Discussion You become a billionaire tommorrow what would you do?

[lifeisfucked215]

Buy tons of property
Buy like 6 super cars
Get some whores to pretty much be my sex slaves (in videogame ofc)

 

[Orbiter]

get to a nice place and live with rotating high tier escorts for the rest of my life that are good in pretending to like me.
giving wealth to my family members. that money ain't shit if you are under the ground.

 

[LUCK]

Abandon my humanity and become fully mechanical

 

[justuseless]

Carry on living my life at first. I'd be happy enough knowing I can change my circumstances at any time.

 

[THULSA COON]

-get a gastric bypass surgery 360 liposuction and tummy tuck surgery
-get hair transplant
-get face fat removal surgery if its possible for me to get a decent jawline
-buy a giga gaming PC
-escortmax with a gigastacey
-move out of parents house to live in my own small decent sized house idc for a mansion as long as i dont have neighbors

Should definitely try Ozempic or Wegovy before the arguably even more dangerous gastric bypass surgery.

 

[NocturnalCel]

doomsday bunker with 100s of sex slaves

 

[THULSA COON]

You suddenly become a billionaire tommorrow, Your still the same person. No one knows who you are yet and no one questions how you became a billionaire, your billions remain untaxed and the government is just ok with this. So what do you do?

If a super giga mega billionaire I’d do everything I could to buy Reddit and YouTube to restore free speech.

Those sites may be so expensive now I might need to make friends with other billionaires and partner up with them to make it happen but that’s perhaps the very first thing that I would do.

Then I’d do the same home setup as Ryo and then I’d hire a personal trainer and chef to get me in top shape for life using either the Precision Nutrition + Metabolism Advantage program by Dr. John Berardi or the 300 workout program by Atlean X a famous fitness youtuber combined with the John Berardi precision nutrition meal plan.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Hire gigastacys to impregnate and have my kids then fake my own death and leave the country

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Buy Reddit then turn it into stormfront

 

[THULSA COON]

I’d also hire a team of talented video game programmers to make me my own private Legend of Zelda games that would basically be the true successors to Zelda: LTTP and OOT as they would use the classic Zelda formula of arcade combat + light RPG elements and do away with Aonuma’s puzzle based boring dog slop.

If I had to move to China for a couple of years to have this done I’d gladly do it since the Zelda series was a major cope and source of comfort for me before the hack Aonuma came along and fucking ruined it and gayed it up with shitty graphics and gameplay.

If possible I’d even have them released on the Pirate Bay and any other torrent sites so younger gamers can experience what a modern Zelda game is supposed to be like and begin to understand why Aonuma should be fired as well the type of Zelda game they should begin demanding from Nintendo once again.

 

[Krobus]

I’d also hire a team of talented video game programmers to make me my own private Legend of Zelda games that would basically be the true successors to Zelda: LTTP and OOT as they would use the classic Zelda formula of arcade combat + light RPG elements and do away with Aonuma’s puzzle based boring dog slop.

This but with mario galaxy 3

 

[Anarcho Nihilist]

You suddenly become a billionaire tommorrow, Your still the same person. No one knows who you are yet and no one questions how you became a billionaire, your billions remain untaxed and the government is just ok with this. So what do you do?

I will create my own personal army of at least 10,000 soldiers. Estates, cars, and money in bank account don't give you anything - if some bandit or the state wants to take them away from you, it will take them away, because without thousands of loyal guns in front of the government's monster Leviathan, you are a drop compared to the ocean.

 

[Incedel]

Create a government lobby to lobby against women's right. Open a shell corporation to sponsor islamist anti-woman militants in the middle east

 

[Trident]

my own personal army of at least 10,000 soldiers.

without thousands of loyal guns in front of the government's monster Leviathan, you are a drop compared to the ocean.

not that hard to infiltrate and turn some of them against you.

 

[user]

pay for surgeries to every user on .is

 

[Wumbus]

Buy Reddit then turn it into stormfront

based

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

First thing that crossed my mind is plastic surgeries. I wanna look like one of those Kpop fag prettyboys so I can appeal to the JB's and younger adult women.

Then I'd anonymously donate to random causes such as supporting orphanages, shelters for homeless people and stray animals. I'd even show support to the .is staff, while I'd do luxury item giveaways and gifts to the users.

Then I will open 2 internet gaming cafes.

All I'd keep for myself is 1 milion (which is still a shitload of $$$ to me), while living a humble and modest life. Greed and lust for money does terrible stuff to people.