News [WW3 HAS STARTED 1 MINUTE AGO] Reports of HEAVY SHELLING against South Korean military along the DMZ/38th parallel

[Asgard]

 

[Asgard]

EVACUATE ALL CITIES. GO INTO YOUR BASEMENTS.

 

[Asgard]

THE TIME IS NOW. Proceed, Chairman Jinping!

 

[EsIstVorbei]

Finally my existance will end lmao

 

[Mortis]

1 TRILLION ALREADY DEAD AS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE CONFLICT.

DONALD TRUMP TO BE SWORN IN AS GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND.

 

[Zetta]

Seeing that in the news would be like love at first sight. I'd have a cacophony of butterflies in my stomach.

 

[Asgard]

1 TRILLION ALREADY DEAD AS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE CONFLICT.

DONALD TRUMP TO BE SWORN IN AS GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND.

The reunification of Korea is beginning this night.

 

[Asgard]

Seeing that in the news would be like love at first sight.

The 3-day war has begun.

 

[Norville Wood]

Ohhh

 

[Asgard]

Ohhh

There are reports of paratroopers invading urbanizations close to Seoul.

 

[Mango]

DONALD TRUMP TO BE SWORN IN AS GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND

q

trvst the plqn

 

[Asgard]

Not a single news story about this, probably because it’s BS

I live in Pyongyang, so I don't really know what you're talking about.

 

[Asgard]

Okay then how come not a single news source has picked up the story

Because this is a psy-op strategy of mine. And yes, the reunification of Korea is non-negotiable: we believe in it. I will tell you something: there are RUMOURS coming from the Chinese. That's all I'm gonna say, but something's about to happen (soon).

 

[kay']

I live in Pyongyang, so I don't really know what you're talking about.

BRUTAL PYONGYANG PILL

 

[based_meme]

MAN SHUT UP WITH THIS RANDOM ADRELANINE SPIKING

You're aging faster just by being here.

 

[cunnylover69]

hopefully north korea will singlehandedly solve the fertility crisis in the south.

 

[Socio Cynical]

Holy shit Trump sisters I'm literally Qooming

 

[rhodie]

I got excited for a second... omnicide is a dream

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Bitches love a good hard missile launch.

 

[ERaser]

I got excited for a second... omnicide is a dream

You should have known upon seeing the title that this is a deceptive post

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

EVACUATE ALL CITIES. GO INTO YOUR BASEMENTS.

Same song but with nuclear test footage: