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Try dressing more modern , like streetwear could help your aesthetics . Just buy a black or white tee with a flannel some skinny jeans and boots or sneakers.

For $2,000 I expect a virgin and absolute 6/10 or above
This seems like some major copage. I ain't never seen any Chads wearing shit like this. Doucheiest thing I usually see Chads wear is flanal... never anything quite this hideous. I don't fit this social phenotype anyways. I am broad shouldered by birth... I almost look more like a football player than a skater.
 
how are you gonna prevent people from scamming you? Some girl can just tell a guy to 'find' her for you, she leaves you after 3 weeks per her plan, and bags 2k.
End of the world when ?

Btw 2000 is equal to model tier escort...

For that amount you can get about 3 hours with a model escort.
 
Uhm... I can try to help with either impersonating you or giving you advice. But I'm also an aspergercel.

I'm gonna need to see a picture to know what I'm working with though. Do you have a race preference? Does she need to live a certain distance from you..?

PM me I suppose.
 
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Some form of conservative Christian. LCMS is preferred, but I am OK with Catholics, Orthos, and Baptists. Emphasis on accepting the Chalcedonian definition of Christ and the Nicene Creed. Notable exceptions to this caveat include the LDS and Jehovah's Witnesses.
- Virgin.
- White.
- Under 25 BMI (US government definition of not overweight).
- Not more than one year older than me (I am 23 at time of typing).
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I would need at least 10 million to get u this boyo
Drop the virgin and christian thing and maybe it would be possible
 
Time to asiamax
Asians are not white. Most are not Christian either.

how are you gonna prevent people from scamming you? Some girl can just tell a guy to 'find' her for you, she leaves you after 3 weeks per her plan, and bags 2k.


For that amount you can get about 3 hours with a model escort.

I may be dumb but I'm not stupid. Everyone in the process will be properly vetted. It should be easy enough to vet. I can use paypal or credit card to protect myself as well. TBH I'm not worried about scams.

Also I have zero interest in escorting. Not only is it immoral and a violation of the 6th commandment, it's also a betrayal of the incel cause by continuing to inflate female sexual value by paying for sex. Do note that this is very different from what I propose, as the woman in this case receive no money. I'm paying a man to help me (or any woman who's pretending to be a man JFL). Escortcels are some of the most pathetic in the incelosphere and I do not condone their actions... they are just making everything worse for other incels who want to properly ascend. I also consider escortceling to be a indirect form of female worship... literally paying them to spend time with you... like making an offering to a God.
 
Someone pay a girl 500$ to be his gf for two weeks and make profit
 
Asians are not white. Most are not Christian either.



I may be dumb but I'm not stupid. Everyone in the process will be properly vetted. It should be easy enough to vet. I can use paypal or credit card to protect myself as well. TBH I'm not worried about scams.

Also I have zero interest in escorting. Not only is it immoral and a violation of the 6th commandment, it's also a betrayal of the incel cause by continuing to inflate female sexual value by paying for sex. Do note that this is very different from what I propose, as the woman in this case receive no money. I'm paying a man to help me (or any woman who's pretending to be a man JFL). Escortcels are some of the most pathetic in the incelosphere and I do not condone their actions... they are just making everything worse for other incels who want to properly ascend. I also consider escortceling to be a indirect form of female worship... literally paying them to spend time with you... like making an offering to a God.
well if you want a MTF girlfriend, I know of one that'll probably agree. For serious.
 
>Western
>White
>Christian
>Virgin

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well if you want a MTF girlfriend, I know of one that'll probably agree. For serious.
Lol you should not associate yourself with those degenerate folks. That ain't a woman and I don't care who tells me what. No way that thing is Christian either. Probably unjustly hates God for "making 'it' the wrong gender" or something instead of realizing that they have a disorder and need treatment. To be fair, most cucks and our leftists society will enable that person and say that the are not ill so it's not 100% their fault.

