Toxic Femininity write cringey female comedy here

[SlayerSlayer]

So I gave a short king a chance, ever again.
I cut the date off, like he was cut off from riding basic roller coaster rides as an adult

I was on tiktok, and then I danced with my doggie and said live laugh love bitches! IM SO BASIC

I'm a bisexual woman
I'm so sick of dating mediocre white guys.
So the other day, I went on a date with a mediocre white guy for the millionth time . . .

 

[failednormie_]

Probably would fuck her dog over poor normie br0

 

[Efiliste]

Probably would fuck her dog over poor normie br0

Lol

 

[RegularManlet]

All short kings are toxic

 

[Efiliste]

dOn'T wAnt nO shOrt, diCk maN !

 

[Efiliste]

*Crying foid* I-I just hate all men *cries harder*. They don't love me, they just want to fuck. N-none of them are real men *cries harder*

 

[Efiliste]

Literally every foid: I have 10 kids with the same exact first names, but I tell them apart by their last names

 

[Trident]

Where have all the good men gone?

 

[greggymex7]

Why did the chicken cross the road

 

[ItsovERfucks]

All short kings are toxic

 

[Confessor]

So I gave a short king a chance, ever again.
I cut the date off, like he was cut off from riding basic roller coaster rides as an adult

I was on tiktok, and then I danced with my doggie and said live laugh love bitches! IM SO BASIC

I'm a bisexual woman
I'm so sick of dating mediocre white guys.
So the other day, I went on a date with a mediocre white guy for the millionth time . . .

Noodlewhore comedy : "Bigu Whitu Cocku in my smarru yerrow pussy teehee"

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Literally every foid: I have 10 kids with the same exact first names, but I tell them apart by their last names

That's too good to be a foid's joke.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

That's too good to be a foid's joke.

that's true

 

[Efiliste]

That's too good to be a foid's joke.

Foids are literally a meme