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Would you rather release the antichrist or have a modern day girlfriend

Would you release Satan or have a girlfriend

  • Release Satan

    Votes: 25 67.6%
  • Have a modern day girlfriend

    Votes: 12 32.4%

  • Total voters
    37
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virgin4life

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Let's say you could either release the antichrist or have a girlfriend.

If you choose to release the antichrist demons will flood the earth and torture Chad and Stacy and everyone else forever. As a reward Satan will grant you and all incel brothers and their families a quick and painless death via decapitation.

If you choose to have a girlfriend then she may still cheat on you with chad, leave you or divorce rape you but at least you are having a chance....
 
girlfriend since Satan isn't giving me pussy
 
I am going to have to go with modern girlfriend. I could just pump and dump her. I get no gain out of releasing Satan because once I am dead I am dead so what happens to Chads and Stacys doesn't really matter. I could just as easily rope.
 
girlfriend since Satan isn't giving me pussy

Yeah but he is giving mankind pain and terror. And your gf will end up fucking Chad anyway and then you will be very pissed and wish you had chosen to unleash the antichrist.
 
A "modern day girlfriend" is a vile, disgusting degenerate creature.
Unleash Satan.
 
he would torture your sister for eternity then tbh

No, incels and their families will die a quick and painless death as a reward for unleashing the antichrist.
 
Yeah but he is giving mankind pain and terror. And your gf will end up fucking Chad anyway and then you will be very pissed and wish you had chosen to unleash the antichrist.
As @rightfulcel said you could always just pump and dump.
 
he would torture your sister for eternity then tbh
it's over :feelsrope:
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As @rightfulcel said you could always just pump and dump.

And then she will move on to fuck Chad. They will laugh about what a loser you are and fuck each other like animals. Meanwhile you are sitting at home, masturbating being a loser again. And you are telling me that this is better than taking ultimate revenge on all of mankind?
it's over :feelsrope:

No dude if you choose Satan he will kill you and your family in a quick and painless way so you wont have to suffer.
 
Satan is an angel compared to them
 
1st option for sure, they deserve to suffer
 
Releasing Satan is a natural conclusion for our world anyway. Deus vult.
 
I'd say satan because nothing lasts forever.
 
Satan is actually a good guy unlike god, he was the light bringer (truth bringer) while god is a lying bluepilled virtue signaling cunt. Normies demonized him and praised Chad God who killed millions and let billions to suffer.

God created jews, god created gays, god created trannies, god created paedophiles, god created zoophiles, god created necrophiles, god created chads, god created foid's lust for chad's/tyrone's cock so also he created inceldom, god made humans and animals that they should kill other beings to feed themselves, god gave "free will" and at same time he knows how all will end so it's not a free will but a determinism since he is all known being and knew very well how your life will end and will put you into hell anyway, he made ugly people despited by general public, god created universe which gonna explode anyway several billions of years from now with spaces between stars so vast that we will never travel and explore another stars at least not in few million years.

Fuck god if you exist i want to spit on your face and smash your head with my bare fists, it's impossible to find more evil being than you, you love when people suffer and murder others don't you? So yeah release Satan into the world, Earth needs it. That's the final solution to Earth's problem. Just don't forget to kill rest of animal species since they will evolve and keep repeating vicious cuck-roastie-chad circle forver. Satan just nuke the earth if you can.


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Is this a joke? Satan for sure. But first before my death I’d like to see the Chads and foids suffer.
 

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