It's Over Yesterday was Ascension Day

[SupremeFroggy]

But not for us.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

 

[Darth Aquarius]

I wonder how many men on earth lost their virginity yesterday

 

[Jar Jar Binks]

I remember back when people would talk about women giving pity sex to men and I thought that even if I didn't manage to find a relationship I still might eventually lose my virginity to a foid giving me pity sex

Now I know that pity sex only exists for normies, oofy doofies and betabuxxers because foids are incapable of feeling empathy for us

No pity sex for your face