Serious You are in school and an Incel from Incels.me is going ER in your school, how would u convince him to NOT kill you?

[droktaar]

He could also shoot me in the head and I would be happy.

 

[June3cel2]

All he would have to do is look me in the eyes to know I am his brethren. Anyway even if he does shoot me, I hope it's over quick. Wouldn't be too bad because it's like a nice long sleep full of no BS.

 

[inunotaisho]

I'd strip naked and show him, I'm fat, 5'6 and hairy, lots of hair on my back. "I'm genetically inferior, please kill me!"

 

[JackAutismo]

Would join in and then masturbate over a Stacy as it takes its last breaths (no school shooter has done that previously).

 

[doktordoom]

jfl at not joining him in massacring normies

 

[allbluee]

I'd strip naked and show him, I'm fat, 5'6 and hairy, lots of hair on my back. "I'm genetically inferior, please kill me!"

Hahahahha

Would join in and then masturbate over a Stacy as it takes its last breaths (no school shooter has done that previously).

Well, you would be definetely go viral in incels.is

 

[What the fuck]

Why would you put the [SERIOUS] label if most on answers are jokes man?.Want a straight one?.Just tell the guy your life is crap and you are suffering like a dog.You are having a shitty life most of days depressed.
You think the shooter will make you the favour to end your suffering?.Maybe yes or maybe not.Maybe he would think FUCK HIM,HE IS ALREADY SUFFERING,I'M GONNA LET HIM SUFFER.HE IS A MOTHERFUCKER MISERABLE.
You got it?.Let's be honest here,most of people here doesn't want to die so i don't get why the "thug life" answers like "i would join him,i would let him kill me,i would scream ELLIOT".
Come on,some of you are damn fakecels.Assholes.
Who the hell brought the pepe frog emoticons?.Wanna be serious op?.Just don't use those damn emojis.They are pitiful.

 

[P-Chan]

Hmm somthing like
Long live the incel revolution
or
i knwo that feel bro

Or better, death to the chads and normies reeeeeeeeee

 

[Colly]

He'd know I'm an ally

 

[allbluee]

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He'd know I'm an ally

Where can i buy this tbh tbh

 

[TomathonClancy]

Seriously. Let's say you are in class and an ugly schooter enters your class and is killing all your class mates. You are the last one alive in the room. What would you tell him to NOT kill you?

1. Option: I'd probably play the: " kill me, i am blackpilled anyway and i have nothing to lose" game, in order to convince him to not kill me, because he would feel emphaty for you and would see you as a brother. If he was a good incel with heart he wouln't kill his blackpilled Incel friend tbh.

2. Option: Or I'd just scream very loud "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "
and hope that he understands my inceldom language

Pretty interesting scenario tbh

I’d take out my phone and show him this account

 

[allbluee]

I’d take out my phone and show him this account

He would kill you because you are a maycel

 

[Izayacel]

ha its over now then huh?
thats what youve done trashciety, created another monstrum, it wasnt me but he should have his outbreak
i will enjoy the show

 

[Newbie17]

He would kill you because you are a maycel

Kek

 

[dankascholon]

"STOP im st2cels disciple"

 

[What the fuck]

I'd step in front of him and let him kill me.

So,you think is funny to have a jsanza29 picture called GROTESQUE???.Just asking pal.

 

[Bagelcel]

IN THE NAME OF ST BLACKOPESCEL DONT SHOOT

 

[Newbite]

i wouldnt

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I'd've befriended him in the first place since we share much in common and i'd bribe the authorities for cash in exchange of vital imformation, running double agent game, preventing the shooting while reaping the benefits of providing information to the popo.

 

[diogenes]

Attempt to coax him into letting me join him, but then I turn on him and shoot him in the back of the head (so he dies not feeling betrayed). Then I become a worldwide known hero, get a book deal, money, and probably female attraction.

 

[Evildoer]

and probably female attraction.

Lol, you won't. Attention, but not attraction.

 

[diogenes]

Lol, you won't. Attention, but not attraction.

Attention would bring in the money at least. I can live incel, but not poorcel.

 

[Evildoer]

Attention would bring in the money at least. I can live incel, but not poorcel.

Yeah, i wish i was rich too. One problem less. Richcels have it insanely easy, compared to us, yet still complaining here.

 

[Darthmat]

Punch him in the face. If he comes here he can't aim for shit and one punch will be enough to make him sperg out so I can run away.

 

[Dungcel]

You are almost 7ft tall and got beat up by a homeless person?

Am soo done

The bigger they are...

 

[Rotunda]

I’d shout COOOOOOOPE as loud as possible.

 

[Dekim]

 

[Mik_TFL]

He'd just look at my face and say "OMFG it's over", He'd probably ask me if I don't want to do any of the dead girls while the bodies are still warm

 

[Indari]

whip out my glock that I carry on me at all times in case I ever feel like going ER and shoot his head off

 

[AfrikanCel]

I wouldn't say anything. Inhib is too high.

 

[Fungi]

i would let him kill me

 

[TheNEET]

LDAR and tell him that going ER is a cope, it's over

 

[Nemo9065]

I'm not sure if i would care enough.