Someone pay a girl 500$ to be his gf for two weeks and make profit
As I said, I'm not dumb enough to not figure that out. Worst comes to worst... GF for 2 weeks is GF for 2 weeks.
 
all that text shit you posted is not needed

all you need to say was how good your face is and height
 
gonna need like a 1,000,000 for those requirements m8
 
all that text shit you posted is not needed

all you need to say was how good your face is and height
5.10.5", 4/10. I'll take my incel card.

gonna need like a 1,000,000 for those requirements m8
If you can back down on the virgin thing you could probably ascend
>Western
>White
>Christian
>Virgin
Sad to see that my requirements, which would've been commonplace less than 50 years ago in my own parents' generation, are now considered worth 1 million Trumpbux or considered practically impossible. Very sad to see what society has become. Not blaming you guys in particular, but it is worth pointing out. I hate post-modern society so fucking much.
 
“Diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome.”
I believe you.
“I have many (10+ I believe) users blocked at this point so I don't see that bullshit anymore. Mods refuse to ban spammers so I "banned" them myself. Cucks.”
Suddenly the aspie seems smarter than me.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. If your plan actually works 2k is getting away very cheaply compared to dating. In fact, with the condition that the introduction lead to marriage, it’s actually a pretty sweet deal. I would pay 100k with no hesitation for that result.

It’s not exactly the most romantic “how we met” story.
“Daddy how did you meet mommy?”
“I posted a cash bounty on an incel board for someone who met my criteria.”
 
I hate post-modern society so fucking much.

This is what I call as "the fallacy of modernism". Degeneracy is not "modern", it's at least 4000 years old. Degeneracy is ancient as antiquity. People were into degenerate shit many many times in the past. Babylon, Rome, Arabia Felix, Persepolis, India, every nation had it's own history of degeneracy. Degeneracy is like a wave, once it goes to peak and again it drops down. West is going through the degeneracy peak. It will subside, after The Last Battle of Incelistan.
 
>Western
>White
>Christian
>Virgin
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Just fucking lol @ your requirements, you mormon mouthbreather.

Jokes aside, I know a way to make this happen for you no matter your looks and voice levels.

Since the equipment you will need costs about $990, I am happy to make a discount for you and only ask for $1,010.

However, because there is no guarantee you pay me I am not going to tell you my secret, unless there is a third party securing the transaction.

"If there is a will there's a way."

My method works 100% of the times. If you have faith in it and go through with it, you will get your dream wife pretty fast.

Edit: I personally only want to ascend with an HQNP neotenous asian whore that jerks me off like this in the morning, so this plan won't work for me.
 
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Omg

Keep dreaming
I have met 4 in real life, and another 2 I suspect of being all these things. It is not impossible, though not something you see every day. Being as involved with the church as I am, I do see strange things occur. One of the 4 girls was 23 when I knew her... completely untouched. She was not attracted to me though. Saving that sweet unused pussy for the church Chad! The rest were around 20ish. One of the suspected was 28 (I think), but I never reasonably confirmed that one.

>Western
>White
>Christian
>Virgin
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Just fucking lol @ your requirements, you mormon mouthbreather.

Jokes aside, I know a way to make this happen for you no matter your looks and voice levels.

Since the equipment you will need costs about $990, I am happy to make a discount for you and only ask for $1,010.

However, because there is no guarantee you pay me I am not going to tell you my secret, unless there is a third party securing the transaction.

"If there is a will there's a way."

My method works 100% of the times. If you have faith in it and go through with it, you will get your dream wife pretty fast.

Edit: I personally only want to ascend with an HQNP neotenous asian whore that jerks me off like this in the morning, so this plan won't work for me.

I have a feeling you are not being genuine :feelshehe:.

