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A medievil 2 remake would have made agecucks SEETHE!

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I played the ps4 remake of 1 from 2019 and thought it was a fun game, but unfortunely, 2 never got remade and I can guess why.

In the game, the protag, Sir Dan gets a gf, this ancient Egyptian princess called Kiya.

Even though they come different time periods, sir Dan coming from the medieval British kingdom of gallowmere, their both undead, so their both stuck looking like the ages they were when they died.

Dan and Kiya were both 32 and 19 when they respectively when they died.

Modern tranny, faggot reddit warriors and journos and agecuck closeted pedos would definitely see this as problematic and argue that Kiyas an innocent li'l baby.

They would also make Kiya be some strong, empowered, feminist cunt in a remake too tbh
 
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Oh and fun fact, Sir Dan is/was white British and 6'2, while Kiya was an ancient Egyptian.

JBWpill, whitepill and heightpill all in one game
 
@ANTAGONIST agree?
 
Oh and fun fact, Sir Dan is/was white British and 6'2, while Kiya was an ancient Egyptian.

JBWpill, whitepill and heightpill all in one game
 
Medievil is a very underrated franchise. Like a cartoony version of Legacy of Kain.
 
Medievil is a very underrated franchise. Like a cartoony version of Legacy of Kain.
You get to play as a skeleton knight with 1 eye and no lower jaw, pretty freakin metal
 
You get to play as a skeleton knight with 1 eye and no lower jaw, pretty freakin metal
That spin attack he does with the sword is the greatest shit ever.
 
This is the first time I have ever seen someone mention Medievil on this forum. Those games were my childhood.
 
This is the first time I have ever seen someone mention Medievil on this forum. Those games were my childhood.
Your welcome.

Also, I'm getting a PS1 slim soon, and after I get a new TV when my finances are looking better, I'll get a copy of medievil 1 and 2 off ebay
 
So since Kiya is undead, does her pussy stink? She might have mold literally growing inside it after all of these years.
 
Your welcome.

Also, I'm getting a PS1 slim soon, and after I get a new TV when my finances are looking better, I'll get a copy of medievil 1 and 2 off ebay
Sweet!
 
I also ordered 3 worms games too, loved those games on the pc when I was a kid.

Dunno if any other users has ever played or heard of those games
 
So since Kiya is undead, does her pussy stink? She might have mold literally growing inside it after all of these years.
Sir Dan's an undead skeleton so he's probably lost all sense of smell
 
Sir Dan's an undead skeleton so he's probably lost all sense of smell
I would also like to see a Medievil III, but I doubt that any current game studios would be able to get the humor right.
 
I would also like to see a Medievil III, but I doubt that any current game studios would be able to get the humor right.
A medievil 3 was actually pitched to Sony, but they rejected it.

The story would have revealed that Kiya was actually an evil sorceress who was trying to conquer the past, and Sir Dan has to go back in time to stop her
 
Remakes these days are a bad thing. Its better to just enjoy the originals, as their quality is timeless
 
Remakes these days are a bad thing. Its better to just enjoy the originals, as their quality is timeless
I guess it depends. Remasters are often necessary for older games to work on modern hardware and resolutions.
 
Oh and fun fact, Sir Dan is/was white British and 6'2, while Kiya was an ancient Egyptian.

JBWpill, whitepill and heightpill all in one game
Some white nationalists claim that the egyptian elite was white anyway, soooooo.

Apparently there have been DNA tests to prove this.

I don't know though.

Back them nobody cared nearly as much about height though.

The 90's were a different animal.

Also 32 and 19 is not bad at all.
 
Any agegap bigger than 2 years will make them seethe, so yeah.
One of my uncles married his current wife who is seven whole years younger than him.

Iirc he married her when she was 15. kek
 
I guess it depends. Remasters are often necessary for older games to work on modern hardware and resolutions.
The problem is that even remasters are not 100% remasters but also a bit of remakes.

They change some of the content, cutscenes amd dialogues and think that we OGs won't notice.

I did notice and it disgusts me.
 

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