Serious Would you rather be slave to a Stacy or husband to a landwhale

[virgin4life]

Let's say a genie in a bottle told you she could either turn you into a fat 2 ton landwhales husband but for the rest of your life you could not divorce her and you had to fuck her daily (the genie will be able to remote control your body if you refuse) and the landwhale will never lose weight or alternatively you could become a hot 10/10 Stacy's slave but of course she would not fuck you but let you do all the shit she didn't want to do herself like taking the trash out, buying condoms for her to be able to fuck Chad and shit like that. She will make you serve breakfast to her and Chad after they fucked in the morning.

What would you choose?

 

[ihaveno1]

DEAD

 

[Deleted member 4760]

wtf neither

 

[virgin4life]

DEAD

You don't get to choose something as nice as death in this scenario...

 

[Neggr]

Give me a gun in this situation.

 

[virgin4life]

wtf neither

You have to choose or the genie will turn you into an inceltears cuck. You will be an SJW in favor of feminism and will colour your hair blue.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Would i live with the Stacy? Like can i watch her showering or something

 

[Clonecel]

Both choices are ultimate ropefuel for an incel, but by being a slave to a Stacy you are automatically bluepilled cuck.
Rather live with Jabba the Hutt and try to ignore her everyday presence than to drool over a hot Stacy that thinks I'm less than a turd on the ground and exploits my cuckiness.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Your question and your topic are two different things you know.
One say if you would fuck landwhales or be a stacy slave, while in the writing you said I myself would become the landwhale or a stacy that turns into a slave.
I rather not be a girl. The fuck?

 

[virgin4life]

Would i live with the Stacy? Like can i watch her showering or something

You can try but if she catches you she might punish you. Or Chad might punish you...

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

The rope.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

DEAD

 

[virgin4life]

One say if you would fuck landwhales or be a stacy slave, while in the writing you said I myself would become the landwhale or a stacy that turns into a slave.
I rather not be a girl. The fuck?

No I wrote "turn you into a fat 2 ton landwhales husband "

 

[tehgymcel420]

 

[virgin4life]

The rope.

Not an option guys. Don't make it easy on yourselves.

 

[TheSecondComing]

yeah I don't know how the fuck I got into this situation but pass

 

[virgin4life]

I am asking this question because those two options are pretty much the only two realistic options we as incels have.

I don't get a looksmatched slavewaifu either, I guess?

No!

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

No slavewaifu? Then it is landwhale. At least some freedom left. Maybe she also has a good personality.

 

[overformanlets]

landwhale, being a slave to a stacy without fucking is
also in 5 years VR/AR will be pretty good, i'll put on a headset while i'm fucking so i can pretend like i'm fucking stacy

 

[Deleted member 10124]

DEAD

 

[Lester]

You can try but if she catches you she might punish you. Or Chad might punish you...

wait shes married to a chad? neither then, bro

 

[virgin4life]

wait shes married to a chad? neither then, bro

I didn't say married but I'd expect a Stacy to fuck random Chads three times a day.

 

[JestER]

DEAD

 

[FinnCel]

Landwhale

 

[Lester]

I didn't say married but I'd expect a Stacy to fuck random Chads three times a day.

that's just as bad if not worse. this question sucks, i'd rather die.

 

[FukFeminism]

These hypotheticals suck.

 

[virgin4life]

These hypotheticals suck.

Those hypotheticals are the reality we are all living in. You can either be cuck to Stacy or married to a landwhale. Those are the options you have as an incel. That the options we have suck is obvious.

 

[FukFeminism]

Those hypotheticals are the reality we are all living in. You can either be cuck to Stacy or married to a landwhale. Those are the options you have as an incel. That the options we have suck is obvious.

Since this was a question based on our realistic options, you might as well have included a third choice: rope

 

[virgin4life]

Since this was a question based on our realistic options, you might as well have included a third choice: rope

Roping is not really an option since as you can see we are all alive.