This is what I call as "the fallacy of modernism". Degeneracy is not "modern", it's at least 4000 years old. Degeneracy is ancient as antiquity. People were into degenerate shit many many times in the past. Babylon, Rome, Arabia Felix, Persepolis, India, every nation had it's own history of degeneracy. Degeneracy is like a wave, once it goes to peak and again it drops down. West is going through the degeneracy peak. It will subside, after The Last Battle of Incelistan.
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I think your post can be summed up by this chart. That seems to be what you describe. We in the west are under the feminism stage right now, and will soon see a collapse similar to the societies you mention for the same reasons you mention. They say that you should learn from history lest you will repeat it... leftist dumbasses just rewrite history and to justify their actions. SMH.

“Diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome.”
I believe you.
“I have many (10+ I believe) users blocked at this point so I don't see that bullshit anymore. Mods refuse to ban spammers so I "banned" them myself. Cucks.”
Suddenly the aspie seems smarter than me.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. If your plan actually works 2k is getting away very cheaply compared to dating. In fact, with the condition that the introduction lead to marriage, it’s actually a pretty sweet deal. I would pay 100k with no hesitation for that result.

It’s not exactly the most romantic “how we met” story.
“Daddy how did you meet mommy?”
“I posted a cash bounty on an incel board for someone who met my criteria.”
I would gladly pay more it I had it, but I had to dig deep into the savings when I made the down payment on my house and to purchase a new car when mine somewhat unexpectedly kicked the bucket early. I am on record (with myself of course) of saying that I would’ve payed 15K for the love of my last oneitis, who did meet all these criteria. 2k for a good thot is nothing... I don’t expect to find her this way, but I do believe in miracles... they just don’t seem to happen to me.
 
You are one big pile of autism @StormlitAqua
 
Asians are not white. Most are not Christian either.



I may be dumb but I'm not stupid. Everyone in the process will be properly vetted. It should be easy enough to vet. I can use paypal or credit card to protect myself as well. TBH I'm not worried about scams.

Also I have zero interest in escorting. Not only is it immoral and a violation of the 6th commandment, it's also a betrayal of the incel cause by continuing to inflate female sexual value by paying for sex. Do note that this is very different from what I propose, as the woman in this case receive no money. I'm paying a man to help me (or any woman who's pretending to be a man JFL). Escortcels are some of the most pathetic in the incelosphere and I do not condone their actions... they are just making everything worse for other incels who want to properly ascend. I also consider escortceling to be a indirect form of female worship... literally paying them to spend time with you... like making an offering to a God.
Why is your criteria so specific?
 
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maximum kekkage achieved @ you OP
 
You don't want to become a magical wizard OP? :feelsmage:
 
Why is your criteria so specific?
Refer to my signature relaying the importance of virginity in women. This is heavily correlated with being religious/Christian. White is for the children... I do find many other races of women attractive, but I would never be able to live with myself if my child was a 56% shitskin. Not fair to them. If they are male they will be 100% incel. Weight... well I shouldn't have to explain that one. I suffer greatly to prevent my obese nature and binge eating habit from taking me over... I expect my partner to do the same.

You don't want to become a magical wizard OP? :feelsmage:
I would prefer wizard to cuck, which is why I have these requirements. There's no point accepting anyone as my wife (not that I can anyway JFL), because I will just end up just as lonely with half the money and possessions I currently have.

Why the fuck is this soy? I'm demanding a woman value herself and be chaste. A soy would accept and whiteknight for any woman who shows him the most minuscule of attention.
 
JFL at all the cucks complaining about the virginity requirement when the 100% undeniable proof of its importance is literally in @StormlitAqua 's signature staring them in the face. JUST BE FIRST theory is the ONLY legitimate theory.
 
JFL at OPs autism. What makes you think this has even a remote chance of working?
 
Face: 3-4/10
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 191 lbs
Bodyfat: 25%
 
JFL at all the cucks complaining about the virginity requirement when the 100% undeniable proof of its importance is literally in @StormlitAqua 's signature staring them in the face. JUST BE FIRST theory is the ONLY legitimate theory.
Yep, I willnot be cucked and I will not be left for another man. The only real way to put thi statistically in my favor is to marry a virgin. I will not marry otherwise.

