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A) get 100 million USD to run for US president (you can only spend it on that, it's impossible to cheat, for sake of question. If you do you go to jail for life — let's just assume you're American now and 100% eligible to run)

OR

B) get a "gf" [she has "8/10 body" and "6/10 ] for 500 days?


I turned off public voting, but please do comment!
 
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I hate America, just give me a gf.
 
500 days is too low, so option A is more interesting :feelsjuice:
 
100 million ain’t enough to run for president…
 
100 millions so i can buy this forum and become the Master
 
With A even if I fail I can use the fact that I ran to become a celebrity and score my hot autistic Indian gf
 
president doesnt matter so ill take the woman
 
100 million ain’t enough to run for president…
Also most candidates running atm, except Trump and Vivek, have a net-worth of less than 30 million, some even less than 5 million
 
100 millions so i can buy this forum and become the Master
Well you'll have to be voted president first, and you can't steal the money
 
500 days is enough to satisfy my sexual urges. Sex 2-3 times a week. For 500 days.
 
@Animecel2D


This is 2015/2016 but it's similar now

I actually took a class in American Politics at college
 
Not interested in being a President whatsoever, I just want the money.

And B is whatever compared to money.
 
Not interested in being a President whatsoever, I just want the money.

And B is whatever compared to money.
-SIGH- you can't have the money but if you get elected you can live in the White House and a salary of $400,000 per year
 
You are asking me about a full term (4years) of access to Epstein Island or 500 days of relationship ?
 
You are asking me about a full term (4years) of access to Epstein Island or 500 days of relationship ?
- yes provided you get ELECTED. Let's say you do. What you pick?
- would your choice be different if you had to run for president first, with those 100 million? (more than enough, most candidates for 2024 have a lot less than that)
 
- yes provided you get ELECTED. Let's say you do. What you pick?
- would your choice be different if you had to run for president first, with those 100 million? (more than enough, most candidates for 2024 have a lot less than that)
Yea I'd give election a shot. Prob get to fuck the campaign manager even if I lose
 
Wouldn’t wanna be a president, but maybe it’s a mistake. Maybe a blackpilled president would clean things up.
 
@Animecel2D


This is 2015/2016 but it's similar now

I actually took a class in American Politics at college
Ok fair point. But I don’t think 100 million would be enough to compensate for my complete lack of connections and political knowhow. It takes a certain kind of person to successfully be a politician let alone run for president of all things and I just dont have that
 
With A even if I fail I can use the fact that I ran to become a celebrity and score my hot autistic Indian gf
yes, and make 400k a year
 
Ok fair point. But I don’t think 100 million would be enough to compensate for my complete lack of connections and political knowhow. It takes a certain kind of person to successfully be a politician let alone run for president of all things and I just dont have that
100M would get you a decent campaign manager, if you're super incel then nothing will work of course, but there's still a chance that you can ingratiate yourself to the party machine and statusmax
 
100M would get you a decent campaign manager, if you're super incel then nothing will work of course, but there's still a chance that you can ingratiate yourself to the party machine and statusmax
I am super duper incel and would be laughed out of parliament on first day
 
I am super duper incel and would be laughed out of parliament on first day
1000% same kek

Ok fair point. But I don’t think 100 million would be enough to compensate for my complete lack of connections and political knowhow. It takes a certain kind of person to successfully be a politician let alone run for president of all things and I just dont have that
True! You gotta do presentations and go talk to people, I literally couldn't
 

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