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Would you let your waifu sit on your face ?

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Provided your waifu is a virgin who never had any sexual contact to other men, would you let her sit on your face ? I definitely would, i can already imagine being trapped under her glutes while she smirks and dirty talks to me by calling me a dirty boy or teasing me and calling me a pervert playfully :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :ahegao: :ahegao: :ahegao:
 
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if your waifu farted while sitting on your face would you prefer she fart on your chin facing you or fart on your nose facing away from you
 
I would hope she doesn't fart on my face at all but what if it happened
 
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Yes, it’s one of my fantasies.
 
Nah im not into that
 
Id rather let my waifu sit on my lap
 
Fecal borne diseases

Bacterial​


  • Salmonella (salmonellosis, typhoid, paratyphoid fever)
  • Shigella (shigellosis / bacillary dysentery)
  • Escherichia coli (pathogenic strains: ETEC, EPEC, EHEC/O157:H7, etc.)
  • Campylobacter (campylobacteriosis)
  • Vibrio cholerae (cholera)
  • Yersinia enterocolitica
  • Clostridium difficile (C. diff – especially in healthcare settings)
  • Listeria monocytogenes (less common fecal-oral, but possible)

Viral​


  • Hepatitis A
  • Hepatitis E
  • Norovirus (very common cause of gastroenteritis outbreaks)
  • Rotavirus (especially in children)
  • Adenovirus (enteric types 40/41)
  • Astrovirus
  • Sapovirus
  • Poliovirus (poliomyelitis)
  • Enteroviruses (e.g., Coxsackie, Echovirus)

Parasitic (Protozoa)​


  • Giardia lamblia (giardiasis)
  • Cryptosporidium (cryptosporidiosis)
  • Entamoeba histolytica (amebiasis / amebic dysentery)
  • Cyclospora cayetanensis
  • Dientamoeba fragilis
  • Balantidium coli (rare)

Parasitic (Helminths / Worms)​


  • Ascaris lumbricoides (roundworm)
  • Trichuris trichiura (whipworm)
  • Ancylostoma / Necator (hookworm)
  • Strongyloides stercoralis
  • Taenia saginata / Taenia solium (beef/pork tapeworm)
  • Hymenolepis nana (dwarf tapeworm)
  • Enterobius vermicularis (pinworm – direct and indirect fecal-oral)
  • Schistosoma spp. (some transmission stages involve fecal contamination of water)

No.
 
Fecal borne diseases

Bacterial​


  • Salmonella (salmonellosis, typhoid, paratyphoid fever)
  • Shigella (shigellosis / bacillary dysentery)
  • Escherichia coli (pathogenic strains: ETEC, EPEC, EHEC/O157:H7, etc.)
  • Campylobacter (campylobacteriosis)
  • Vibrio cholerae (cholera)
  • Yersinia enterocolitica
  • Clostridium difficile (C. diff – especially in healthcare settings)
  • Listeria monocytogenes (less common fecal-oral, but possible)

Viral​


  • Hepatitis A
  • Hepatitis E
  • Norovirus (very common cause of gastroenteritis outbreaks)
  • Rotavirus (especially in children)
  • Adenovirus (enteric types 40/41)
  • Astrovirus
  • Sapovirus
  • Poliovirus (poliomyelitis)
  • Enteroviruses (e.g., Coxsackie, Echovirus)

Parasitic (Protozoa)​


  • Giardia lamblia (giardiasis)
  • Cryptosporidium (cryptosporidiosis)
  • Entamoeba histolytica (amebiasis / amebic dysentery)
  • Cyclospora cayetanensis
  • Dientamoeba fragilis
  • Balantidium coli (rare)

Parasitic (Helminths / Worms)​


  • Ascaris lumbricoides (roundworm)
  • Trichuris trichiura (whipworm)
  • Ancylostoma / Necator (hookworm)
  • Strongyloides stercoralis
  • Taenia saginata / Taenia solium (beef/pork tapeworm)
  • Hymenolepis nana (dwarf tapeworm)
  • Enterobius vermicularis (pinworm – direct and indirect fecal-oral)
  • Schistosoma spp. (some transmission stages involve fecal contamination of water)

No.
autism
 
Is that a question wtf?
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Idk, it's not exactly my thing. I'd rather place my face between her tits
 
would you let her sit on your face ?
Only if she has a thick robust wide-hipped ass with an ass-crack that can swallow my whole head and smear with all sorts of lovely pungent ass juices!
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No dude I would bury my face into her tits.
 
You would also get a face full of fish in addition to being in the line of fire for any farts.

