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Discussion You wake up as your 13 year old self. What do you do differently?

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After suffering for years you one day wake up as your 13 year old self. You get another chance in a sense. What would you do differently to alter the original outcomes of your life knowing what you know now? I'll answer it for you: LOOKSMAXX/SURGERYMAXX AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
 
Be more assertive.
 
Start injecting T
 
inject growth hormone and pray
 
I would study more seriously instead of watching TV, jerking off and doing all kinds of dumb stuff.

I would not bother trying anything with girls. I would focus on getting a nice degree so I can get a cool job and earn good money so I can afford hookers in my 20s.
 
Testosterone injection, waiting 2009 to buy bitcoin, and then selling it for surgeries.
 
Get nose surgery and stop mouth breathing.
 
enjoy the last year with a "full" NW2 hairline
 
Moneymax. With knowledge of the stock market, and bitcoin, and the appoximate dates of the 2008 collapse and recovery, and again with covid 19, you would be able to make billions of dollars.
 
Eat more, so that I perhaps would grow more.
 
I'd ask my parents to transfer me to another school, start taking GH, mewing, leanmaxx, socialmaxx, studymaxx and slay JBs
 
Moneymax. With knowledge of the stock market, and bitcoin, and the appoximate dates of the 2008 collapse and recovery, and again with covid 19, you would be able to make billions of dollars.
Tbh. Also lottery and Sports can be predicted. :feelsthink:
 
Try to be more mature in school and socialize more, and to take more care about my weight and sleep (more sleep means you grow taller).
 
Hit the gym and stay faithful to my religion.
Atheism is trash, i learned that after years of depravation.
 
I would just LDAR more and stop trying in general. And I would probably be more low inhib and get suspended or expelled for fighting
 
I'd rope so I wouldn't have to experience the following 10 truecel years.
 
I would go to lukio and then university, no matter how much debt I would have needed to take. I would ask my parents to take me to a dermatologist, no matter how embarrassing it would be, though as a 13 y.o. it would already be many years too late. I don't think they would have been willing to do that, though. I would've needed myself to go to skin specialist when I was (maximum) 8 years old. But without money, phone, car etc. being so young it would not have been possible.
 
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No simping/orbiting. I'm 5'6 so no hitting the gym will matter. Just save myself the heart ache of chasing hoes and know my doll will be with me soon. I just want those cringe memories erased.
 
If I had all the knowledge and experience that I have now.
1. I would become far more aggressive and low inhib at school. I would drop the "nice guy" act. Socialize more. Not keep myself out of the convo. And maybe just maybe try to get that jb pussy. Instead of being a meek pushover.

2. I would heightmaxx with conventional methods. More milk. More hanging. More protien in diet. To get that 6+

3. Minoxidilmaxx at 15. Also aggressively use other conventional methods to improve hair health.

4. Codingmaxx. Shift my entire studies and career to become a top Computer Engineering. Study harder for college entrance. Chose computer science major. Not screw up college grades. Not fret about chads, foids and their interests and activities like management, college activities participation, festivals etc. Forge my own path.

6. Start escortcelling if virgin by 21.

7. Maybe NTmaxx and try to get a gf, though I doubt that would work.

8. Start bodybuilding by 20.
enjoy the last year with a "full" NW2 hairline
Fucking Bruuutal
 
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I was fat by the age of 6. I didn't know the importance of not being a fatty until a year ago when I found the blackpill... fatcel is volcel.

I was fed lies that it's not all appearance when attracting women but being good to them and having a good personality.

If I woke up 13 I'd drop the man boobs and double chin asap.

I have no idea how my bone structure looks under all the face flab.
 
Treat everyonel like shit, and stop being a nice guy
 
Keep in touch with my one 7th grade friend before i moved
Stop playing a specific game i was addicted to
get on accutane at 15 instead of waiting till 18
 
Go through with the suicide.
 
Hopefully buy some bit coin before it takes off, then when it gets to around 3K per coin sell it all off and use the cash to funding online businesses
 
Get myself to start saving up for a jaw implant and cantho
 
I would start working out earlier to take advantage of that sweet teenage testosterone. I would also avoid garbage like milk.

Other than shit like this, not much. I would still avoid interactions with low IQ normie apes so my friend circle would still be small anyway.

And of course I would still be incel
 
Get a haircut, Start lifting, be more confident, approach more.
 
beg parents for HGH treatments
 
Stop playing a specific game i was addicted to
This. I spent so much time in that shit.

I would start learning programming and mechanics. Probably i wouldn't even get into hs, I ended up hating school.
Save money for surgeries and start gymceling.
 
gymmaxxing right away, ask out oneitis
 
Nothing, because I am the way I am, and I will have to be the way I will have to be. I cannot flee from myself.
 
Start bodymaxxing and looksmaxxing immediately

Drop videogames

Make a reminder to buy tesla options in 2020
 
Just ReLIFE theory








Even anime producers are blackpilled
 
- Gymmaxxing
- Invest in the stock market
- Stop being a nice guy
- Fight back against my bullies
- Be more confident and assertive
- Do better in school
- Find a job earlier
 
Play video games.
 
An hero. To be honest, a lot of the shit I'm seeing on here sounds similar to redpill BS and is likely not the reason why any of you are incel. But being 13 again would revert all my weight loss and shit and I'd still be experiencing hell in middle school AND in high school and I'd be fully constrained to it, I wouldn't have any power over my parents to transfer schools, and that wouldn't solve the problem at hand anyways. I'm generally against suicide and obviously against other incels committing suicide, but I would honestly just end up killing myself if that were the case.
 
Skip school. Cry and make it obvious to my parents that I don't wanna go.
Start doing cardio daily. Start eating clean.

Work on my hobbies.

Read the likes of Nietzsche and Schopenhauer.

Add my oneitis on facebook.

Start fashionmaxxing.
 
Do everything in my power to looksmaxx. Aside from that join a church and work on building a large social group.
 
I'm not going through highschool again. I'd kill myself
 
Looksmaxx, cuz my life depends on it
 
Accept that I will get bullied in school but there is no use dwelling on it because I can't always stop it from happening,

Be online less, watch less tv and don't second guess myself about how the only reason I'm treated different is because I'm a skinny ethnic,

Be less embarrassed about seen in public and ignore guys if they make fun of you if girls sometimes talk to you,

Don't expect relationships to last, ask out any female friends I make that I find attractive,

Don't spend too much time wondering why girls don't like me,

Don't go indulge in weird and obscure interests unless I am by myself and need to cope,

Don't be deluded into thinking that girls like shy quiet hardworking boys,

Take better care of my eyesight so I don't have to wear glasses:incel:

Don't believe that girls play hard to get and are mean to you if they like you,

Stand up for myself when a guy tries to verbally mog me, but go overboard and don't be a class clown,

Don't be overly romantic with girls you like,

Don't be blunt with girls or try to stimulate intellectual conversations with them, tell them pretty lies they want to hear,

Drink weight gain drinks and do bodyweight fitness exercises,

Don't feel limited to only asking out ethnic girls who are probably chasing after white guys anyway,

Don't try to be friendly with girls unless they are friendly to you, don't talk to guys unless they talk to you,

Don't believe the lie that you are too young to be in a relationship,

Don't take life too seriously or pride yourself for being more "mature" than your peers,

When a girl you previously were friendly with snubs you, move on as fast as you can
 
Invest in bitcoin.
 

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