Venting You can’t even clown on your friends

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As an incel you can’t even throw friendly shade at your normie friends, because if you do and they are in any way slightly offended by it, they will immediately bring up your virginity making you feel lower than dirt.
 
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Yeah... you wouldn't have room to talk in that situation.
 
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Did you tell them about it? Or did they guess/find out. I tell NO ONE in real life about my virginity except my doctor or dad. Cant trust anyone else in my family to not release any of my personal information, especially my mom.
 
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Colvin76 said:
Did you tell them about it? Or did they guess/find out. I tell NO ONE in real life about my virginity except my doctor or dad. Cant trust anyone else in my family to not release any of my personal information, especially my mom.
My 3 long time friends know. Newer friends may not “know” but I imagine they have figured things out.
 
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Ellsworth said:
My 3 long time friends know. Newer friends may not “know” but I imagine they have figured things out.
Ah, okay. Have you thought of larping to your never friends?
 
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I don't know I don't have friends
 
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Colvin76 said:
Ah, okay. Have you thought of larping to your never friends?
I do. But when years go by and they never see me with a girl I think they can figure things out.
 
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fakecel if you have friends
 
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If they try to humliate me becasue I'm a virgin I will clown out their brains
 
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78980n said:
Yeah... you wouldn't have room to talk in that situation.
Why u banned and yes who even has friends :feelstrash:
 
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2340922 said:
Why u banned and yes who even has friends :feelstrash:
ppl on blackpilled forums are my friends
 
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Ned Flanders said:
ppl on blackpilled forums are my friends
ok nice avi btw greycel :feelstrash:
 
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ok nice avi btw greycel :feelstrash:
thanks its donkey from puss in boots if you were wondering
 
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Ned Flanders said:
thanks its donkey from puss in boots if you were wondering
no its not :feelstrash:
 
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Ppl can just tell if ur a virgin or not
 
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2340922 said:
no its not :feelstrash:
okay i admit i was lying. shes my oneitis so din wanna share her.

its actually donkey from shrek
 
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Ned Flanders said:
okay i admit i was lying. shes my oneitis so din wanna share her.

its actually donkey from shrek
isnt that shrek him self :feelstrash: i am sure it is
 
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isnt that shrek him self :feelstrash: i am sure it is
okay i admit once again i was baiting you.

its actually knajjd's real form
 
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Ned Flanders said:
okay i admit once again i was baiting you.

its actually knajjd's real form
so u know a lot greyceler are u brainceller? :feelstrash:
 
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2340922 said:
so u know a lot greyceler are u brainceller? :feelstrash:
no i just live rent free in the cellar also known as the attic
 
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Ellsworth said:
As an incel you can’t even throw friendly shade at your normie friends, because if you do and they are in any way slightly offended by it, they will immediately bring up your virginity making you feel lower than dirt.
They aren't your friends. Classic low smv low status jester being kept around as an ego boost.
 
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Ned Flanders said:
no i just live rent free in the cellar also known as the attic
what? :feelstrash:
 
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starystulejarz said:
fakecel if you have friends
yup
regardless, i've found that normies can essentially just sense that you're a virgin. they always guess correctly.
 
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Ellsworth said:
As an incel you can’t even throw friendly shade at your normie friends, because if you do and they are in any way slightly offended by it, they will immediately bring up your virginity making you feel lower than dirt.
This is why there are so few asian male comedians. Imagine one in a roast battle. The asian man has NOTHING to come back from a tiny dick insult.
 
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ionlycopenow said:
They aren't your friends. Classic low smv low status jester being kept around as an ego boost.
This. Incels can only be friends with other incels. Normies are just on another level, it's like a street hobo being the friend of a milionair, the friendship will die because the incels becomes envy and the normie starts to despise and mog the lower beeing. Nearly all my friends from highschool I still hang out with are virgins where as those who ascended are like strangers to me.
 
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Ellsworth said:
As an incel you can’t even throw friendly shade at your normie friends, because if you do and they are in any way slightly offended by it, they will immediately bring up your virginity making you feel lower than dirt.

True I have noticed this too. I mean I didn't tell my friends about my virginity but they know me for years and they know no girl gives a shit about me so I can be attacked easily. I am fat too so there is another thing I can be attacked with. It really sucks. I will lose weight and fuck 100 escorts just so I can't be made fun of anymore.
 
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2340922 said:
i need to take a shit :feelstrash:
same its been a week since i went to the shitter
 
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Ned Flanders said:
same its been a week since i went to the shitter
u talk a lot for a greycel, so how did u find us? :feelstrash:
 
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u talk a lot for a greycel, so how did u find us? :feelstrash:
got nothing better to do lol

long story cant say cos im undercover
 
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Ned Flanders said:
got nothing better to do lol

long story cant say cos im undercover
oh so u from braincels i see i see.
btw i have time to read ur long story
where are u from ? :feelstrash:
 
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oh so u from braincels i see i see.
btw i have time to read ur long story
where are u from ? :feelstrash:
nah avoided reddit, luckily, im an ethnic australiancel wbu mr 2
 
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Ned Flanders said:
nah avoided reddit, luckily, im an ethnic australiancel wbu mr 2
uu so big spider cel i see i see how old are u greycel :feelstrash:
 
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uu so big spider cel i see i see how old are u greycel :feelstrash:
i dont understand
 
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It's a good thing that i have no friends i guess
 
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Ned Flanders said:
wtf lmao

you like little boys?
No
:feelstrash: :feelswhat: are u even ok?
 
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No
:feelstrash: :feelswhat: are u even ok?
feeling worse and worse since i swallowed the blackpill
 
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Ned Flanders said:
feeling worse and worse since i swallowed the blackpill
U will feel better soon
Man i am tired :feelstrash: