News A Guy like Keanu Reeves is grannymaxxing hard, what's your excuse?

[Deleted member 1060]

Keanu Reeves's new girlfriend is a granny.

Yes, and an ugly ass one.

What's your excuse?

If you are not sucking on dried saggy boobs with wrinkles, you are a volcel.

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[AntiPain]

46 my ass

I bet he met her through one of those "fuck a local granny" sex ads on a porn site while he was coooooooooming

 

[Monk of Failure]

I've never seen someone hitting wall this fast and as for granny, I'm no fan of leftover even if I get zilch in my wretched life.

 

[Deleted member 19756]

i still can't get over this roastie being 46.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Here's a 47 year old guy for her.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Here's a 47 year old guy for her.
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yikes honey

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I have cold approached fat 40 year old women before, but admittedly they looked younger than this broad. They rejected me lmao.

 

[grondilu]

"first step towards world peace"

WTF is this implying ?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

"first step towards world peace"

WTF is this implying ?

Very simple,

grannymaxxing ==> less incel ==> more cuck ==> more landwhale/granny ==> world peace

 

[grondilu]

Very simple,

grannymaxxing ==> less incel ==> more cuck ==> more landwhale/granny ==> world peace

That is dumb AF.

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

I'm too fag for mature wahmen :<

 

[Deleted member 21219]

JFL OP. Whats your obsession with grannies and their saggy tits ? Also, this roastie hit the wall multiple times.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

46 my ass

I bet he met her through one of those "fuck a local granny" sex ads on a porn site while he was coooooooooming

"You're breathtaking" he says as he cooms to granny anal 14

 

[virgin4life]

I think she is ok for her age. Keanu is 55 so I do not see how this is so outrageous. Basically if she just colored her hair she'd look 10 years younger.

 

[Deleted member 14382]

I have cold approached fat 40 year old women before, but admittedly they looked younger than this broad. They rejected me lmao.

JFL at assuming old roasties are more dtf incels than prime jail bait. Females are all the same. If you're gonna hit on one, might as well hit on a 10/10 Stacy in her prime. You'll get the same results, regardless of her looks.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

JFL at assuming old roasties are more dtf incels than prime jail bait.

Meh, I had a convenient opportunity to ask her to get some coffee with me and she smiled, said “no, thanks, I don’t have time” and left. Probably was the smoothest rejection I’ve gotten up until this point.

 

[Deleted member 14382]

Meh, I had a convenient opportunity to ask her to get some coffee with me and she smiled, said “no, thanks, I don’t have time” and left. Probably was the smoothest rejection I’ve gotten up until this point.

She sure would have had "time" if Chad had shown up. Fucking hypocrite.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I think she is ok for her age. Keanu is 55 so I do not see how this is so outrageous. Basically if she just colored her hair she'd look 10 years younger.

It's not just about age, she might be 46, but she looks 70. Also I seriously doubt she's 46.

 

[Dregster]

Keanu Reeves's new girlfriend is a granny.

Yes, and an ugly ass one.

What's your excuse?

If you are not sucking on dried saggy boobs with wrinkles, you are a volcel.

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[thebuddhacel]

I think she is ok for her age. Keanu is 55 so I do not see how this is so outrageous. Basically if she just colored her hair she'd look 10 years younger.

 

[zangano1]

What's your excuse?

I'm not a cuck

 

[Deleted member 16359]

why would he do this to himself?he could be banging a different model every night.No wonder soyboys love him

 

[Blacktarpill]

Idk why. He should gain some self respect.

46 my ass

I bet he met her through one of those "fuck a local granny" sex ads on a porn site while he was coooooooooming

Fucking loled

 

[Deleted member 1060]

JFL OP. Whats your obsession with grannies and their saggy tits ? Also, this roastie hit the wall multiple times.

How can you ignore these beautiful women?

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The last one is my fav, which one is yours?

I'm not a cuck

Cope.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

How can you ignore these beautiful women?

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The last one is my fav, which one is yours?


Cope.

Depressing that these monstrosities mog me on tinder

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Depressing that these monstrosities mog me on tinder

Take the saggyboobpill.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Take the saggyboobpill.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

tbh...

 

[Joelossus]

How can you ignore these beautiful women?

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The last one is my fav, which one is yours?


Cope.

The human body can look disgusting af ( as fuck ) ngl ( not gonna lie )

 

[Pickles_Up]

Women should be put down after a certain age.

 

[mylifeistrash]

I'd rather be caught with a bunch of trannies or be caught eating my own shit than be seen with an old ass hag

fuck that

 

[Deleted member 1060]

tbh...

Take the saggyboobpill.

I'd rather be caught with a bunch of trannies or be caught eating my own shit than be seen with an old ass hag

 

[virgin4life]

It's not just about age, she might be 46, but she looks 70. Also I seriously doubt she's 46.

No she just needs to color her hair. I think she looks fine. I am 38 so I might have another perspective than an 18 year old. I personally find her attractive and she does look like her age.

 

[Mrpvolts]

I think I’m gonna be sick.

 

[Neverbeentouchedcel]

Keanu is an autisticcel

 

[Kent]

AND THIS is why foids love Keanu so much. Instead of going out with much younger he goes with someone around his age. tbh it looks really odd not to mention a younger woman could actually bear him children (if he wants them). And lastly he looks GREAT for his age 55 vs most men.

Cliffs: This is more like it...honestly they make a decent couple too.

No time to waste: Dennis Quaid, 65, revealed that he is set to marry his 26-year-old PhD student fiancée Laura Savoie within a year, as they are seen together at the Midway screening in Honolulu, Hawaii last month

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Not wanting to be faggot

Keanu is an autisticcel

he's a millionare turbo-autist.

 

[Sheogorath]

Here's an ACTUAL example guys, since Keanu is 55 years old and Alexandra is 47. He just looks great for his age and she looks shitty...

Aubrey De Gray born in 63
Adelaide Carpenter born in 44
married 1991 to 2017
Aubrey was 28-44
Adelaide was 47-63

Apparently she died shortly after they divorced. Aubrey probably chopped off her head and froze it.