Experiment You are made dictator of your country, what do you do in your first months in office?

[DonkeyPunch]

Deport everyone who is not white

Ban drugs and execute repeat offenders

Ban every religion other than Christianity and make attendance at church mandatory under penalty of a fine

Sterilize everyone who makes less than 100k a year

Incentivize breeding for high class whites especially those of Nordic/Germanic stock

Level every ghetto/low income urban area and turn them into parks, malls, museums, upscale condo complexes etc.

Ban all social media and dating/hook up sites

Ban liberalism/feminism and immediately imprison or execute anybody who espouses those beliefs.

Make exercise mandatory in schools and set a high bar for physical performance e.g. every 8th grader must run a mile in under 7 minutes to be able to go on to the 9th grade. Or something like that.

 

[JJtheIncel]

Pee on michelle obama and trumps wife while him and barack watch

 

[jerrycan dan]

Perform diplomatic 5D chess so Trump will let my country built nukes to safeguard "democracy" (I'd keep it on paper) against China, discretely purge military staff like Obama did so I get people who will follow the most absolutely retarded orders instead of 1/16th Torres Strait Islander transwomen in the infantry, instate steps towards UBI, enact the most cucked legislation possible (expand definition of sexual harassment, eliminate any sort of baby bonus, enact that proposed UK law that stops people from "harassing" politicians online, lower restrictions for major corporations so they do more here while expanding welfare for bogans so they don't get angry) , open borders to quintillions of Third Worlders (but only the ones who will actually get jobs so the welfare legislation doesn't backfire too hard, work visas with a new path to citizenship), launch referendum to abolish constitutional monarchy (which will succeed if I don't make it too obvious if it's a power-grab) so I can become the leader of a presidential republic with executive power.

After that try to somehow fan flames of global conflict (egg on US in the middle east by pledging retarded amounts of support, participating in Trump's trade wars, wait for Trump to get succeeded by a neocon or neolib in 2024 who hates Russia so I can help participate in their diplomatic shit-flings with Russia) until I get an excuse, using my executive power, to randomly launch nukes at China and China launches nukes at all of its Western rivals, including my country, because it doesn't want to get geopolitically mogged after losing Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou to nuclear attacks and the CCP don't give a fuck about dead Americans. Following that America nukes every country it doesn't like, Russia nukes every country it doesn't like, India and Pakistan probably tard rage at eachother as nuclear winter destroys food production for billions, and the Middle East collapses with no foreign powers to prop it up. Latin America and Africa get taken over by thugmaxxed warlords, social media has been all but destroyed by global nuclear conflict, and nuclear war has disrupted the atmosphere enough to destroy harvests globally. The digital revolution, the green revolution and the industrial revolution all get undone in short order. mass-alienation, the reduction of human autonomy and eventual human obsolescence from industrial society pushed back centuries.

 

[Life Wasted]

Bang every Stacy in the country.
Nuke Los Angeles.

This is the only correct answer.

I'd take it a step further and nuke any of these big, liberal infested cities but LA would be the first to go.

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

Make the income tax 0% and remove tinder, twitter, reddit, and feminism from existence

 

[St. Incel]

Firstly, Re-establish the Umayyad caliphate. I would thereafter conquer the horn of Africa, Sudan and Egypt, as to give me a favourable position regarding the eventual invasion of the zionist entity. Iran I would conquer in Generalplan Ost style, however instead of ethnic cleansing I would religiously cleanse Iran from Shiites and re-populate it with Sunnis. Finally, I would wage war with the Zionist entity and by extension the United State of America. I would then either perish gallantly or, if Allah appropiates his mercy to me, conquer the world.