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Discussion What punishment would you inflict on IT members?

What punishment would you inflict on IT members?

  • Perpetual Poverty: All IT members are instantly destitute and lose all their money

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • Just Shower Bro: All IT members now have an SMV of 1/10 and are 5 feet tall

    Votes: 11 35.5%
  • Lie In Your Bed: All IT members are magically unable to access any internet site except IT, forever

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • Always Following: All IT members are tracked by an immortal snail that kills on contact

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fragile Much?: All IT members are instantly 2x more susceptible to all diseases

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fortnite: All IT members are stranded on a remote and barren island with no way off

    Votes: 4 12.9%
  • Call Of The Wild: All animals are permenantly hostile to all IT members

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • My Wish For You: All IT members receive a monkey's paw that is secretly cursed

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • The Darkness: All IT members are haunted by supernatural entities at night and may never sleep well

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • In His Honor: All IT members are enslaved to build the world's largest statue, which is of St Hamudi

    Votes: 9 29.0%

  • Total voters
    31
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Let us now imagine a purely hypothetical scenario in which we are going discuss a fantastical setting of punishing the generic group of redditfags on IT. In Minecraft.

One day you buy a used lamp at a yard sale or consignment store, and when you bring the lamp home you rub it. Out of the lamp pops a genie, but this kind of genie is a very specific "punishment genie" that specializes in punishing your adversaries, in this case, Reddit IT members. He allows you to pick ONE (1) option out of his selection, which he will then inflict upon all members of IT in the world as punishment for their transgressions. The catch is, he cannot actually physically harm them in the direct sense, since he is only a punishment genie.
 
Nothing. maybe a good stock portfolio. I wish all the above for all incels.is members however
 
Just Shower Bro: All IT members now have an SMV of 1/10 and are 5 feet tall :yes:

While there are a lot of good options, I feel like giving them a taste of their own medicine would be the best punishment. It would be funny to see them become subhumans and have them experience all the bullshit bluepill advice that doesn't work :feelsPop:
 
Into the pajeet pit
 
Animal one would be cool.
 

Lie In Your Bed: All IT members are magically unable to access any internet site except IT, forever

Finally getting the internet back to its former glory would make me sooo happy!
 
Let us now imagine a purely hypothetical scenario in which we are going discuss a fantastical setting of punishing the generic group of redditfags on IT. In Minecraft.

One day you buy a used lamp at a yard sale or consignment store, and when you bring the lamp home you rub it. Out of the lamp pops a genie, but this kind of genie is a very specific "punishment genie" that specializes in punishing your adversaries, in this case, Reddit IT members. He allows you to pick ONE (1) option out of his selection, which he will then inflict upon all members of IT in the world as punishment for their transgressions. The catch is, he cannot actually physically harm them in the direct sense, since he is only a punishment genie.
Building Saint Hamudi statue.
 
I would say make them live as subhumans but a lot of them already are subhumans
 
To be tied to a torture chair while getting tortured and a voice tells them "Just free yourself bro and quit complaining"
 
Based poll, I choose the right option. As I do look like Gargamel, I would use my darkest warlock magic to make them experience a whole life of an ugly, short, deathnic.
 
Count every grain of sand in the Sahara desert
 
MKULTRA tier brainwashing program to make them blackpilled
 

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