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You have to wear a “I’m a virgin” hat, t-shirt, coat (in winter), trousers for the next 300 days…

Deal, or no deal? (Read my description)

  • Deal!

    Votes: 19 76.0%
  • No deal!

    Votes: 6 24.0%

  • Total voters
    25
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You have to wear 3 pieces of clothing whenever you go outside labeled “I’m a virgin” and “I’m a truecel”, it needs to be clearly visible. Cheating is risky, as we could have people watching you. JFL, no cheating.

In exchange, in 301 days, you’ll get a 6/10 girlfriend, who is between 20 years old, may or may not be a virgin by then. She has a 6/10 face.

Would you do it?
 
JFL. Yeah. I can just say "virgin" just means my zodiac sign (virgo) or some shit.
 
can I wear this as an alternative?

virginity-rocks-retro-funny--navy-afth-garment.jpg
 
Hell yes sign me up.
 
Deal, I'm waiting to receive her in my post office
 
I'n not going to humiliate myself for some pussy, no.
 
can I wear this as an alternative?

virginity-rocks-retro-funny--navy-afth-garment.jpg
I see many zoomer types wearing these. Usually some HTN or some Chad wearing it as some sort of joke for their friend group or gf to laugh at. Where did these even come from?
 
I see many zoomer types wearing these. Usually some HTN or some Chad wearing it as some sort of joke for their friend group or gf to laugh at. Where did these even come from?
Almost as if they wanna pull out chains, play games with us and make fun of our sad situation. A lot of us are in this situation because we’re ugly (or short and average looking, or ugly and short)
 
1mil$, and we are set

dont need a gf - i know that this would be quite a shitty experience
 
I see many zoomer types wearing these. Usually some HTN or some Chad wearing it as some sort of joke for their friend group or gf to laugh at. Where did these even come from?
I assume it probably worn as a joke tbh, I think it got popular off social media as a trend and everyone wanted a piece on their clothing.
 
Offer me some money and Ill say deal a 2nd time.
 
Yes. My face already says I’m a virgin
 
I voted Deal! but I feel that I would need a few insurances. Like, once I get the gf she can't break up with me and she has to have sex with me regularly. Wouldn't be worth it if I get a shitty gf after the 300 days.
 
I voted Deal! but I feel that I would need a few insurances. Like, once I get the gf she can't break up with me and she has to have sex with me regularly. Wouldn't be worth it if I get a shitty gf after the 300 days.
Why the hell not. Sadly, in reality, such a girl doesn’t exist especially when she’s a 6/10 or higher
 
For her to be my lover, a woman must embody the crescendo of beauty, elegance, and sagacity; otherwise, I should be better off entertaining myself with erudite ventures–to incessantly seek out the intellectual ascendancy emanating from my abstinence.
Yeah, man, same... but a 10/10 is extremely rare and not even many chads will get a 10/10 girlfriend. I like many others here will get a 5 max., or more likely, below. Anyway, I will get one next week, I'm sure, I don't know why, I just know. IJust like 'll also win the lottery next week and grow from 1.62m to 1.9m. /s

I do however agree I want a minimum 6/10 girlfriend, of course I'd want a 7+ but that will never happen, I don't want a sub5, so that just ultimately means I will never get a girlfriend. FML, and yours probably too.
 

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