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Serious You are in school and an Incel from Incels.me is going ER in your school, how would u convince him to NOT kill you?

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Seriously. Let's say you are in class and an ugly schooter enters your class and is killing all your class mates. You are the last one alive in the room. What would you tell him to NOT kill you?

1. Option: I'd probably play the: " kill me, i am blackpilled anyway and i have nothing to lose" game, in order to convince him to not kill me, because he would feel emphaty for you and would see you as a brother. If he was a good incel with heart he wouln't kill his blackpilled Incel friend tbh.

2. Option: Or I'd just scream very loud "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree: "
and hope that he understands my inceldom language

Pretty interesting scenario tbh

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''i'm 5'6 bro, i am already dead''
 
I'd probably shout "I'm from Incels.me!" and hope for the best.
 
Scream "incels.is" and "elliot rodger"
 
Take out my gun and begin going ER alongside him

Player 2 Has Joined The Game
 
''i'm 5'6 bro, i am already dead''

What if the shooter is @knajjd who is 4 inches shorter than you and would wish to be at your height? He would kill you tbh
 
i would let him kill me
 
We would already have been friends and gone out like Eric and Dylan. No convincing needed. I was always friends with the biggest losers in school
 
Kill him first. I don't want to be alive, but I'm not letting someone else put me down like that.
 
There is no potential incel among those whom i treated bad, i think
 
Didn't we just have this thread?

Anyway, I wouldn't stop him at all; I'd be lucky to be killed. Or hey I may even join in on his rampage.
 
Take me to ghandi heaven
 
I could only have hoped for someone going ER when I was at high school or college. I would raise my arms and sing hallelujah.
 
"We're fellow countrymen of Incelistan, Let me go ER one day too!"
 
I'd probably play the: " kill me, i am blackpilled anyway and i have nothing to lose" game, in order to convince him to not kill me, because he would feel emphaty for you and would see you as a brother. If he was a good incel with heart he wouln't kill his blackpilled Incel friend tbh.
Lol stupidest thing I saw today, if you are serious.
He would blow you away without a second thought, and he'd do so thinking he's doing you a favour.

These guys are going for high score kill counts, don't ever forget.
 
Tell him Im a KHHHV
 
just be sub 5
 
lol no way he would spare me, im 6'7. no matter what i say he will shoot me
 
You don't.
You accept the sweet release of death with open arms.
 
I’d tell him where everyone’s hiding. And he would not kill me because i would be wearing fast banana apparel. :feelsokman:
 
The dude has the gun, its over. Especially if you're a fakecel
 
I’d tell him where everyone’s hiding. And he would not kill me because i would be wearing fast banana apparel. :feelsokman:

>And he would not kill me because i would be wearing fast banana apparel.

Make this guy super admin @SergeantIncel
 
i would knock him out grab the gun and shoot him then go ER myself
 
You are almost 7ft tall and got beat up by a homeless person?

Am soo done :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
i was sitting down when he sucker punched me, after that i got up and pushed him off. the homeless man was ~ 6'3 anyway
 
I'd step in front of him and let him kill me.
 
I would just yell "It's over for Greekcels!!"
But then he might ER me for reminding him of Gambler clogging up the board lmao
 
Ask for an autograph, and hope for the best.
 
I would just yell "It's over for Greekcels!!"
But then he might ER me for reminding him of Gambler clogging up the board lmao

You're lucky if the Shooter is Gambler Fan.


..or Gambler himself
 
"Stop! If you shoot me, it's over." :feelzez:
 
I'd say, "don't shoot me, buddy boyo."
 
he could kill me tbh
 
convince him to put down the gun and run away with me so we can live out the rest of our lives as gaycoper faggots
 

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