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Blackpill Would you rather be a 6’1 sub 5 with a perfect cock or a 5’7 chad with a micropenis

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If you choose the sub 5, your face is fucked. No kind of surgery or treatment will ever fix your facial appearance. On the bright side, you have a perfect penis to any and every woman on the planet. Your dick can literally shapeshift into any women’s preferred penis shape, length and girth. You are 100% fertile and are able to have kids if you choose. Any children from your blood will have this power as well.

If you choose perfect face 5’7Chad, then it’s the pretty typical, pulling almost every girl around you with no problem, and success comes easy in life. The catch is that you have a micropenis <1 inch. Basically a clit at that point. You cannot get any sort of treatment, therapy or surgery, as your penis is unfixable. You can have kids, but every single one from your blood will have the same penis defect, but they will also look like chads.

Which do you choose? I’m not really looking for that many short answers, I wanna know what you choose and elaborate why you chose that.
 
First option to be honest as i can be a Tallfag and Dickmogger
 
What's the point of life if you physically can't have sex ?
 
Interesting first post
 
the first option is perfect for pornstarmaxing
 
tallfag and dihmogger over chadcuck... .
 
Frame doesn’t have anything to do with this)
If you choose the sub 5, your face is fucked. No kind of surgery or treatment will ever fix your facial appearance. On the bright side, you have a perfect penis to any and every woman on the planet. Your dick can literally shapeshift into any women’s preferred penis shape, length and girth. You are 100% fertile and are able to have kids if you choose. Any children from your blood will have this power as well.

If you choose perfect face 5’7Chad, then it’s the pretty typical, pulling almost every girl around you with no problem, and success comes easy in life. The catch is that you have a micropenis <1 inch. Basically a clit at that point. You cannot get any sort of treatment, therapy or surgery, as your penis is unfixable. You can have kids, but every single one from your blood will have the same penis defect, but they will also look like chads.

Which do you choose? I’m not really looking for that many short answers, I wanna know what you choose and elaborate why you chose that.
6'1 sub-5
 
by being 5'7 you cant be a chad anyway, especially with a small cock
 
Short and tiny dick? Hell no
 
Sub 5 that's tall. Anything to not be short anymore
 
6'1 sub 5 with a perfect cock
 
Frame doesn’t have anything to do with this)
If you choose the sub 5, your face is fucked. No kind of surgery or treatment will ever fix your facial appearance. On the bright side, you have a perfect penis to any and every woman on the planet. Your dick can literally shapeshift into any women’s preferred penis shape, length and girth. You are 100% fertile and are able to have kids if you choose. Any children from your blood will have this power as well.

If you choose perfect face 5’7Chad, then it’s the pretty typical, pulling almost every girl around you with no problem, and success comes easy in life. The catch is that you have a micropenis <1 inch. Basically a clit at that point. You cannot get any sort of treatment, therapy or surgery, as your penis is unfixable. You can have kids, but every single one from your blood will have the same penis defect, but they will also look like chads.

Which do you choose? I’m not really looking for that many short answers, I wanna know what you choose and elaborate why you chose that.
There is no such thing as a chad and 5’7”

🫩
 
by being 5'7 you cant be a chad anyway, especially with a small cock
even if he had prime brand pitt face, dih and height mogs... .
 
even if he had prime brand pitt face, dih and height mogs... .
100%
 
You cannot be below average in any category and still be a Chad, by definition.
 
You cannot be below average in any category and still be a Chad, by definition.
I know. I should have put Chad face instead of just Chad on its own. My bad
 
I'm already basically the former, but Chad with a micropenis would struggle more throughout his entire life during sex tbh. Would honestly rather stay sub-5.
 
you do know height and penis size don't correlate, right?
 
The first, absolutely.

I have a small penis and am sub3 for sure. I'd rather be 6'1 with a perfect penis and a sub5 face.
4/10 is better than sub3.
 
Frame doesn’t have anything to do with this)
If you choose the sub 5, your face is fucked. No kind of surgery or treatment will ever fix your facial appearance. On the bright side, you have a perfect penis to any and every woman on the planet. Your dick can literally shapeshift into any women’s preferred penis shape, length and girth. You are 100% fertile and are able to have kids if you choose. Any children from your blood will have this power as well.

If you choose perfect face 5’7Chad, then it’s the pretty typical, pulling almost every girl around you with no problem, and success comes easy in life. The catch is that you have a micropenis <1 inch. Basically a clit at that point. You cannot get any sort of treatment, therapy or surgery, as your penis is unfixable. You can have kids, but every single one from your blood will have the same penis defect, but they will also look like chads.

Which do you choose? I’m not really looking for that many short answers, I wanna know what you choose and elaborate why you chose that.
Aye bro watch out
 
Chad always wins so chad
 
Frame doesn’t have anything to do with this)
If you choose the sub 5, your face is fucked. No kind of surgery or treatment will ever fix your facial appearance. On the bright side, you have a perfect penis to any and every woman on the planet. Your dick can literally shapeshift into any women’s preferred penis shape, length and girth. You are 100% fertile and are able to have kids if you choose. Any children from your blood will have this power as well.

If you choose perfect face 5’7Chad, then it’s the pretty typical, pulling almost every girl around you with no problem, and success comes easy in life. The catch is that you have a micropenis <1 inch. Basically a clit at that point. You cannot get any sort of treatment, therapy or surgery, as your penis is unfixable. You can have kids, but every single one from your blood will have the same penis defect, but they will also look like chads.

Which do you choose? I’m not really looking for that many short answers, I wanna know what you choose and elaborate why you chose that.
6'1 dick mogger since you can ascend to being a 5-6/10 and dickmogg the bluepillers
 

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