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Discussion Would you settle for a landwhale?

xMadcelx

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You have to marry her for life before she dies of a heart attack at 45, after that you can not pursue anything and you'll never be able to get anything else, I would because I don't think I'd get anything else off life
 
Jesus haha no
 
I only make 50k. Can't afford the grocery bill.
 
I would, if she isn't used as a toilet and glued to a smartphone. BBWs and PAWGs are regulars in my fapping menu. Weight can be fixed too.

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lmao that’s a funny one
 
I would, if she isn't used as a toilet and glued to a smartphone. BBWs and PAWGs are regulars in my fapping menu. Weight can be fixed too.

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most fat foids are unwilling to change their habits, thank modern day feminism for body positivity
 
depends if she is good facially
weight can always be changed
but otherwise no not being fat is my only standard
 
most fat foids are unwilling to change their habits, thank modern day feminism for body positivity
I know man. Let me be a little delusional so I can somewhat cope.
 
Not like a fucking landwhale would settle for a shrimp dicked incel. Imagine a dick as small as mine going into that fucking cave called a vag. I don't have the surface area to sufficiently love a fatty.
 
Yeah, if her face is alright, I'll go for it, but otherwise no.

I don't mind fucking a landwhale, but I wouldn't settle for one for the long-term.
 
First off, you know that everyone thinks only one thing about landwhales, regardless of how 'nice' or 'personable' they may be. One thing only, which is how damn fat they are.

So why would anyone want to be associated with that? You'd just be the guy who was married to a walking cruise ship instead of an incel. Bad trade off.

I only make 50k. Can't afford the grocery bill.
:lul:
 
Funniest thread of the day award goes to op
 
How do landwhales fuck in the first place? The hole is covered by layers upon layers of fat.
 
Not like a fucking landwhale would settle for a shrimp dicked incel. Imagine a dick as small as mine going into that fucking cave called a vag. I don't have the surface area to sufficiently love a fatty.
where is ur profile pic from?
 
Threads are getting gayer and gayer on faggots.co
 
if its @BummerDrummer definition of a landwhale then yes.
 
no, i would rather die
 
Would I let a random person wearing a balaclava and black wool knit gloves into my house?
 
I'd rather die.
 
Nah bro, i wouldn't wanna be in a relationship with a foid, i'm not even attracted to. I mean what's the point in doing that?
 
How obese are we talking about? Can she wipe her own ass? :feelskek:
 
jfl @ u if u answered yes
 
I would fuck her, but not marry her.
 
Yes, but unfortunately short ugly curries are not the first choice of anyone, even 300 lb hambeasts.
 
Cuck if you say yes tbh
 
A landwhale wouldn't settle for me.
 
Misogynist if you wouldn't :soy:

or

Volcel if you wouldn't? :dafuckfeels:
 
tbh i dont care about who i settle with. i cant anything as is
 

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