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Discussion Which cope would you give up your forum account for?

Which item would you give up your account for?

  • One vehicle of your choice with insurance, must cost under 100k

    Votes: 9 17.3%
  • One year long, worldwide cruise ship ticket

    Votes: 3 5.8%
  • One hyperadvanced sex doll robot prototype based on what is feasible today

    Votes: 7 13.5%
  • One year of unlimited trips to any brothel in a country of your choice

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • One NASA/IBM tier supercomputer and gaming setup

    Votes: 4 7.7%
  • One full ride scholarship to whatever university you want

    Votes: 3 5.8%
  • One voucher for premium leg lengthening surgery that adds 6 inches

    Votes: 6 11.5%
  • One voucher for a total facial reconstruction by Dr. Eppley

    Votes: 12 23.1%
  • One animal pet of any species

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • None of the above

    Votes: 6 11.5%

  • Total voters
    52
SnakeCel

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Let us now imagine a purely hypothetical scenario where the government is implementing an incel deradicalization program.

The basis of the program is that, in exchange for deleting your account on this forum, and promising not to post or engage in incel discussion/discourse online (honor system), you are entitled to receive ONE (1) item of compensation in return, listed in the poll below.

To prevent normies from abusing this system the program is only eligible to users who have reached 500+ posts and have had their accounts for more than a year, prior to the announcement of the program.
 
Cruise ship sounds good.
A whole year free of wageslavery AND with luxuries.
 
I will never give up fucking foid prostitutes.
 
only the total face reconstruction is worth it, the other stuff is temporary except for the sex doll and limb lengthening. But buying a good sex doll isn’t hard if you have a job and i don’t like the idea of limb lengthening. I ain’t short enough to risk it.
 
only the total face reconstruction is worth it, the other stuff is temporary except for the sex doll and limb lengthening. But buying a good sex doll isn’t hard if you have a job and i don’t like the idea of limb lengthening. I ain’t short enough to risk it.
Are you Greek btw?
 
I think I would take any of these
 
When I look at these options, it's all accessible to the average millionaire's son :feelsrope:
 
Never, my alligence stands with this forum.
 
Hyperadvanced sex robot would be nice
 
I'd delete my account for a $20 steam voucher
 
I'll take a Toyota Prius, please.
 
One dinner with jay z
 
The sex doll robot
 
I'd chose the gaming setup. There's alot I want to do with a high end PC.
 
Give me Jill Valentine
 
I'll take the 6 inches and be loved.
Thank you.
 
What are the capabilities of the bot? What is feasible today means quite a bit. You could likely already build a very realistic sexbot, but it would cost in excess of several million USD per unit (real synthetic lab grown skin, synthetic muscles, simulated blood flow, etc). And does the bot come with advanced AI?
 
My face is ugly, it needs correction
 
>a bunch of worthless crap
>$100k car, facial reconstruction or LL
Tough choice.
 
Let us now imagine a purely hypothetical scenario where the government is implementing an incel deradicalization program.

The basis of the program is that, in exchange for deleting your account on this forum, and promising not to post or engage in incel discussion/discourse online (honor system), you are entitled to receive ONE (1) item of compensation in return, listed in the poll below.

To prevent normies from abusing this system the program is only eligible to users who have reached 500+ posts and have had their accounts for more than a year, prior to the announcement of the program.
None.
 
I'd get the car and sell it, essentially sold my .is account for ~100k
 
If I could get a full ride scholarship back in uni all the way to PhD it'd be rly good. I can get connections, increase my status, and be a better paid slave
 
realdoll is overpriced as fuck because its made in the usa you can get a high quality silicone or tpe doll for a fraction of the price in china also the head options they all look like roasties I need the jb heads :feelsLSD:

Then what would a hyperadvanced sex doll robot prototype based on what is feasible today be?​

 

One vehicle of your choice with insurance, must cost under 100k​

I'll take a good sailboat
 
Wheres waifu?
 
The length thing would make me unable to walk for a long time, right?
And I don't want facial reconstruction surgery because I don't believe it would do much
I picked a car, but now I notice a nasa supercomputer is worth way more than that
I would just sell the supercomputer and be able to pay for university and a car
 

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