I would tell hem that I'm an incel too but probably he would have noticed already and he would spare me lol
Serious You are in school and an Incel from Incels.me is going ER in your school, how would u convince him to NOT kill you?
Maycel! You're just slaughtering people randomly for attention. Fucking fakecel. BTW, I left school 33 years ago, there's not much to be gained by killing me. Unless you've worked out that I'm the pervert who drilled the hole in the wall of the showers. I would have gotten away with it if he wasn't for you meddling kids.
I swear I had this exact thread idea in my head for the past week but never got around to posting it. And now it's got 50+ replies. Good job, OP.
He'd just say fuck you fakecel or something and shoot me
I would pretend to be a normie so he kills me.
Scream that I'm Kointo. You're not an incel if you don't know @Kointo
Hahahah tbh he is probably the most popular incel on this forum
Tbh id think u are chad and would kill you instantly if i was the shooter.
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I'd start shouting as much incelspeak as possible and hope for the better.
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I would laugh like Tyrone and ask him to join me at the incelcon mansion so we can fuck sloots and get high on baking soda
"COPE! COPE! COPE!"
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Id ask him to throw me a gun. He'd be so shocked Id have to yell it again:
"THROW ME A GUN QUEER! IM ON YOUR SIDE!"
He would instantly be down and we would rampage together. Then he'd probably suicide or get killed. Id turn myself in at the first sight of cops. Id kill people within that time. Then Id claim he made me do it or I had no choice. I get the pity vote, no jail time, and security cameras dont have voice so nobody knows what I said. Who is going to believe him? Then I get away with murder and get it out of my system while still not going to jail. Haha Ive thought of this scenario a long time. Sort of like rape scenarios. You cant fuck a drunk girl while being sober but if you have alcohol in your system it is okay to sodomzize her and blame the liquor you both drank.
"THROW ME A GUN QUEER! IM ON YOUR SIDE!"
He would instantly be down and we would rampage together. Then he'd probably suicide or get killed. Id turn myself in at the first sight of cops. Id kill people within that time. Then Id claim he made me do it or I had no choice. I get the pity vote, no jail time, and security cameras dont have voice so nobody knows what I said. Who is going to believe him? Then I get away with murder and get it out of my system while still not going to jail. Haha Ive thought of this scenario a long time. Sort of like rape scenarios. You cant fuck a drunk girl while being sober but if you have alcohol in your system it is okay to sodomzize her and blame the liquor you both drank.
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Say "it's over for high schoolcels" and then he'd get the reference and leave me alone.
IN THE NAME OF ST BLACKOPESCEL DONT SHOOT
"Blackpill is real, I am supreme gentleman!"
Say to him: praise saint elliot and saint black ops 2 cel. It's over buddy boyo. JFL if you're not schoolshootermaxxxing in 2018
I would want him to kill me
I've been waiting for that "situation" that will be theoretically avoidable but, at the same time, unavoidable if you don't react (i.e. being ran over by a truck/bus, being shot by some sperg, getting mangled by a falling object etc.) to wipe away my consciousness and take me out of this fucking body without the remorse of suicide for nearly a decade now. If anything, I might pretend to be retarded and dash in his line of fire, hoping for the best.
"DON'T SHOOT, COPING SUBHUMAN MISALIGNED PHILTRUM RECESSED CHIN GO ER JFL ROASTIES FAKECEL MOGS ME"
Guaranteed survival
"THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!! HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT!!!!"
Unless it ends in his suicide, I'd might say something like, "May you enjoy the hybristophiliacs."
This is a normie meme.
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"COPEEEEE, dude. COOOOOPPPPPEEEEE!!!!"
I won't convince him. If he kills me, he'll free me from all my sufferings. I'll find salvation. He'll be doing god's work tbh tbh.
Start praying to St. ER and St. Blckops2cel.
I would allow him to
I would praise Saint Elliot, in the hopes that he would spare me...but if that fails, at least I'll finally be free from My Twisted World.
Wear a fast banana tee.
In germany all the school shooteres only targeted specific groups.
And because there are no gay incels im fine.
And because there are no gay incels im fine.
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I would recite the prayer of St. BlackOps2Cel
I think I'd just approach him and shout "I know of the Blackpill!" and hope for the best.
"I have tiny wrist"
Probably something along the lines of telling him to shoot me in the head.
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I would WANT him to kill me.
Don't ER me Bro!
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I'd kill him and be praised as a hero and and become the ultimate badass. That would be so Alpha I don't think anyone has actually killed a school shooter in self defense before. I would then use my new status in life to fuck stacies and manipulate normies into giving me money.
id probably book it because he would mistake me as normiescum.
tell him to visit eppley to surgerymaxx
I'd let him kill me. I just don't have the balls to end it myself. At least that way i wouldn't have to cope anymore.
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Hmm. Current me or high school me?
Current me has decent training so I would probably act on instinct. Since it's a school I suppose I'm unarmed? Yeah... Escape and evade as soon as I heard the first shot. Basically, he'd never find me. I'm not a hero, I like staying alive and unperforated.
Highschool me but with knowledge of incels subculture? I'd yell something like "it's over broyo" or COPE. Or, shit, maybe "FAST BANANA"!! This is why we should agree on unobtrusive "secret incel handshake" that doesn't reference inceldom terms or any Islamic terrorism bullshit.
Current me has decent training so I would probably act on instinct. Since it's a school I suppose I'm unarmed? Yeah... Escape and evade as soon as I heard the first shot. Basically, he'd never find me. I'm not a hero, I like staying alive and unperforated.
Highschool me but with knowledge of incels subculture? I'd yell something like "it's over broyo" or COPE. Or, shit, maybe "FAST BANANA"!! This is why we should agree on unobtrusive "secret incel handshake" that doesn't reference inceldom terms or any Islamic terrorism bullshit.
Since he is an incel he can't do anything so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I would say: "Curry Zyros."
You will be the most hated person in incels.is buddy boyo
I won't do anything, I'll let him shoot me.
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I would ask to join, saying we are both disciples of Saint Eliot Rogers. It would be the best (and only great) day of my life, for the chad humiliation and the loneliness would both end. If he does not kill me, I would be so happy to shoot all the disgusting chads and stacys at my old and current class. Imagine all the blood in the floor, in the windows, the news saying: "medical graduate student murders a whole college of future doctors and becomes "an hero". They mock me; I just want to graduate and buy me a wife, but those idiotic scunbags laugh at my mentalcel and autistic behaviors while fucking 4 stacys per week. They cheat on their tests and mock me with their grades; they are making my life hell, I am so lonely I want to die. My family is 2000 km away from me, I only have 2 friends, but one is fucking the master chad and the other one fucks random chadlites. I fear I could even go ER alone. I really pray for some other incel from here to go ER.
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