Making an account here is the closest most official way to establish to the broader public (and most importantly) to yourself-- that you are indeed an incel. If you have not made an account here, but are indeed technically an incel-- I have a lot of questions for you. And of course there are incels that are barely on the internet that don't even know about this place. They exist, but I can't force people to use the internet, so they are irrelevant to me as far as this thread is concerned.
If you are a lurkercel-- I would imagine that you have of the mindset where you clearly have something going on in your life where you are here lurking because you strongly identify with the feelings of being an incel. That no one has sex with you because you are ugly or autistic, and the world is gaslighting you like it's your personality that's the issue, when you know it's at least 90% an issue of immutable causes. You don't need to blurt out your opinions to the world, but you have a morbid curiosity about what more unhinged incels have to say. Maybe you are a fag or a borderline fag and you'd feel unwelcome toward a bigoted community. Maybe you hate bigots like us and need to read what bigoted people have to say out of a masochistic sense of morbid curiosity. I mean, incels are the kind of people that would watch a shitty movie purely for the schadenfreude-- to LAUGH at IT. Incels have a need to participate in inactive activities so they get a power boost. They would appreciate the movie like 'the room' whereas a normie has more normie movies to watch and not waste their time with such drivel.
But to go back to the issue of lurkercels at hand-- although you lurk, and although you ARE indeed an incel, if I have to be honest, I wouldn't officially call you a REAL incel, because the fact is, you haven't gotten to the point where it's so fucking painful, you have a 'fuck it' moment, and you literally register on incels.is. Not 'ironically', not to do 'investigative journalism', you join SINCERELY-- because you are an incel, you recognize it in yourself so deeply, you cannot deny it anymore, and you have to do something that means something AS AN INCEL.
It doesn't matter if you have nothing to say. It matters that you took the ACTION-- to recognize that there is something deeply wrong with you GENETICALLY, that drives you to join and make your inceldom official-- not just to the internet public, but TO YOURSELF.
That's why I make this pledge to just fucking sign up if you think that matters. If you join here, you are as incel as an incel can get without being an undeniable saint like Gropehands or Messiah Sam.
I say this because there are fakecels out there like Nick Fuentes that are claiming the title, when he could easily pick and choose a random groyper groupie if he wanted. Make him the Harley to his Joker. This is STOLEN VALOR. You think a gay Chadlite that's using inceldom purely for clout would join this site?? He's got better things to do. But you don't. AND THATS PRECISELY WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN. There are levels to inceldom even if Nick is "technically" an incel-- make the step, because you are a REAL incel, and you deserve to give that title to yourself.
If you are a lurkercel-- I would imagine that you have of the mindset where you clearly have something going on in your life where you are here lurking because you strongly identify with the feelings of being an incel. That no one has sex with you because you are ugly or autistic, and the world is gaslighting you like it's your personality that's the issue, when you know it's at least 90% an issue of immutable causes. You don't need to blurt out your opinions to the world, but you have a morbid curiosity about what more unhinged incels have to say. Maybe you are a fag or a borderline fag and you'd feel unwelcome toward a bigoted community. Maybe you hate bigots like us and need to read what bigoted people have to say out of a masochistic sense of morbid curiosity. I mean, incels are the kind of people that would watch a shitty movie purely for the schadenfreude-- to LAUGH at IT. Incels have a need to participate in inactive activities so they get a power boost. They would appreciate the movie like 'the room' whereas a normie has more normie movies to watch and not waste their time with such drivel.
But to go back to the issue of lurkercels at hand-- although you lurk, and although you ARE indeed an incel, if I have to be honest, I wouldn't officially call you a REAL incel, because the fact is, you haven't gotten to the point where it's so fucking painful, you have a 'fuck it' moment, and you literally register on incels.is. Not 'ironically', not to do 'investigative journalism', you join SINCERELY-- because you are an incel, you recognize it in yourself so deeply, you cannot deny it anymore, and you have to do something that means something AS AN INCEL.
It doesn't matter if you have nothing to say. It matters that you took the ACTION-- to recognize that there is something deeply wrong with you GENETICALLY, that drives you to join and make your inceldom official-- not just to the internet public, but TO YOURSELF.
That's why I make this pledge to just fucking sign up if you think that matters. If you join here, you are as incel as an incel can get without being an undeniable saint like Gropehands or Messiah Sam.
I say this because there are fakecels out there like Nick Fuentes that are claiming the title, when he could easily pick and choose a random groyper groupie if he wanted. Make him the Harley to his Joker. This is STOLEN VALOR. You think a gay Chadlite that's using inceldom purely for clout would join this site?? He's got better things to do. But you don't. AND THATS PRECISELY WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN. There are levels to inceldom even if Nick is "technically" an incel-- make the step, because you are a REAL incel, and you deserve to give that title to yourself.
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