JFL at OPs autism. What makes you think this has even a remote chance of working?
I'm 23 and have never had a GF and have 0 potential options as I am a full time wagecuck. I used tinder and got 0 matches. My own father makes fun of me and calls me MGTOW (boomer). Women reject me IRL. Do you have any better options? Money is the only thing I have.

Face: 3-4/10
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 191 lbs
Bodyfat: 25%
Is this you? 6' is the halo my man congrats I guess. I can maybe fraud it IRL.
 
'Im 23 and have never had a GF and have 0 potential options as I am a full time wagecuck. I used tinder and got 0 matches. My own father makes fun of me and calls me MGTOW (boomer). Women reject me IRL. Do you have any better options? Money is the only thing I have.
Then you know money isn't worth shit if you have nobody special to enjoy it with. If I were you I would embrace the sweet touch of the rope. The only reason I haven't roped myself is because I have a terminally ill parent that relies on me.
 
Maximum kek thread ngl, but good luck @StormlitAqua

I am too high inhib to help in this kind of way tbh
 
Yeah, to anyone who reads this he gave me $30 on Amazon.

This is good shit though, hopefully you actually ascend.
 
i wouldnt consult cuck tears in this situation theyre gonna lead u into the most norman path ever and turn u into a betabux ON GOD
 
There are millionaires who pay millions for a used up 40 year old girl and you are paying 2k for a white virgin Christian. Get real man.

Even chad can’t get that in this era where every girl is destined to be a whore
 
Some guys here are asking for it man. Even after everything this cucked has learned here, he still wants a girlfriend.
 
A little bit of an update on just how difficult it may be to find what I'm looking for.

In conclusion


https://deepstrength.wordpress.com/...mount-of-attractive-christian-virgins-part-3/

Refer to the link and summary pic above, which basically outlines the statistical odds of finding my future wife. Basically, I'm looking for a woman who slightly more than 1-in-50 for women aged 18-29, and a woman is is almost 1-in-600 when all ages are included. So basically, only 2% of American women qualify. That's why I'm looking for the help. I can't even get to the exposure to these women, let alone attract them. They clearly exist, but it's not likely. Referring to the post... an 186 member church has 2.2 women that fit the bill... My church on average gets 100... which scales down to ~1.18 women in my church (or another church my size, which is about average for an LCMS church in my area) that fit the bill. I can verify that there is not a single 18-29 year old woman in my church period, let alone virgin.

My aim is to operate on exposure. I have no chance of ever ascending if I can't even :feelzez:expose myself:feelzez: to these women. That's why I say... if you know or know of someone or know of a way to expose myself to these women... let me know. I will pay.

i wouldnt consult cuck tears in this situation theyre gonna lead u into the most norman path ever and turn u into a betabux ON GOD
See above, its all about exposure. I am too :blackpill:blackpilled:blackpill: and hardlined to fall for Incelqueers' tricks. The thing is: people know people, women know women, normalfags know normalfags. Somebody out there in the world knows somebody and I am willing to fork out the cash to get it done. I can of course be bargained with. Someone offers me a virgin girl for $4k... I may cough it up depending on the circumstance.

I never ended up posting to IT. I'm not sure I'm up to it at this point... they're such a fucking bother... plus I will likely get banned again for ban evasion... plus I can't link here on there as it is against their rules. My only hope I guess was that the IT lurkers would see it and maybe know something... USA money is good to everyone for every reason. If anyone would post if they have an unbanned acc., that would be appreciated.

