious though, you're in a way better position with $380k than having no money at all. Money gives you opportunities. Invest in your looks. If you need double jaw surgery or myofunctional work (braces), do it. Get a nose job. Hire a personal trainer twice a week and be very picky about who you work with. I have two personal trainers. Get whey protein and creatine and clean up your diet. Get on metformin or ozempic. If you're short, leg lengthening surgery (costing like $250k) is an option but I wouldn't get that until you have $500k. Therapy is useless for men, but I would do psychedelic sessions with a tripsitter.
How did u become rich
 
You're better than 90% of your peers thats for sure. I can tell you the average person barely has $700 in their bank account after their monthly expenditures.

The only people that money mog you would be senior software devs at major tech companies with stock options, electrical engineers, lawyers, doctors, business owners, financiers, old boomerfags with rental properties, and some others that I can't think of right now.

Plumbers and truck drivers might mog you if they invest right.

Options traders can make a huge amount of money if they get the timing right for their puts and calls options. Of course they can lose a whole lot too.

ETFs are safe but it sucks that they have losers in them. Whereas if you just pick the winners you can be up way more.

Example: In whatever ETF you got, say Tesla goes up 23% in a particular year but some shitty companies in the ETF brings that down and now you're only up 7% for the year with your ETF. And then you won't even be keeping up with inflation.

The way I look at it, ETFs are just slightly better than bonds or high yield savings accounts.

When it comes to investing nowadays, the biggest ROIs you're gonna get in order are:

1. Low-mid cap crypto memes (super super risky)
2, Large cap crypto memes (super risky)
3. Low-mid cap crypto alt coins (super risky)
4. Large cap crypto alt coins (risky)
5, Btc (risky but in the first years of institutionalization/adoption so who knows)
6. Mag 7 stocks (still considered risk on assets but not risky if that makes sense, because low cap stocks are even riskier)
7. Successful ETFs (safe but low relative returns)
8. Bonds (safe but low returns)
9. Real estate (I'd avoid this, just buy your first home, maybe a 2nd home for rental property, and be happy)

Some would argue real estate is above mag7 but I disagree imo. There are hidden costs with upkeep and it's not guaranteed that your house will appreciate in value. Especially since there's a nationwide push for more housing which would lower the price of your house if more housing supply becomes available. Plus it's just a huge hassle. Sometimes you can have tenants that sue you or refuse to leave your property.

If you use margin you can amplify all those investments but you could lose it all too.

I like options, futures, and perpetual markets. If you study these hard you can make a living off of trading using these financial instruments. Never have to work a day in your life again but obviously you need the capital to begin with as well as the smarts. It's not easy and you need a ton of patience with investing.
 
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You're better than 90% of your peers thats for sure. I can tell you the average person barely has $700 in their bank account after their monthly expenditures.

The only people that money mog you would be senior software devs at major tech companies with stock options, electrical engineers, lawyers, doctors, business owners, financiers, old boomerfags with rental properties, and some others that I can't think of right now.

Plumbers and truck drivers might mog you if they invest right.

Options traders can make a huge amount of money if they get the timing right for their puts and calls options. Of course they can lose a whole lot too.

ETFs are safe but it sucks that they have losers in them. Whereas if you just pick the winners you can be up way more.

Example: In whatever ETF you got, say Tesla goes up 23% in a particular year but some shitty companies in the ETF brings that down and now you're only up 7% for the year with your ETF. And then you won't even be keeping up with inflation.

The way I look at it, ETFs are just slightly better than bonds or high yield savings accounts.

When it comes to investing nowadays, the biggest ROIs you're gonna get in order are:

1. Low-mid cap crypto memes (super super risky)
2, Large cap crypto memes (super risky)
3. Low-mid cap crypto alt coins (super risky)
4. Large cap crypto alt coins (risky)
5, Btc (risky but in the first years of institutionalization/adoption so who knows)
6. Mag 7 stocks (still considered risk on assets but not risky if that makes sense, because low cap stocks are even riskier)
7. Successful ETFs (safe but low relative returns)
8. Bonds (safe but low returns)
9. Real estate (I'd avoid this, just buy your first home, maybe a 2nd home for rental property, and be happy)

Some would argue real estate is above mag7 but I disagree imo. There are hidden costs with upkeep and it's not guaranteed that your house will appreciate in value. Especially since there's a nationwide push for more housing which would lower the price of your house if more housing supply becomes available. Plus it's just a huge hassle. Sometimes you can have tenants that sue you or refuse to leave your property.

If you use margin you can amplify all those investments but you could lose it all too.

I like options, futures, and perpetual markets. If you study these hard you can make a living off of trading using these financial instruments. Never have to work a day in your life again but obviously you need the capital to begin with as well as the smarts. It's not easy and you need a ton of patience with investing.
Thanks for the tips bro!

Appreciate the comment!
 
not related but i think i can be rlly good at investing at movies
maybe i can get rich on that shit
 

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