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Discussion What would you do if a foid came up to you and "flirted" with you?

Nordicel94

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I saw some video on Instagram of some doofus who said he was tired of men having to do the approaching. He wanted women to step up to the plate and do cold approaches when they saw a "cute" guy in public.

I began thinking what my reaction to a foid coming up to me flirting in public would be:
- I would go into fight or flight mode
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me
- I would physically recoil trying to keep my distance from her so that no one would be able to say I had assaulted her or anything
- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
- I honestly think I would jog away

Under no circumstances would I think there was something genuine about her approach. Of course not, I'm an ugly incel, but even for normie guys, I think they would be incredibly suspicious. Humans are masters at pattern recognition and deviations from patterns are often seen as threats.

What would be your reaction to a flirting foid approaching you in public, asking for your number? Let's say she's around 6/10.
 
Ask her to stirp me naked & suck my penis.
 
Look for a camera or a group of her friends snickering
 
I would think it's a dare.
 
She's a glowie if she asks for your number.
 
Look for the cameras and then spit in her face once i find it
 
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me
- I would physically recoil trying to keep my distance from her so that no one would be able to say I had assaulted her or anything
- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
- I honestly think I would jog away
I would think all of these if some foid approached me,there is nothing aproachable in me.
 
Don't know how to flirt, and I'm terrible at acting as anything other then myself, so I would just talk to her.

And pay attention to any sign that it's some prank being played on me by a bunch of bored women seeking to ruin someone's day.
 
Prostitute or mocking me (both have happened to me)
 
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me

- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
These are btrutal...
 
sue her for sexual harassment
 
My aspergers would ruin everything, I don't have much to say unless asked and even then the approacher would get turned off by my NEETdom, boring life, lack of hobbies, lack of friends, my old boomer car and if it comes down to it, my apartment which lacks some basic things. I don't even have a proper chair for pc, only a wooden bench. It must be pure attraction where the woman does all the talking and I would not have to plan anything. If I could ascend, my ED probably would ruin it. I've been escortceling and I can't maintain it fully.

I have no idea how I would start a conversation with a woman.
 
go to the hospital to get checked for cooties
 
The only time a girl has came up to me was when a girl asked me to be her pair on a group assignment. She did this as a joke and she got a good laugh with her friend.

So if a foid did something like this again I'd just assume its a joke or a dare or something and ignore her.
 
It happened to me. It was a popular girl in secondary schooll in valentines day gave me a piece of paper with "I love u <3". It was a prank that she plotted with other girls. I was counscious enough of my difrormity to know this was a prank and I insulted her (I was 13)
 
It happened to me. It was a popular girl in secondary schooll in valentines day gave me a piece of paper with "I love u <3". It was a prank that she plotted with other girls. I was counscious enough of my difrormity to know this was a prank and I insulted her (I was 13)
Brutal, good that you got back at her by insulting her!
 
Assume she is a cluster b and run away.

Alternative answers?

Assume I’m being set up for some cruel cunty social media prank on Shit Tok or wherever.

Assume I’m being set up to be robbed by @Left4DeadDarkie’s nigger people or my dreggly bear @Dregster’s people in the cartel.
 
id act cold but polite so she understands im not interested (mentalcel)
 
Assume she is a cluster b and run away.

Alternative answers?

Assume I’m being set up for some cruel cunty social media prank on Shit Tok or wherever.

Assume I’m being set up to be robbed by @Left4DeadDarkie’s nigger people or my dreggly bear @Dregster’s people in the cartel.
Nigga weon even needa bitch tuh set u up!

Weeah slide on yo azz ourselves
 
I would like it. Faggot and fakecel if you don’t want this to happen to you
 
I would say that I'm not interested. It's obvious that they're trying to get a reaction out of me and make me desperate for them. I'm just going to act indifferent because I know that's going to anger the foid. She'll 100% take it as an insult since ME out of all people rejected her.

She probably believes I should be groveling at her feet. I may as well be calling her ugly by rejecting her.
 
I would say ok and walk off because I'm not being part of their prank video
 
I began thinking what my reaction to a foid coming up to me flirting in public would be:
- I would go into fight or flight mode
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me
- I would physically recoil trying to keep my distance from her so that no one would be able to say I had assaulted her or anything
- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
- I honestly think I would jog away
exactly this
 
My aspergers would ruin everything, I don't have much to say unless asked and even then the approacher would get turned off by my NEETdom, boring life, lack of hobbies, lack of friends, my old boomer car and if it comes down to it, my apartment which lacks some basic things. I don't even have a proper chair for pc, only a wooden bench. It must be pure attraction where the woman does all the talking and I would not have to plan anything. If I could ascend, my ED probably would ruin it. I've been escortceling and I can't maintain it fully.

I have no idea how I would start a conversation with a woman.
If it only was because of the looks like NT's we would only be fucked but since we are ugly + ND, we are doublely fucked because not only we initially get rejected because of our looks but also if we ever get tinily accepted by a foid we would completely fuck everything up because of social codes misunderstanding.
 
Unless it was really obvious I'd just think she was being nice lmao
 
Idk never happened before.
 
I would run to the nearest bear while screaming and crying
 
I saw some video on Instagram of some doofus who said he was tired of men having to do the approaching. He wanted women to step up to the plate and do cold approaches when they saw a "cute" guy in public.

I began thinking what my reaction to a foid coming up to me flirting in public would be:
- I would go into fight or flight mode
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me
- I would physically recoil trying to keep my distance from her so that no one would be able to say I had assaulted her or anything
- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
- I honestly think I would jog away

Under no circumstances would I think there was something genuine about her approach. Of course not, I'm an ugly incel, but even for normie guys, I think they would be incredibly suspicious. Humans are masters at pattern recognition and deviations from patterns are often seen as threats.

What would be your reaction to a flirting foid approaching you in public, asking for your number? Let's say she's around 6/10.
i’ll know it’s fake and she’s trying to use me or something. This shit mainly happens to LTNs and normies tho
 
I would be defensive and have my guard up, and assume it's a prank as well.
 
Basically this, she is using me for money or attention.
 
Assume she is trying to torment me somehow.
 
Rope then and there
 
I have had this happen several times since I was released from the psych ward.
I was not sent there under the best circumstances.

The foids who approached me were obviously law enforcement connected.

For example, one time I was in front of my apartment at 2 am.
I was out smoking a cigarette.

A foid came walking up to me and asked my if a guy lived there by a certain name.
I said no and asked her when she last saw the guy.
She said a few months ago.
I’ve lived here for 6 years.
There was never a guy here by that name.

Anyway, she said she was a prostitute and asked for a cigarette.
So, I gave her a cigarette and politely said goodbye to her and went back into my apartment.

Anyway, if a foid approaches me, something is off.
It only makes me suspicious.
 
no idea because i'm autistic as fuck
 
Excuse myself to go to the bathroom, use it and spend as long as possible, success. Foids usually have a patience and memory of a goldfish then find someone else to prank.
 
Take my meds because i`m hallucinating
 
Think it's a federal agent
 
has never happened, will never happen, why even think about it
 
Stutter like the retard i am
 
Knowing my luck the only type of foid that'd approach me would be your dim a dozen landwhale that would cheat in a heart beat. kek
 
If she wants to fuck, cool, let's go.

If not, fuck off.
 

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