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FinnCel
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DAAAAAYMN THAT'S BASED AS FUCK!!Agreed. Here are some things you can do (in Minecraft, and I don't advocate it except for in Minecraft):
High inhib strats
- On public transport, rub your spit on handles/bars that people grab to balance themselves. The virus can remain on surfaces for hours, so do it early, right before the morning rush hour.
- Rub your spit on soap dispensers, toilet paper rolls and other areas in public restrooms.
Low inhib strats
- Sneeze and cough on people's faces. Apologize after to avoid being suspected.
- Ask people for directions while standing a little bit too close to them.
- Go to job fairs and speak to as many companies as possible. WTF, you may ask. Well, what you need to do is to visit EVERY company and shake EVERY SINGLE HAND. Before doing so, discreetly cough into your hand so there are some unnoticable droplets on it.
- During rush hour traffic, right before getting off the vehicle, gather some spit in your mouth and let out a huge sneeze or coughs. Stand in front of several people with some distance between you and them, so it has a larger AoE.
Arrest me ASAP strats
- Spit on as many peoples faces as possible before getting caught.
- Run up to random foids and kiss them, in quick succession.
Good post!!
You should make a topic about this but mods will probably get get trigger happy with warnings/bans