Ellsworth
Chad but they let me post here anyway
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If you had one month to live and would be completely healthy during that month but would die at the end. How would you spend it, what would you do?
No, you look exactly as you do now. I just meant you aren’t like dying of cancer or aids or anything.Healthy as in physically attractive too, right? I'd open a Tinder account and screw some bitches. Then call all my family members and tell them I love them. Repent of my sins and thank God for the opportunity to live even if it was harsh. Listen to my favorite music. Eat my favorite food. Write some essays on things I like that could be an interest of someone else out there. Die peacefully.
Then I'd do everything I listed, except banging Tinder whores because I'm an ugly cunt.No, you look exactly as you do now. I just meant you aren’t like dying of cancer or aids or anything.
I see you're a man of culture.Take a big loan out from somewhere and party with hookers and cocaine
Highly creative response. Made me laugh. Also reminds me of Duck Dodgers.Sell everything I own, give a chunk of money to parents and siblings, blow the rest on psychedelics, extreme sports (sky diving, wing gliding, deep sea diving, mountain climbing), and high stakes poker. If I win big, I'll go into space towards the end of the month, then launch myself outward into space so I can die, floating in space and being a frozen corpse in near absolute zero temperatures until an advanced alien species finds and revives me.
Highly creative response. Made me laugh. Also reminds me of Duck Dodgers.
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If you don't work you're not going to get a loan anywhereTake a big loan out from somewhere and party with hookers and cocaine
Get a job ye fookin bumIf you don't work you're not going to get a loan anywhere
how the fuck do you have a job? you're rotting here 24/7Get a job ye fookin bum
I work as a gardener and landcaper and can go on my phone quite periodicallyhow the fuck do you have a job? you're rotting here 24/7
That's a good one. Definitely part of my vacation bucket list.extreme sports (sky diving, wing gliding, deep sea diving, mountain climbing),
Sneak into either one of the governments chain of commands and find the nuclear aresenal console and commense ww3 to finally achieve that sceneryIf you had one month to live and would be completely healthy during that month but would die at the end. How would you spend it, what would you do?