SuicideFuel You aren't even allowed to drive on your own as an incel

theundeadburg

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Just got pulled over today because of my facial uglyness.

Life is ropefuel for incels.
 
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they want us dead
we cant give up
 
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You can drive a van, though

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The driver licence pill strikes again.
 
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Just drive a Dodge hERo Caravan bro.

In Minecraft of course. Kekk.
 
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go Euro Truck Simulator 2
 
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Cuyen said:
You can drive a van, though

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Fakecel if you drive anything else than van or black bmw
 
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truecels dont have their license
 
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Chad can get away with drunk driving
It's over
 
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in after LastGerman
 
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i can drive tbh
 
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I make living by driving cars almost all day. Luckily I don’t need to interact with other human beings.
 
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LastGerman said:
The driver licence pill strikes again.
we keep getting mogged bro
 
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Take the drivers license pill
 
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ruvelyy said:
I make living by driving cars almost all day.

Dream job...
 
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i have my doubts about this
 
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LastGerman said:
Dream job...

i work for a car rental company and i bring cars to hotels. I’m forced to see those european whores and chads having fun kissing each other and the worst part is I’m wagecucking them to make their trip more enjoyable, getting closER though :feelzez:
 
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ruvelyy said:
I’m forced to see those european whores and chads having fun kissing each other

Ohh, that is not so great... You should have destroyed them.
 
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LastGerman said:
The driver licence pill strikes again.
I'll never get my license
 
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Vermilioncore said:
I'll never get my license

It looks like I will never get it as well, since they did not call me back for practical driving lessons. It is over for us. Once you missed a certain point in your life, you will be always seen as some toddler. No one will take you seriously anymore (if you are a man).
 
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LastGerman said:
It is over for us. Once you missed a certain point in your life, you will be always seen as some toddler. No one will take you seriously anymore (if you are a man).
we got left behind
 
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TheSecondComing said:
we got left behind

And there is no way to recover from this. That is the most brutal thing ever.
 
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LastGerman said:
The driver licence pill strikes again.
I'm still in the process of getting my own, i can't be mogged by my sister in this regard any longer.
 
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WawelDragon1683 said:
i can't be mogged by my sister in this regard any longer.

Mogged by his own female relatives. It is so over. Soonish you cannot be mogged by females in this regard. Finally... I wish I would have my driver licence, so no female is able to mogg me anymore. But unfortunately it will not happen any soonish.
 
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LastGerman said:
I wish I would have my driver licence, so no female is able to mogg me anymore. But unfortunately it will not happen any soonish.
It will take me couple more months, until then i remain cucked by the driver license havers.
 
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WawelDragon1683 said:
It will take me couple more months, until then i remain cucked by the driver license havers.

 
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Why exactly did they pull you over?
 
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PPEcel said:
Why exactly did they pull you over?
To check driver's license.
 
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theundeadburg said:
To check driver's license.

Huh? That's so weird. They just pull random people over for no reason?
 
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A lot of cops were in my area yesterday searching for something or patrolling. I was on a trail and they were driving slowly past the trail I was on until they spotted me. They then stopped their car and stared at me for 15 seconds. Like wtf. I needed to piss in the bushes too so I was just thinking fuck off already. I guess there had been some burglary or something in the area. Of course they suspect high t ogre. I was just out getting ready to do cardio.
 
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PPEcel said:
Huh? That's so weird. They just pull random people over for no reason?
Yeah, it seems like they generally pull over alone incel-looking people.
 
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theundeadburg said:
Yeah, it seems like they generally pull over alone incel-looking people.

ugly = up to no good