Hard pass.
 
Yes yes yes yes
 
Probably not

But I’ll definitely eat her out without any hesitation
 
Sure, but that's a strong fantasy. 18yo chad only
 
She can sit on my dick
 
Fecal borne diseases

Bacterial​


  • Salmonella (salmonellosis, typhoid, paratyphoid fever)
  • Shigella (shigellosis / bacillary dysentery)
  • Escherichia coli (pathogenic strains: ETEC, EPEC, EHEC/O157:H7, etc.)
  • Campylobacter (campylobacteriosis)
  • Vibrio cholerae (cholera)
  • Yersinia enterocolitica
  • Clostridium difficile (C. diff – especially in healthcare settings)
  • Listeria monocytogenes (less common fecal-oral, but possible)

Viral​


  • Hepatitis A
  • Hepatitis E
  • Norovirus (very common cause of gastroenteritis outbreaks)
  • Rotavirus (especially in children)
  • Adenovirus (enteric types 40/41)
  • Astrovirus
  • Sapovirus
  • Poliovirus (poliomyelitis)
  • Enteroviruses (e.g., Coxsackie, Echovirus)

Parasitic (Protozoa)​


  • Giardia lamblia (giardiasis)
  • Cryptosporidium (cryptosporidiosis)
  • Entamoeba histolytica (amebiasis / amebic dysentery)
  • Cyclospora cayetanensis
  • Dientamoeba fragilis
  • Balantidium coli (rare)

Parasitic (Helminths / Worms)​


  • Ascaris lumbricoides (roundworm)
  • Trichuris trichiura (whipworm)
  • Ancylostoma / Necator (hookworm)
  • Strongyloides stercoralis
  • Taenia saginata / Taenia solium (beef/pork tapeworm)
  • Hymenolepis nana (dwarf tapeworm)
  • Enterobius vermicularis (pinworm – direct and indirect fecal-oral)
  • Schistosoma spp. (some transmission stages involve fecal contamination of water)

No.

:feelskek:
 
She could ride my nose
 
why that age specifically
They gatekeep virgin foids from us, which is bullshit, if a foid likes you, age is the last thing on their mind
 
Yes cause waifus don't poop duh
 
why that age specifically
Foids at older age have experienced it all and view 'cute' and 'cheesy' stuff as cringe. Finding a virgin foid in 20's and older is like winning a lottery
 
Brutal nottaggedpill.

To answer your question, however, yes. :feelsohh:
 
No eating poopy holes
 
Without hesitation :ahegao: :ahegao: , especially if she’s musky from the day..
 
No because I want to dominate her
 
I don't want her on my face, but she can sit on my dick.
 
My waifu's ass is cleaner than the back of my hand, I wouldn't mind, in fact I'd encourage this behavior.
 
Hell yes, volcel if you wouldn't
 
Fecal borne diseases

Bacterial​


  • Salmonella (salmonellosis, typhoid, paratyphoid fever)
  • Shigella (shigellosis / bacillary dysentery)
  • Escherichia coli (pathogenic strains: ETEC, EPEC, EHEC/O157:H7, etc.)
  • Campylobacter (campylobacteriosis)
  • Vibrio cholerae (cholera)
  • Yersinia enterocolitica
  • Clostridium difficile (C. diff – especially in healthcare settings)
  • Listeria monocytogenes (less common fecal-oral, but possible)

Viral​


  • Hepatitis A
  • Hepatitis E
  • Norovirus (very common cause of gastroenteritis outbreaks)
  • Rotavirus (especially in children)
  • Adenovirus (enteric types 40/41)
  • Astrovirus
  • Sapovirus
  • Poliovirus (poliomyelitis)
  • Enteroviruses (e.g., Coxsackie, Echovirus)

Parasitic (Protozoa)​


  • Giardia lamblia (giardiasis)
  • Cryptosporidium (cryptosporidiosis)
  • Entamoeba histolytica (amebiasis / amebic dysentery)
  • Cyclospora cayetanensis
  • Dientamoeba fragilis
  • Balantidium coli (rare)

Parasitic (Helminths / Worms)​


  • Ascaris lumbricoides (roundworm)
  • Trichuris trichiura (whipworm)
  • Ancylostoma / Necator (hookworm)
  • Strongyloides stercoralis
  • Taenia saginata / Taenia solium (beef/pork tapeworm)
  • Hymenolepis nana (dwarf tapeworm)
  • Enterobius vermicularis (pinworm – direct and indirect fecal-oral)
  • Schistosoma spp. (some transmission stages involve fecal contamination of water)

No.
Worth it.
 

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