There are millionaires who pay millions for a used up 40 year old girl and you are paying 2k for a white virgin Christian. Get real man.
Even chad can’t get that in this era where every girl is destined to be a whore
5% of women still marry as virgins in America. Somebody gets them. Is it Chad in alot of, if not all cases? Likely. It is this or nothing. I refuse to marry a non virgin and get cucked. Refer to my signature for the reasons. Incel > cuck, you should know this. I prefer to be a blind whitepilled incel then an abused, highway-robbed cuck.

Some guys here are asking for it man. Even after everything this cucked has learned here, he still wants a girlfriend.
Listen here boy'o...I learned many things from the blackpill. The biggest thing I learned: virgins are the only loyal women. Look at the huge jump between 0 premarital sex partners and one... 95% loyalty to 57%. Hmmm... maybe there is validity to the pair-bonding science and the oxytocin release. It's almost like if you marry a virgin, she has a good chance to be loyal. Why is it that so many relationships/marriages fail these days? BECAUSE THE WOMEN ARE NOT CHASTE. They work out when the woman is.

In the end it is against my religious constitution to have any form of premarital sex, which include prostituion and hook up sex. I also do not consider it a good idea form my own point-of-view. Anyway you look at it, this is the only way I ascend... lest I get cucked.
 
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I’m more curious to see a picture of you to find out how difficult this may be :feelshehe:
 
I’m more curious to see a picture of you to find out how difficult this may be :feelshehe:
Unfortunately, this is not possible. I have actually overcome my fear of becoming the latest incel meme or whatever, or the fear that people would call me Chad or whatever (b/c I'm white therefor obviously Chad). The real issue is that I would risk doxxing. I have many things tied to this account that are extremely politically incorrect, such as irreverent use of racial slurs such as nigger and kike, other slurs like faggot, spearchucker, etc. Obvious other things include being far right, openly hating and criticizing women, etc. If this account were to be linked to the real me... I could potentially lose my job, which would leave me destitute with a mortgage and a car payment still to pay every month.

I don't mind these words, I just can't afford to lose my job or face otherwise real world consequences. You know how far righters/incels are treated IRL.
 
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Good luck, bro. I hope you find one.
 
@StormlitAqua are you srs about this or not cuck?
 
This basically. Good luck anyway.
Good luck, bro. I hope you find one.
Thanks. I will make it happen. I am blindly confident... just like tells me to be :y'all:.

@StormlitAqua are you srs about this or not cuck?
I am 100% serious. I did not take your previous post seriously because it appeared to be ungenuine. I stand behind everything I say and every action i believe it. I wouldn't post up a 1-2k reward jokingly. I am out of ideas to get laid... this is all I have.
 
Ive allways suspected that youre the guy from the report of the week (the dude in ur avi, as u know)
After reading this, i think im above 50% certain thats the truth lol
Anyway, good thread, very interesting. In Spain i think it would be litteraly impossible to find just one of those super-virgins you want, ngl. I wish i had the balls to be so demanding in spite of being a fucking incel, ngl
BTW I hope you have luck. I would kill just to have a job like yours, my own home and money to waste
 
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Ive allways suspected that youre the guy from the report of the week (the dude in ur avi, as u know)
After reading this, i think im above 50% certain thats the truth lol
Anyway, good thread, very interesting. In Spain i think it would be litteraly impossible to find just one of those super-virgins you want, ngl. I wish i had the balls to be so demanding in spite of being a fucking incel, ngl
BTW I hope you have luck. I would kill just to have a job like yours, my own home and money to waste
>Ive allways suspected that youre the guy from the report of the week (the dude in ur avi, as u know)
>After reading this, i think im above 50% certain thats the truth lol

I am not the reviewfuhrer. He is 24, I am 23. He is 5'8 at best, I'm 5'10. He's originally from New York and now lives in Florida... I am from Ohio. His name is John. Mine is not. He does food reviews... I am an engineer. I only one one suit and it is ripped. IDK how else I could prove it.

