What would you like to do if you had a girlfriend? Let's put sex aside for a moment and focus on other things. I'd like some affection, some caresses. That's because I'm an ugly and lonely incel.
Serious write something you would like to do with a girlfriend, other than sex
make cereal out of her breast milk
Have her tell me everything is gonna be ok
I don't even fucking know at this point.
sleep in here arms
Have an orgy with all her sisters and female cousins
Beat the shit out of her
Hug, hold hands, laugh.
Same. Intimacy is like a faraway dream land for me now.
Nothing. I can't watch movies with her because she wouldn't like my taste and get bored, I can't listen to music with her because she wouldn't understand, I can't debate her because she is intellectually inferior to me, I can't imagine anything with her because her brain is riddled with bullshit and is unable to imagine or be creative, I can't sit down and have an actual conversation with her because it would turn into a fuck fest where she's trying her best to talk over me.
There is genuinely nothing else that I could do with my girlfriend other than have sex with her. Women are incapable of philosophical pandering and abstract reasoning, so no point in treating them immaterial when they are solely material beings
There is genuinely nothing else that I could do with my girlfriend other than have sex with her. Women are incapable of philosophical pandering and abstract reasoning, so no point in treating them immaterial when they are solely material beings
Real answer
Hug her to fucking death and cuddly tortures
Hold hands with her and have her sit on my lap
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Live. I've heard of life, seems enjoyable.
Have her help me catch my breath from time to time.
Come home to her/look forward to.
Also mdma.
Come home to her/look forward to.
Also mdma.
Explain political theory to her
her to not be a whore
Frolicking around in a field on a beautiful summer evening. Swimming in a lake in the middle of the forest together. Watching anime while cuddling. Laughing at stupid memes. Climbing up mountains. Skiing and Bobsled in Winter. Traveling through different cities. Watching northern lights. Making music and artwork. Trampoline park. Going to the spa. Going on roadtrips. Watching the seasons change. Healing our childhood trauma. Supporting our aspirations.
The list goes on...
The list goes on...
the concept is so foreign to me. i don't know what i would do if i had one.
picnic o algo
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Play games together
Watch movies together
Try out foods together
Help each other out with problems
Watch movies together
Try out foods together
Help each other out with problems
Touch and sniff her i guess
Whatever normies do. I just want to be treated like a human for once
Beat
Make out aggressively
Eat her nose
Cuddling and nuzzling for hours in the dark.
Cuddling, kissing, hearing her say that she loves me
Travel to the countryside and hang out at our place and talk about stuff we like
Sniff her
Feet
Sex
Everytime I drive to work at like 6 am and it's still night I just want to have someone who's hand I can hold and walk together and then snuggle in bed after that's literally all I want
Hard to imagine something that will never happen
hold hands with her, go on long walks, hug and that stuff
idk, at this point it s hard for me to even imagine because of my face and height
Talking...I'm not joking, talking to a feminine woman, who love you must be incredible.
But I'm too blackpill now to enjoy it.
Because if it's happen, I know I would be a betabuxxer and nothing else so...It would ruin the moment.
But I'm too blackpill now to enjoy it.
Because if it's happen, I know I would be a betabuxxer and nothing else so...It would ruin the moment.
Joke
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Probably nothing. There is nothing interesting at all about them.
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Lmao, that caught me off guard, I laughed more than I should have
As for the question, we would cuddle a lot and also have a shared hobbies so we could work on some projects together and more efficiently. I usually hate working with people because they tend to be mediocre and passionless, but since my ideal woman is a feminine version of me, this would speed things up. Not to mention it would also be good for building a healthy relationship.
Hug, cook together, comfort her on shitty days. Maybe ride motorcycles if she was into that.
I would take long walks in cities and public parks with her. Maybe sit on a bench with a nice view for a while and talk while cuddling up. Difficult to even imagine this but it's still something I desire
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