Brutal You'll never masturbate over a million times

[deleted fren]

I was under the impression that somehow I had a masturbated over a million times in my life. I just discovered after doing the math that in fact I have only masturbated over 18 thousand different times. Very brutal. Reminds you how short human life is

 

[Starfish]

I think ive done less than 2000

 

[deleted fren]

I think ive done less than 2000

To calculate multiply the times you masturbate a day by 365 and then multiply the answer by the number of years you've been masterbating

 

[Skelly]

To calculate multiply the times you masturbate a day by 365 and then multiply the answer by the number of years you've been masterbating

well what if you dont masturbate everyday?

 

[deleted fren]

well what if you dont masturbate everyday?

You have to figure out how many days you skipped

 

[Third Eye]

I have probably masturbated more than 5 thousand times.

 

[JigabooCobson]

That's Brutal But I've Already Accepted Such Fact Just Like How I Accepted That No Female Wants Me

 

[FumoCum]

If we say that on average everyone on this forum has 60 years left to live, it would mean that to achieve 1 000 000 times they would need to masturbate 1 000 000/(60*365.25) = 46.63 times a day (not counting for the times you already masturbated)

You can subtract the number of times you already masturbated to 1 000 000 if you really want to be accurate.

 

[deleted fren]

I have probably masturbated more than 5 thousand times.

Hmmm

 

[deleted fren]

If we say that on average everyone on this forum has 60 years left to live, it would mean that to achieve 1 000 000 times they would need to masturbate 1 000 000/(60*365.25) = 46.63 times a day (not counting for the times you already masturbated)

You can subtract the number of times you already masturbated to 1 000 000 if you really want to be accurate.

It's impossible. If someone tried to masturbate that many times they'd die.

That's Brutal But I've Already Accepted Such Fact Just Like How I Accepted That No Female Wants Me

Brutal

 

[Da_Yunez]

I was under the impression that somehow I had a masturbated over a million times in my life. I just discovered after doing the math that in fact I have only masturbated over 18 thousand different times. Very brutal. Reminds you how short human life is

around 2900 for me in 4 years

 

[FumoCum]

It's impossible. If someone tried to masturbate that many times they'd die.

Of course, it's to show how really hard it is

 

[deleted fren]

Of course, it's to show how really hard it is

Wow

around 2900 for me in 4 years

Impressive

 

[Ren Hoek]

In the last month, I've probably masturbated at least 100 times.

 

[deleted fren]

In the last month, I've probably masturbated at least 100 times.

Wtf

 

[Darth Aries]

Thousands of nuts and all of them became a stain on my pillow. One single nut could repopulate the entire united states and not once have I gotten to nut in a woman, brutal

 

[Neucher The Kanga]

In the last month, I've probably masturbated at least 100 times.

same

 

[Da_Yunez]

Impressive

its pitful tbh, 2900 nuts and not a single one, in a foid.

 

[deleted fren]

its pitful tbh, 2900 nuts and not a single one, in a foid.

 

[lennox]

I'm not even at 10000 yet

 

[Dollfucker]

I calculated I masterbated 38 thousand times

 

[Corvus]

Im at 30,000 (approx 5 times a day)

 

[BSGMANLET]

Nutmaxxing

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Around 5k

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

If you want to Masturbate 1,000,000 times you must for the next 70 years masturbate 40 times a day.

 

[ThanostheGOAT]

I was under the impression that somehow I had a masturbated over a million times in my life. I just discovered after doing the math that in fact I have only masturbated over 18 thousand different times. Very brutal. Reminds you how short human life is

I’m at roughly 8 thousand and that already feels like so much, can’t imagine 18 thousand

 

[Grodd]

I've masturbated 42 times in the last 2 weeks

 

[deleted fren]

I calculated I masterbated 38 thousand times

That's amazing. I can't believe it.

Im at 30,000 (approx 5 times a day)

Yeah, I do about five if I can do so. Impressive stats btw.

Around 5k

Sad

If you want to Masturbate 1,000,000 times you must for the next 70 years masturbate 40 times a day.

That's actually not that bad

 

[Jud Pottah]

Nutmaxxing

a sea of nuts.

 

[Aryan_Koala]

That's Brutal But I've Already Accepted Such Fact Just Like How I Accepted That No Female Wants Me

L

 

[JigabooCobson]

a sea of nuts.

 

[Jud Pottah]

@turbocuckcel_7000 @SocialzERo

 

[SocialzERo]

@turbocuckcel_7000 @SocialzERo

 

[Gendocel]

You underestimate me my good sir

 

[KeepCoping]

For me its probably between 2 and 3 thousand.

18 thousand is still very impressive.

 

[YourTypicalLoner]

its pitful tbh, 2900 nuts and not a single one, in a foid.

 

[YourTypicalLoner]

I've been masterbating for several years ain't no telling what the number is.

 

[Incel Looks]

I was under the impression that somehow I had a masturbated over a million times in my life. I just discovered after doing the math that in fact I have only masturbated over 18 thousand different times. Very brutal. Reminds you how short human life is

14,610 times I jerked off over 4 years. I jerk off 10 times a day.

 

[lowz1r]

chronic masturbation is a truecel trait

 

[Incel Looks]

chronic masturbation is a truecel trait

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