You do weird shit as an incel growing up

[justuseless]

I just remembered when i was late teens i got these sticks for gardening and then duct taped them together in various configurations and walked around the house randomly whacking stuff like the sofa, table, doors etc

I'd have it the whole day. My sister used to always call me a weirdo and a loser and she used to be embarrassed of her friends coming round in case they saw my stick things

This went on for a year until my mum threw them away

To this day I still dont know why I did that

 

[Clavicus Vile]

I drunk glow stick juice as a kid and got hospitalized for a bit.

 

[justuseless]

I drunk glow stick juice as a kid and got hospitalized for a bit.

When I was like 5 this girl i liked gave me some kind of metal ball so i treasured it until one day I stuck it up my nose and got severe nosebleeding

 

[ack]

When I was probably 8, if I ate something too spicy at the dinner table I would legit get off my chair and plant my face into the carpet and lick that shit hard and my parents would laugh a bit and stuff and now that I look back I can see that was jestermaxxing.

When I was 13 I was jerking off but had OCD and was scared to touch my dick so every time I would completely encase it in toilet paper and then rub the paper, this was all completely dry and shit.

when I was 16 I mewed and chewed hard gum.

now I just rot.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

I can't remember the weird things I did as a kid, but I sure remember feeling awkward and embarrassed and guilty for existing all of the time. Those mental scars run deep. I had a night terror the other night where I remember one of my bully's from elementary school, his name was Court, and he was pushing my head into the mud by the bike racks where I'd hide at during lunch times. That shit happened like over 30 years ago.

 

[Samkakum]

i ate a lot of sand

 

[Friezacel]

Sounds like a classic case of autism

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

I drunk glow stick juice as a kid and got hospitalized for a bit.

u never fully recovered from that.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Actually, I guess that was one of the weird things I was known for. Hiding in between the bikes in their bike racks at lunch time, and I'd pretend the rocks I'd pick up and play with were action figures and I'd talk to them and have them go on missions. That's how I spent a couple of years since I didn't have any friends.

 

[Cryotron]

yes

 

[Emba]

It's a stick up!

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

I still play with action figures from time to time but I am replacing it with maladaptive daydreaming

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

Wtf i used to do something really similar with pencils

 

[shia.jihadist]

When I was probably 8, if I ate something too spicy at the dinner table I would legit get off my chair and plant my face into the carpet and lick that shit hard and my parents would laugh a bit and stuff and now that I look back I can see that was jestermaxxing.

When I was 13 I was jerking off but had OCD and was scared to touch my dick so every time I would completely encase it in toilet paper and then rub the paper, this was all completely dry and shit.

holy autism final boss nigga

 

[justuseless]

Wtf i used to do something really similar with pencils

Sometimes i used to add pencils to the end of the sticks

 

[Leon98]

I drunk glow stick juice as a kid and got hospitalized for a bit.

 

[poorenglishcel]

I am wierd asf. Guess that happens when you are always in your own head, with no one else to talk to. Never a part of anything, always spectating others from the sidelines.

 

[Brainy]

in the core of your being you were meant to master kendo, look into it

 

[unionistcel]

Yeah I literally got called weirdo multiple times at school

 

[X.9]

i ate a lot of sand

same