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Discussion You become a billionaire tommorrow what would you do?

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You suddenly become a billionaire tommorrow, Your still the same person. No one knows who you are yet and no one questions how you became a billionaire, your billions remain untaxed and the government is just ok with this. So what do you do?
 
- Quit my job and go to Thailand
- Buy every flashlight
- Buy giga gaming PC
 
Buy oil tankers
 
doomsday bunker with 100s of sex slaves
 
I would bribe abortion clinics to not abort babies
 
Hire escorts, get plastic surgery, move to a nice area and buy myself a nice house and buy myself whatever the fuck I want.
 
I would bribe abortion clinics to not abort babies

Big Brain Crypto GIF
 
I would also invest in the semiconductor industry
 
- stop working
- pay off all loans
- buy an ok car
- buy my own place in a secluded area, in either US or Japan
- guy giga PC and every console + exclusives
- donate money to people who havent wronged me in life
- buy merch of favorite things
- buy all different kinds and ages of sex dolls
- commission art / hentai from all my favorite artists
:feelscomfy:
 
Go live innawoods and NEET forever away from normaloid society.
 
Give them to my family and kill myself.
 
Buy a luxurious home by the ocean, then start a software company and swoop all the talent in the industry to make the best game of all times.
 
give money to some brocels here who need it
 
Buy some niggas that manage my wealth for me, network with other billionaires, make a fuck ton of money, buy everything I want, fuck over people that have wronged me and fuck all the bitches I can at said billionaire networking functions.
 
Travel, eat, fuck, spend, repeat. When the money gets low I’d buy drugs for a quick, painless and easy death.
 
Hire escorts, get plastic surgery, move to a nice area and buy myself a nice house and buy myself whatever the fuck I want.
Basically this.

There's nothing more I could get out of my life.
 
I would bribe abortion clinics to not abort babies
Why? So chads kid can live and take from the system to grow sup and hate us. Nah fuck that let women kill chads kids and keep money for neetcels
 
Why? So chads kid can live and take from the system to grow sup and hate us. Nah fuck that let women kill chads kids and keep money for neetcels
Considering how most toilets are insane they will probably kill their children later on anyway lol it has happened many times as well in history, it's just to add to their misery
 
Considering how most toilets are insane they will probably kill their children later on anyway lol it has happened many times as well in the past, it's just to add to their misery
Exactly. Even if they don’t I would rather some women who hate us never have the joy of being a parent like us. I don’t want them breeding
 
Exactly. Even if they don’t I would rather some women who hate us never have the joy of being a parent like us. I don’t want them breeding
They can fuck whoever they want and have kids whenever they want that is the brutal truth
 
They can fuck whoever they want and have kids whenever they want that is the brutal truth
Ik but I hope some women get brainwashed into not having them and regret it later. It’s rare but happens
 
Since I am forever indebted to the BLACKPILL, I would give ALL you brocels (non-greycels) as well as our MODs at least a couple million each. :blackpill:
 
Buy a house, make a massive private library, build a top-notch gaming pc, buy a high tier telescope, buy a BMW. Deposit 80% of the remaining in a bank and invest 20%.
 
Literally nothing lol

Buy a house and a few nice cars I guess.

Then id say i invest most of it into NVDA and IONQ I guess.

Plastic surgery maybe?
 
Use the money to the space race
 
You suddenly become a billionaire tommorrow, Your still the same person. No one knows who you are yet and no one questions how you became a billionaire, your billions remain untaxed and the government is just ok with this. So what do you do?
Get all the surgeries I need from the best surgeons and buy a house and a car. My life would be getting up, eating quality breakfast (fried eggs), red meat for lunch and chicken for dinner. I'd just workout and do my hobby (hobbies now that I have the time). Then get a hooker if I feel like it now that I can get the best. Travel once in a while but not too often.
 
Buy a nuke and drop it on Israel
 
I would buy a few cars and house and just sit there without being disturbed by annoying piece of shit retard cattle people and just live my life and when I feel like it I'll get in my cars and go to a mall or something and buy food and clothes and whatever and a new phone or laptop and maybe try and talk to a girl that doesn't look retarded and see if I can fix my situation with all my money and the confidence and freedom it can give me and if not then it's ok I'll just be alone I don't really care anymore I just want to escape annoying nigger people
 
Get away from my shit family and never speak with them again
 
You suddenly become a billionaire tommorrow, Your still the same person. No one knows who you are yet and no one questions how you became a billionaire, your billions remain untaxed and the government is just ok with this. So what do you do?
get double LL
 
create a private bank with US and japanese branches to capitalize on visa and mastercard's cuckout of the hentai market. EZ 10+ billion dollar return there in the next 15 years
 
Theres no amount of money in the world. I would still wake up the same man.
 
Give every bro here, above blue, a $100usd Amazon gift card.
 
Become an investor and multiply my wealth. Then, when I am of age, I would probably run for President of the United States. Outside of business and political activities, I would spend a lot of money on estates, cars, firearms and historical artifacts. I would also build several doomsday bunkers for myself and start my own private PMC company to act as my security service.
 
Don't worry about it, I will die in poverty :feelsokman:
 
All in for VTI and move to Monaco to dodge the tax.
 
@LeFrenchCel would probably use the money for good as I would too unlike all the other richfags like Elon Musk.

Too bad moral rich people only exist in fiction, Batman series being an example.
 
Buy bitcoins & properties
 
- quit college
- rent a decent-sized apartment
- buy a gaming pc
- buy tons of meat to eat everyday
- LDAR every day till I die
 
It depends on how many billions I have.

Obviously either way, my personal life wouldn't be different. I'd quit my job, never have to work again, have a house built from the ground up in an area thats as remote as possible without sacrificing good internet, buy all the anti-aging meds and supplements I want, get all the cosmetic surgery I want, fund research in anti-aging.

That's all I would do if I were a lesser billionaire. Now if I were a greater billionaire (have 50+ billion) then you're talking about an amount of money they could potentially change the world/society. My goal would be to advance anti-aging science and AI as much as possible. I would consult with some top researchers in these fields to figure out the most efficient way to do this.
 
buy a Hermes jump suit
 
-get a gastric bypass surgery 360 liposuction and tummy tuck surgery
-get hair transplant
-get face fat removal surgery if its possible for me to get a decent jawline
-buy a giga gaming PC
-escortmax with a gigastacey
-move out of parents house to live in my own small decent sized house idc for a mansion as long as i dont have neighbors
 
@LeFrenchCel would probably use the money for good as I would too unlike all the other richfags like Elon Musk.

Too bad moral rich people only exist in fiction, Batman series being an example.
Gonna use the billions to create a marxist-rodgerist political party and get elected
 
First thing would be to move away from this shitty flat and buy a nice isolated house far away from low IQ low class neighbours. Then I would be able to rot in peace for life.
 
Nothing, I have everything i need, Except coochie tho :cryfeels:
 
Donate my money to a women's shelters. We live in a patriarchy and they need it much more than I do.
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 

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