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Damn, I kinda wanna to conjure a flame atronach to be my girlfriend now

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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It would be fun to watch her shoot fireballs at human foids and chads and normies. And then bury your face in her fiery boobs. This relationship would be so impractical though :feelskek: :feelskek:.

Can’t live with her because she’ll set the house on fire. And you can’t touch her without fire resistance.

What if you forget to drink the potion one day and then die slowly from fire or end up permanently injured. Or oof, imagine you’re about to finish inside her but the potion wears off…
 
You do not have enough Magicka
 

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