Experiment write a list of the least autistic things you can do

[SlayerSlayer]

here are some things that I am particularly deficient at, so I would assume its not very autistic at all

having sexual relations
chasing clout
making eye contact
dancing/ expressing yourself with your body
dealing with interpersonal conflict
going to a party and meeting strangers
working in sales
working in politics
going to club to find sexual partners

 

[senses fail]

making relationships
cooking
using social media
nigga said working in sales
not saying "nothing" when a normie asks what you did over the weekend
hold down a stable career

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

public speaking
being part of a theater crew
being one of the cool kids in class

 

[SlayerSlayer]

public speaking
being part of a theater crew
being one of the cool kids in class

FUCK

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Fine dining
Breathing

 

[senses fail]

Fine dining
Breathing

good shit

 

[based_meme]

having sexual relations

chasing clout

making eye contact

I just make eye contact and look right through them like they're not even there. In a sense, that's true. There's no soul behind the eyes.

dancing/ expressing yourself with your body

dealing with interpersonal conflict

I deal with it bluntly. I don't scheme and plot, like some Machiavellian politician. This scares normies, because most are cowards, passive-aggressive, and don't know how to react to conflict.

going to a party and meeting strangers

I've had my fair share of insufferable work socials and meeting strangers.

working in sales

working in politics

going to club to find sexual partners

making relationships

cooking

Eating from restaurants is expensive. You need to know how to cook for yourself.

using social media

hold down a stable career

Unless you can get NEETbux for the rest of your life, you also need to do this.

public speaking

Had to do this once. Wasn't scary at all. I don't understand the fear.

being part of a theater crew

being one of the cool kids in class

Fine dining

Breathing

 

[Asgard]

memorizing stuff

having interactions with people online

unable to communicate in native language on microphone

 

[Asgard]

keeping friendships for more than one week, internet included

 

[Asgard]

being likeable to strangers, including internet (this forum)

 

[Asgard]

being capable of debating/counterargumentating

 

[Asgard]

good at bullying

 

[Asgard]

having a personality (I'm forced to copy other users, the way they type, etc)

 

[Asgard]

being popular, internet included