>Anyway, good thread, very interesting. In Spain i think it would be litteraly impossible to find just one of those super-virgins you want, ngl.
Yeah, this would be impossible in Europe. Christianity has lost its societal foothold there (and is suffering the consequences for it!). Here in America, especially in the Midwest where I live, there are still alot of traditional Christian families with traditional Christian daughters. Are they super-common? Not really... but they exist. We still have a decent conservative Christian foothold here. Lost of small Midwest towns have young women that cannot be whores due to location, small population, and the fact that the towns are so close-knit that sluttery would be damning to the whole family... and the whole town would know. There are tons of Americans who are unaware of this and deny it because they live on the coasts, which is where all of America's shit lives. Middle-America is the only place I can realize my goal, and I just happen to live there!

>I wish i had the balls to be so demanding in spite of being a fucking incel, ngl
This wasn't demanding 50 years ago! This still is not considered demanding in the Christian Church, which I am an active member of. As I've stated countless times in this thread, virgins are the only women worth being with (referencing my sig image for the 40th time). Any incel who is just begging for anything will end up cucked, which is worse than being incel.

>BTW I hope you have luck. I would kill just to have a job like yours, my own home and money to waste
Thanks. It's nice for the most part. The money and my Faith are the only reason I haven't roped.
 
For all critics of my "standards", please note that all of these "qualifications" are ones I meet myself, therefore not hypocritical.

JFL at thinking you can get a virgin gf in 2018.
JFL at thinking just because you meet the requirements that makes your standards realistic. have you not heard of hypergamy?
JFL at thinking a sub-5 can get a gf in any western country.

tbh this will not work, especially not for a truecel such as yourself. i get that you are desperate, but clinging on to hope like this will only cause pain. anyways, i wish you the best in this endeavour.
Someone pay a girl 500$ to be his gf for two weeks and make profit
how to convince girl to do that? LOL
 
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JFL at thinking you can get a virgin gf in 2018.
JFL at thinking just because you meet the requirements that makes your standards realistic. have you not heard of hypergamy?
JFL at thinking a sub-5 can get a gf in any western country.

tbh this will not work, especially not for a truecel such as yourself. i get that you are desperate, but clinging on to hope like this will only cause pain. anyways, i wish you the best in this endeavour.

Refer to post #87 of this thread. They exist, albeit in small numbers. As stated there, about 2.15% of 18-29 y/o women in America fit the bill. A guy a go to church with (he's a few years older than me) got his beautiful thot that fits my description... he did it. Your fair counterargument is that he is 6'+ and GL, but that's life. I see it happen from time to time.

You guys really need to wake up about these requirements. They are here as future cuck-protection. If I just went for anyone, and actually got one, she would likely cuck me, seeing that she'd likely be a non-virgin, non-christian overweight whore. :y'all:Y'all:y'all: need to realize that that the reasons why relationships and marriages fail is because of said hypergamy. These women are blown the fuck out... both physically and brain-chemically. When you find the ones that aren't, which I just showed evidence of 1-in-50 women being this way, things work.

I feel sorry for incels who are so desperate that will go after literally anything. Your minuscule standards are whats inflating women's already ballooned ego and SMV to new heights. Nostandardscels are part of the problem.
 
Wish I had the money to do this tbh
 
Wish I had the money to do this tbh
Lol it doesn't seem to be working thus far, not that I really expected it to. I've only seen one semi-legitimate offer but was not feasible due to living constraints. It seems at though, based on other user's input, that 1-2K is not enough when models' virginities are being sold in the 7-figure range. It seems like the only way to get a virgin without that much ca$h is by genuine attraction, which is something a woman has never had for me in 23+ years. The cash i guess is just for the exposure for me to get the chance to have genuine attraction.

So yeah, you'll need like 7-figures it seems. Having money is nice though, don't get me wrong.
 
It seems like the only way to get a virgin without that much ca$h is by genuine attraction
You'll have a really hard time finding a virgin above the age of 16 these days. Your best bet is to join some religious sect.
 

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