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Serious You HAVE to learn a martial art

When i was a kid i used to watch kung fu movies and shaolin documentary on youtube and then practice at home
 
Sounds very glowie to me. LoL
What does that mean? Also as if you would get convicted for self defense or being aggressive. Maybe you will pay a fine but highly unlikely. You can be aggressive and confront people without breaking the law. Also you know beleidigung is also illegal but how often do you see people go to prison for it lol.
one of the greyest threads of 2025 yet :smonk:
Cope
 
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What about CTE, are you afraid of getting it?
Unlikely you will get it unless you go pro or do hard sparring all the time. But no for me well worth the risk. You could do wrestling if your brain concerns you.
 
Unlikely you will get it unless you go pro or do hard sparring all the time. But no for me well worth the risk. You could do wrestling if your brain concerns you.
It's called grappling and yes, that's what I do.
 
Brutal. I could stomp you with my 92 Kg.

Why are you so light weight, brocel?

Of course I would never stomp you. No worries.
Gymmaxxed, tall or fat? Or a combination? If you are not fat you mog bro i hope you do some martial art. Even fat people with some athleticism and skill are really dangerous
 
Gymmaxxed, tall or fat? Or a combination? If you are not fat you mog bro i hope you do some martial art. Even fat people with some athleticism and skill are really dangerous
I don't work out for muscle mass but for strength. The muscles come with it.

I do mostly compound exersizes and I do the negative motion very slow, each time.

For positive four seconds for negative eight.

It works very well for me.
 
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I tried it a couple times and I didn't like it. Getting a power trip from knowing you could beat someone up is just sad.
 
The best feeling you can have as an incel is when normies or especially htn+ act tough in front of you and put you down for looks/not having a gf etc. and you tell them you will beat the shit out of them if they do not apologize. Watch them apologize or most likely laugh it off. If they try to save their ego just get loud and get into fighting stance and start punching if it can be justified (depending on how cruel he was). Bonus if someone warns him about you knowing martial arts.

IF YOU ARE INCEL AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT IN 2025 WTF ARE YOU DOING?!
I use Jesus's natural way of fighting
 
The best feeling you can have as an incel is when normies or especially htn+ act tough in front of you and put you down for looks/not having a gf etc. and you tell them you will beat the shit out of them if they do not apologize. Watch them apologize or most likely laugh it off. If they try to save their ego just get loud and get into fighting stance and start punching if it can be justified (depending on how cruel he was). Bonus if someone warns him about you knowing martial arts.

IF YOU ARE INCEL AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT IN 2025 WTF ARE YOU DOING?!
Jokes aside i agree, you make good friends there too
 
No?

The most retarded shit to learn (in America) is martial arts, because as soon as the fight turns bad for the other guy they pull out a gun, knife, bat, pepper spray etcetera....
 
You think 68 kg at 5'6" is light? I'm slightly below 60 kg at 170 cm...
Meh, it is ok. If he were to weigh 75 that would be great, but still light weight for framemogger tallfags.
 
I want to but it’s hard to find the motivation, plus if you’re short then you will never beat taller guys who also train.
 
No?

The most retarded shit to learn (in America) is martial arts, because as soon as the fight turns bad for the other guy they pull out a gun, knife, bat, pepper spray etcetera....
Cope harder not everyone is armed. If you do the same but know martial arts you are still at an advantage. Still great cope.
 
I want to but it’s hard to find the motivation, plus if you’re short then you will never beat taller guys who also train.
What is your height? Motivation is it is fun the better you get even if everyone under the sun had a gun and i would not own one i would do martial arts best cope imo besides media.
 
I tried it a couple times and I didn't like it. Getting a power trip from knowing you could beat someone up is just sad.
Yes ofc it is sad i am compensating for having lost in life.
 
Martial arts definitely helped me. I was bullied hard in high school. I would get beaten up by the boys. One time, I was beaten by this Korean boy so badly that my face was bleeding. When the teacher saw me, we were sent to the principal's office. We both receive offenses. Which was weird when you think about it because only he threw shots at me while I just stood there but I still got punished as well. Back then, I never fought back, because I didn't know yet how to fight. Then I went to a gym and learned Muay Thai. The next time someone wanted to fight me, I fought back. This guy was no wimp. He was one of the best basketball players in the school so he was physically gifted. And I did pretty well in the fight. After our fight, this time, it was his face that was bleeding, while mine wasn't. He came back to the classroom with a bandaid on his face. After this, I never got assaulted again.
 
I don't work out for muscle mass but for strength. The muscles come with it.

I do mostly compound exersizes and I do the negative motion very slow, each time.

For positive four seconds for negative eight.

It works very well for me.
So gymmaxed you are a mogger then especially if you know how to fight. Even just 3 times a week if you can fit that in will be enough
 
Martial arts definitely helped me. I was bullied hard in high school. I would get beaten up by the boys. One time, I was beaten by this Korean boy so badly that my face was bleeding. When the teacher saw me, we were sent to the principal's office. We both receive offenses. Which was weird when you think about it because only he threw shots at me while I just stood there but I still got punished as well. Back then, I never fought back, because I didn't know yet how to fight. Then I went to a gym and learned Muay Thai. The next time someone wanted to fight me, I fought back. This guy was no wimp. He was one of the best basketball players in the school so he was physically gifted. And I did pretty well in the fight. After our fight, this time, it was his face that was bleeding, while mine wasn't. He came back to the classroom with a bandaid on his face. After this, I never got assaulted again.
So based. This on top of having a great cope that can lead to social connections too and will improve your phisique is just too much to pass on imo
 
There is a good martial art i know, and it's called switchblade and glock
 
Lol

Maybe a knife would be better but at the same time you don’t want to kill anyone
Yea that's what i mean too. It is justifiable to punch someone if they are really cruel to you. So stop responding with " ain't bulletproof":feelsUgh:
 
Also i was typical awkward incel before i started martial arts now i am way more confident. Won't help me fuck but at least i am not passing as autistic despite being NT. LDAR is really not the way you are making everything worse at that point
 
Do what you like most out of these: MMA, Muay Thai, Kickboxing, Boxing. Wrestling and bjj i would only recommend with one of the other martial arts i recommend but i am not a grappler so i would not know for sure. MMA mogs the most but not necessary any of these will suffice.

Judo is effective too.
 
As for the original post, I recommend learning martial arts because you'll be able to better protect yourself however I do not recommend picking fights because you'll never know if someone doesn't want to play fair like to carry a weapon and worst case you could end up dead.
 
Never be the aggressor. Always try to deescalate conflicts. Part of learning martial arts is learning discipline, and that includes the maturity to avoid fights.
 
I am unable to learn any martial art due to my chronic kidney disease
 
With these said, I am disappointed I am the only responder in support of martial arts.
 
Cope i did Jiu jitsu for years and my life is still shit
 
As for the original post, I recommend learning martial arts because you'll be able to better protect yourself however I do not recommend picking fights because you'll never know if someone doesn't want to play fair like to carry a weapon and worst case you could end up dead.
As i said only when ppl are annoying. Meant more when for example the friend of a friend is being an asshole when youre at your friends house or something. He won't behead you then xD. Just don't do it when don't know someone/will never interact with him again, for example on the bus. Then just ignore them i guess. And to people saying cope: yes it is a cope and it's a good one
 
I hardly ever leave my room so being disrespected by people IRL isn't really something I have to worry about.
 
Get a treadmill and build a homegym get light trough the courtains no need to leave your room but never LDAR. Nobody is happier as a fat LDAR than he would be as a shredded fit active person.
I hardly ever leave my room so being disrespected by people IRL isn't really something I have to worry about.
 

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