Discussion What punishment would you inflict on IT members?

[SnakeCel]

Let us now imagine a purely hypothetical scenario in which we are going discuss a fantastical setting of punishing the generic group of redditfags on IT. In Minecraft.

One day you buy a used lamp at a yard sale or consignment store, and when you bring the lamp home you rub it. Out of the lamp pops a genie, but this kind of genie is a very specific "punishment genie" that specializes in punishing your adversaries, in this case, Reddit IT members. He allows you to pick ONE (1) option out of his selection, which he will then inflict upon all members of IT in the world as punishment for their transgressions. The catch is, he cannot actually physically harm them in the direct sense, since he is only a punishment genie.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

Nothing. maybe a good stock portfolio. I wish all the above for all incels.is members however

 

[SnakeCel]

Nothing. maybe a good stock portfolio. I wish all the above for all incels.is members however

That wasn't an option.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

Nothing. maybe a good stock portfolio. I wish all the above for all incels.is members however

double it up and give it all to @Diddilium

 

[Ricecel Sungnodius]

I wish all the above for all incels.is members however

 

[FastBlast]

Nothing. maybe a good stock portfolio. I wish all the above for all incels.is members however

What did we ever do yo you?

 

[captchawaffen]

Nothing. maybe a good stock portfolio. I wish all the above for all incels.is members however

 

[FastBlast]

Just Shower Bro: All IT members now have an SMV of 1/10 and are 5 feet tall

While there are a lot of good options, I feel like giving them a taste of their own medicine would be the best punishment. It would be funny to see them become subhumans and have them experience all the bullshit bluepill advice that doesn't work

 

[Yournotcold0]

Nothing. maybe a good stock portfolio. I wish all the above for all incels.is members however

 

[nazianime]

Into the pajeet pit

 

[Rampagecel]

Animal one would be cool.

 

[Poopless One]

Lie In Your Bed: All IT members are magically unable to access any internet site except IT, forever​

Finally getting the internet back to its former glory would make me sooo happy!