Emba
Jarjar Sphinx
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- May 19, 2019
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So i was hanging out in town at the perpetual yardsale and an old man and an old foid showed up...
Both blathered about other people this, and other people that. Always blaming someone else.
So yardsale dude finds out they were both single... He hints at them...
Old dude says he would be ok with a lunch or coffee visit.
Old bitch immediately says SHE AIN'T LOOKIN! And shuts it all down really fast.
I swear i could see old dude FLINCHED from her swift rejection.
He was like, "god will provide!" She was like, "i hate this town!"
I bought some random cool stuff for a reasonable price and split. On my way out, old bitch tried to conversate with me. I just waved and smiled, pretending i had hearing problems and left.
Both blathered about other people this, and other people that. Always blaming someone else.
So yardsale dude finds out they were both single... He hints at them...
Old dude says he would be ok with a lunch or coffee visit.
Old bitch immediately says SHE AIN'T LOOKIN! And shuts it all down really fast.
I swear i could see old dude FLINCHED from her swift rejection.
He was like, "god will provide!" She was like, "i hate this town!"
I bought some random cool stuff for a reasonable price and split. On my way out, old bitch tried to conversate with me. I just waved and smiled, pretending i had hearing problems and left.