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You will never have this
Golden age of the internet as well
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Isn't this shot some 4chan copypasta?
There's a thread just like this on lookism, basically "you missed out on youth experiences" with a bunch of pictures
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Zoomers who don't remember being a kid in comfy 2003 can eat a dick
Can't relate all that much, I never wanted a love story or even an experience like this, I just wanted to fuck period, didn't care about the lack of friends, lack of "fun", etc, I just wanted a piece of the pie
fak. absolutely brutal
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I was not born yet !!!
I was born 97. I remember the 00s. This was my childhood. Now I've got twats at my workplace who were born 2002 and they have a better sex life than me.
Idk bro
70s-2000s were the time to be a teen/young adult, nowadays youth culture is dead for 80% of males. It's hanging out with your friends (if you have some) 3 times at month and maybe going to a shitty party in which one cares about you.
Youth culture is dead and replaced by pre-wageslave culture.
Youth culture is dead and replaced by pre-wageslave culture.
Nuclear suifuel
Great read if you feel like cringing.
Bruh I lived this lifestyle minus the pussy there was nothing special about it. My family was lower middle class though. This was pretty much how every teen in my town lived.
Sorry boyo
Thats the biggest suifuel i had yet, brutal
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Yup. It's over for 2000cels
Cringe thread but thanks for the 2000s nostalgia. God the 2000s were the best
I went to high school during that era, it was legit suicide fuel. Even the Chads of today don't have it as good as the ones back then.
Fucking brutal
It's 2005. School is out. It's time for the weekend.
You skateboarded to the mall and just mastered the kickflip, and just copped a sick shirt and spiked bracelet at hot topic
As you walk out with your nirvana shirt on your Motorola Razr gets a crazy number of texts (3, that was a lot then) from hot emo sluts, including Stacey from algebra class
Your parents are gone for the weekend. They told you to be a good boy. You go back to your upper middle class mcmansion with the boys
Blaze some kush with the crew
While you're blazing sick purple OG kush you bought with the money out of upper middle class mommy's purse you and your skater crew start getting the munchies, so you order the sickest pizza
You turn on your Gamecube and start playing Smash Brothers
You text the girls back, telling them to get the fuck over, you have dank shit, you have daddy's Henny, you have fucking pizza
While the bitches are coming over you and the boys start making legit crazy prank calls, to prostitutes on craigslist, to the local bars, to everything, cracking up like hyenas. You go out and tip over portapotties and egg other rich people's cars, making mischief like crazy, just laughing having a hilarious time
Someone calls the police, now the cops are coming so you get on your sick BMX bikes and get the fuck back to your McMansion. The fat cops cannot go toe to toe with youth so they lose you behind a sidestreet
The bitches are here now, you start getting crossfaded with them, daddy's brandy and dank purple OG
You put on some shitty fake alternative rock music like Nirvana, Green Day, or Blink 182, that bemoans the capitalist consumerist culture that allows daddy to provide you with such a top-tier existence
Then one of your buddies puts on this new sick rap single on a burned CD, it's called 'crank dat' by soulja boi
Shit starts getting crazy, everyone is high af
Stacey's friend drops the bomb and takes off her shirt showing her luscious tits
Everyone starts making out on the couch getting crunk.
IT'S OVER
While your buddies are taking care of the 6/10s, you take Stacey up to your room, Green Day posters all over the wall
Then Stacey (she's hot as FUCK) stutters "I really like you, are we like... gonna do it?"
Stacey starts sucking your cock...
You are in ethereal otherworldly bliss.
Then you take her to the bed
you eat that pristine pussy
you fuck that pussy like a boss nigga
You kiss Stacey on the lips.
You go back downstairs and the bros are all wasted, they said they got laid, the other hoes went home, everyone laughs, the night was legit insane, everyone fucking dyed hair cutie emo teen girls into oblivion
When they all leave and it's just you and Stacey she says "hey I can say I'm staying at Jennifer's house, she'll cover for me, I can spend the night"
You passionately kiss Stacey
Then you go outside after that exhilarating teen sex
You lie in the backyard of your McMansion holding hands looking at the beautiful starry sky
"It's so beautiful" Stacey says... you just instinctively say "like you", she kisses you and you fuck again, on the grass
as you're covered in sweat you see the fireflies are out...
you both laugh catching fireflies without a care in the world
Then you go to bed stroking her hair, you hear "I love you", you drift off into sleep, dopamine pumping like mad
you wake up...
"Stacey? where did she go?"
Then you realize the truth.
It's 2018, almost 2019. You never had that. You were a loser in middle school, high school, and college, if you are even going to college. You look like shit. You're a kissless virgin... You have no real friends to speak of. At best you are 'that guy', a hanger-on that people reluctantly associate with. You're a fucking ugly looking awkward nerd. You're getting older. Every day, you lose more and more youth, not that you were ever able to make any good of your youth anyway.
All of it was fake. You're the same piece of shit you always were. So you pull the trigger... and say goodbye to this cruel world where you have to suffer as a socially rejected outsider, forever.
This is suicide fuel. I feel sad now.
Being 6/10 was enough to get with stacies.
Back in the days everyone could ascend if they had that cool edgy guy vibe. Now it's all way back to stone age with chad only.
Fuck. Necronomicon or not this is brutal af.
I went to high school in the early 90s. I was hearing of kickass parties as far back as middle school
yeah tbh.Social media destroyed us
Early WoW years. I was a kid but still feel nostalgia. Last quasi sane decade (even tho i never got a gf even back then)
Absolutely brutal
get that shit out of here
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bans me
Pure pain I rememeber trying to skate but never could while chad emo skater gangs in the city would be everywhere. Eventually the city put those grind guards on everything and they slowly diminished into the social media world we have today.
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