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Experiment About taking a shower

FinnCel

FinnCel

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As we all know, we are always told to "take more showers ©" because our inceldom obviously is caused by not showering.

So what if one of us would spend 24 hours taking a shower? Or taking a shower once every hour. Would that give us more chance?

If that fails, what if the shower would take 1 year straight?

Just live in the shower and you'll have women coming out of doors and windows
 
It would not work because it's too unbalanced, you must spend another 24h/day on improving your personality :soy:
 
14509
 
so aquaman is the biggest slayer amongst superheroes
 
What about the hair cut
 
so aquaman is the biggest slayer amongst superheroes
Duh. He’s a 6’5” gigachad cause he spends so much time underwater.. it’s not a coincidence.
 
24 hours hot shower = skrinking skin, penis skrinks, soy increases

24 hours cold shower = brown fat starts dancing, lose weight, increates test to juptier and back.



ps. based finncel again. love you boyo
 
More than 1 shower a week is useless.
 
Just wet yourself theory
 

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